GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night

2 Nov 2003

*shuffles off to the kitchen, pauses momentarily by the door, looks at the door lock, considers locking it, but then remembers Office Mendactiy. "play it cool and wait for reinforcements" In GFZ - no-one can hear you scream!*
lhk

2 Nov 2003

Quote by KitKat
*shuffles off to the kitchen, pauses momentarily by the door, looks at the door lock, considers locking it, but then remembers Office Mendactiy. "play it cool and wait for reinforcements" In GFZ - no-one can hear you scream!*
lhk

NO.. you got it wrong Kat - in GFZ everyone can hear you scream... and love listening!!!! rotflmao

Now, just where is my tea and toast???? :twisted:

2 Nov 2003

NO.. you got it wrong Kat - in GFZ everyone can hear you scream... and love listening!!!!

True

Breakfast is ready!
Now BlueEyes, which buttons did you want me to press for you? Want me to press them all and see which one is your favourite? wink

Kat

2 Nov 2003

oh go on then, if you insist!!!
:twisted:

2 Nov 2003

:twisted: Oh look, you have two of those nice twiddly buttons, now lets see which one turns on.........and which one increases the volume........And what happens if we do both together....... wink

lhk
Kat

2 Nov 2003

Errrrm... wasn't that almost the same as the one I posted a link too earlier in in this thread?

Sorry Big.....I didn't see your post :cry:
Biker.....Must try harder.

2 Nov 2003

WOW!!! :rose:

2 Nov 2003

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mark, you have never had a pickled egg before???
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
And then you have pickled eggs and curry in one night, and alchohol??
So, what have you and DJohn got in common right about now! lol

:lol:
:lol:
We shall expect your first sensible posting in about 3 days from now.
:lol:
lhk
Kat

2 Nov 2003

I've never had a pickled egg either - and don't want to thank you very much. blink

And if it makes you want to eat curry then it's a definite no-no twice over!!
*yeuch* *yeuch* *yeuch*
x xx

2 Nov 2003

Oh come on jags, if you don't chew and let it slide straight down, it is just like Deep Throat.
lol

Kit looooooooooooves them :shock: :lickface: :lickface:
lhk
Kat

2 Nov 2003

Double *yeuch* times 14.... *spits and retches*
:cry:

2 Nov 2003

I'm coming into this girly-free zone for some safety. Blue Eyes has about 10 of her mates in here doing "beauty stuff" upstairs and I've been threatened to keep well out of the way. I was told if I even ventured near the stairs, the hot wax would be used. :shock: I've got a house full of scantily-clad women (wipes brow) and I've never been so scared in my life. And I'm also wondering what's going to happen if I need to go to the loo sad

:(
Mr Blue Eyes

2 Nov 2003

Hot wax and a house full of women, and you've taken refuge in here? Are you mad? :twisted: I'd swap places with you any time! Good grief, they could tie you up, get the waxing done, dress you up the way they want to, and then have their wicked way with you :P :P :P - now, what exactly is your problem :twisted: wink

2 Nov 2003

The thought of wax mostly...ouch!
And shhhh, don't give them ideas! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Mr BE

2 Nov 2003

And have you been peeking at Heather and Mandys' pictures Mr BE??
lhk

2 Nov 2003

Well- got to do something to pass the time whilst I sit here waiting to taxi all these ladies home...and can't think of a better way to pass the time quite frankly! *goes for another look*
biggrin

2 Nov 2003

Taxi them home?
Now you DO have my sympathy! What could be worse than a car full of very drunk and somewhat excited women! rolleyes

Kat

2 Nov 2003

Tell me about it- I can't even escape to the pub. confused

You should hear the noise up there, and they are down every 5 minutes for more drink- that I don't mind though! biggrin

It's just the loud laughter all the time, makes a guy a little paranoid...

2 Nov 2003

So fess up, would it be the baby photos or the swing photos on display?
Kat

2 Nov 2003

:shock: I hate to think...
Actually, I hope she tidied up from this morning...there was all sorts of stuff lying about up there! :twisted:
Mr BE

2 Nov 2003

OK, Kits away and I'm bored and looking for mischief, and I so like getting other people into trouble. Text her and tell her you are looking at H+M's photos. :twisted:
Kat

2 Nov 2003

Nice one!!! 8)
I'm soooo dead for this.
biggrin

Mr BE

2 Nov 2003

Result! I just got a text back saying I am a naughty boy and I've to report to her room as soon as I get back...
Topper, I've spent ages sitting here trying to hide a massive stiffy and now I've got to run all these women home and try not to think about what's waiting for me when I get back! Great!!!
Still, it'll be worth it, I'm not complaining. I've got a lot to thank Heather and Mandy for! :twisted:

2 Nov 2003

I feel like an alien in a foreign country.... sad

2 Nov 2003

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Just don't tell her it was my idea! I'm in enough trouble with her as it is!
:shock:
Hang on, she is going to read all this! rolleyes

I really should learn to think sometimes! :idea: Next time - send a PM!
Kat

2 Nov 2003

Well- if you're in trouble it means she's laying off me for a while!! biggrin

Although I reckon I'll be in a whole heap of bother when she sees I've been posting under her name!!
What's up Jags?

2 Nov 2003

I think she might be suffering from "naughty text" deprivation. wink

Been busy lately Jags??
lhk
Kat

2 Nov 2003

Ah!!
My fate awaits me.. I've been informed that my services are required.
Night all!
:twisted:
Mr BE

2 Nov 2003

We shalll leave the GFZ open until we have had a full report! 8)
Kat

2 Nov 2003

Quote by KitKat
We shalll leave the GFZ open until we have had a full report! 8)
Kat

You're not the only one with a key... and WTF is Red Van Man this weekend????
*keys clinking in hand as I wait to lock the GFZ - my turn after all*