GFZ - Come on England!! | Swinging Heaven

19 Oct 2007

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2436.html">GFZ - Opening Weekend</a>
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2812.html">GFZ - Graduation Weekend</a>
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in

World Cup Rugby on Saturday night and an English contender for the Formula One World Championship on sunday - life doesn't get much better than this!!!
Beer anyone?? :cheers: drinkies

19 Oct 2007

Stormy helps himself to a very large Whisky and some painkillers, slides into the Jacuzzi and prepares to get rat arsed.
in edit, yes to the beer :cheers: and thanks

19 Oct 2007

Don't worry Stormy, the girlies will be along shortly to make sure you're comfortable!
Pillow? silly

hwoar:

19 Oct 2007

Aww bless I think he needs more than a pillow. Daughter having a sleepover tonight so 4 loud girls too near our bedroom. His laptop has died so he's using my comp whenever he can get on it which isn't very often since I work on it and his foot hurts :violin:
Still, he did get a shag over the kitchen table earlier......which was nice :giggle:
Mine's a bacardi and coke please if we have a willing barperson. If not I'll do it meself!

19 Oct 2007

oh im so excited :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
got a bloody long drive and a 3am start but biggrin

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :color: :color: :happy: :high-smile: :beer: :lol2: :cheers:

19 Oct 2007

FUCKITY FUCK... dull... dull...dull!
surprised

uch: :censored: :fuckinghell:

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Jags
FUCKITY FUCK... dull... dull...dull!
uch: :censored: :fuckinghell:

Oi!! wrong thread, now what do you want to drink and would you like thighs with that? lol

19 Oct 2007

Quote by firelizard
FUCKITY FUCK... dull... dull...dull!
uch: :censored: :fuckinghell:

Oi!! wrong thread, now what do you want to drink and would you like thighs with that? lol

To live through the second most boring weekend of the year so far - last week being the MOST boring one so far - I'd love a very large glass of dry white wine please. Thighs in Lloyd Grossman's Korma sauce is just what I'm having for my meal tonight. Tomorrow I'm having a sleeping tablet...
:cry:

19 Oct 2007

oh well there you go 1 person does not like it so click click it must not be happening mad

:x :x :x :x :x

19 Oct 2007

F1 Hamilton used 2 sets of wet tyres, so he may have a penality...
Rugby semi soon
Final tomorrow
:beer:

19 Oct 2007

Mods tampering with title of threads = punishment in the photo ads for the evening
lol

:twisted:

19 Oct 2007

Hey sis, good to seeya kiss

You serving this evening??? :twisted:
Mine's a large dry white please.
G xx

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
oh well there you go 1 person does not like it so click click it must not be happening :x :x :x :x :x

Eh??? .... rolleyes

:roll: explain... :roll:

19 Oct 2007

Quote by dundeecpl
Hey sis, good to seeya
You serving this evening??? :twisted:
Mine's a large dry white please.
G xx

Hi sis,

Mal is serving, but I'll serve you
:beer:

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Sarah
Mods tampering with title of threads = punishment in the photo ads for the evening
:twisted:

And what's new then??? How about a proper punishment or a proper bribe?
Maybe I should move to the Christmas thread? Or an early Easter one??
:cry: :cry:

:rotflmao:
Don't care!

19 Oct 2007

OK here's a topical joke (just had to ask MrFB to remind me because I forgot it redface

).
The sale of condoms in Australia has dropped, because they've discovered that you only need one Jonny to fuck 15 Aussies! biggrin

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Sarah
Hey sis, good to seeya
You serving this evening??? :twisted:
Mine's a large dry white please.
G xx

Hi sis,

Mal is serving, but I'll serve you
:beer:
Oooh now there's an offer i can't refuse. :happy:
How is mr gamesmaster? thought of you the other day when i came across the old oral sex log sheet from THAT party hehe
Oh what a night :twisted:
G xx

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Jags
Mods tampering with title of threads = punishment in the photo ads for the evening
:twisted:

And what's new then??? How about a proper punishment or a proper bribe?
Maybe I should move to the Christmas thread? Or an early Easter one??
:cry: :cry:

:rotflmao:
Don't care!
England, England.......... biggrin

19 Oct 2007

Quote by dundeecpl
Hey sis, good to seeya
You serving this evening??? :twisted:
Mine's a large dry white please.
G xx

Hi sis,

Mal is serving, but I'll serve you
:beer:
Oooh now there's an offer i can't refuse. :happy:
How is mr gamesmaster? thought of you the other day when i came across the old oral sex log sheet from THAT party hehe
Oh what a night :twisted:
G xx
You called?? :twisted:
nice to see you both around - we need to have a re-run some time!!
Mal
xxx

19 Oct 2007

Damn!
I misunderstood the title of this thread, and have just come back from having a wank in the garden...
:twisted:
I'm on the Tequila Sunrises tonight! :cheers:

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Sarah
Mods tampering with title of threads = punishment in the photo ads for the evening
:twisted:

And what's new then??? How about a proper punishment or a proper bribe?
Maybe I should move to the Christmas thread? Or an early Easter one??
:cry: :cry:

:rotflmao:
Don't care!
England, England.......... biggrin

Think I'm being misunderstood.... confused

It's just the over proliferation of ball based sport on the TV...
Mmmmmmm, seem to have an over abundance of .......... today but then it's been that sort of day when I have to use .......... to fill the gaps of my articulation cos words have failed me.
Tiddlywinks anyone???
wink

:wink:

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Jags
oh well there you go 1 person does not like it so click click it must not be happening :x :x :x :x :x

Eh??? .... rolleyes

:roll: explain... :roll:
I dont need to explain nor will I its sorted now so end of even if it has left a sour taste.
I'm going enjoy a fun filled weekend on what ever takes my fancy, and on the things I dont like I will ignore.
Have fun all

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
oh well there you go 1 person does not like it so click click it must not be happening :x :x :x :x :x

Eh??? .... rolleyes

:roll: explain... :roll:
I dont need to explain nor will I its sorted now so end of even if it has left a sour taste.
I'm going enjoy a fun filled weekend on what ever takes my fancy, and on the things I dont like I will ignore.
Have fun all
Ah well - sad state then. Making random and potentially offensive remarks and then refusing to explain is about par for the course so I haven't been disappointed.
Enjoy your fun filled weekend.
May your balls be eternally oval.
:silly:

19 Oct 2007

I`ve never understood rugby but I`m willing to sit here and have somebody explain it to me........complete with the funny shaped balls :grin:
Any offers?
And can I have a mug of tea please barman? wink

19 Oct 2007

woo hoo.......perving men an shorts....I love it. :lol2:
Don't know the rules.....but that doesn't matter :lol2:
Now I just need a glass of vino and I'll be happy! smile

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Jags
FUCKITY FUCK... dull... dull...dull!
uch: :censored: :fuckinghell:

my sentiments exactly only i have to watch the flaming rugby on holiday as well any1 in scotland wanna kidnap dek for the evening so i can watch some normal non sport related telly and have atleast 1 nights peace any one in the highlands of scotland...........
or go one anyone anywhere.......................
please....................................
id be eternally grateful and offer lots of bj's biggrin

19 Oct 2007

Only ever watched Gavin Hastings. Class man, class action, class thighs!
And Jonny Wilkinson plays for the local team too.
wink

19 Oct 2007

Is it the weekend again?
I'll have a pint of Marmite with cross of St George dribbled onto its foam-free head... ta very much.
lp

19 Oct 2007

Is the wine out the window then - are we drinking beer this weekend because of the rugby?

19 Oct 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Is the wine out the window then - are we drinking beer this weekend because of the rugby?

Bloody hope not! mad

Sauvigon Blanc anyone... hurry hurry!