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Quote by PoloLady
I don't accept crisps from strangers Drew - only barmen and shop keepers - so tell him I said 'no thanks' (well it's two other words actually - but you can use the polite version)

Stormy polo says *piss off* she doesnt want your crisps, i'll have them though lol
ahh just been for a very long walk down the canal tow path met some friends for a drink and a bite to eat. Then walked back and realised how long I had actually walked :giggle:
can I have a long cool real ale please and a lady to massage my shoulders and feet would be sooo good right now cool
Quote by Drewxcore
I don't accept crisps from strangers Drew - only barmen and shop keepers - so tell him I said 'no thanks' (well it's two other words actually - but you can use the polite version)

Stormy polo says *piss off* she doesnt want your crisps, i'll have them though lol
rotflmao
:thumbup:
Piss off, they are my crisps………………
What flavour are they?
Quote by Stormwalker
Piss off, they are my crisps………………
What flavour are they?

We have a system in here....they can be whatever flavour you want them to be
Have you got any ice?
Quote by PoloLady
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
Quote by Drewxcore
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
What flavour ice have you got?
:giggle:
Cx
Quote by Calista
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
What flavour ice have you got?
:giggle:
Cx
We have plain water flavour or we have these yellow ice cubes i save for *special* customers
Quote by Drewxcore
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
Great - can you put some on the floor at the other end of the bar please :rascal:
Quote by Calista
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
What flavour ice have you got?
:giggle:
Cx
Hemlock with any luck
Quote by PoloLady
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
Great - can you put some on the floor at the other end of the bar please :rascal:
why.....
Quote by Drewxcore
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
Great - can you put some on the floor at the other end of the bar please :rascal:
why.....
Just. Don't. Ask.
Successful Barmen never do.....lol
Quote by Drewxcore
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
Great - can you put some on the floor at the other end of the bar please :rascal:
why.....
Just in case the nutter asking for Hemlock makes a move :shock:
Quote by Dlep
Have you got any ice?

of course we have ice confused
Great - can you put some on the floor at the other end of the bar please :rascal:
why.....
Just. Don't. Ask.
Successful Barmen never do.....lol
*Drew pours ice onto the floor for polo and passes Dlep a pint of Sake*
Quote by Drewxcore
*Drew pours ice onto the floor for polo and passes Dlep a pint of Sake*

:thumbup:
lol
useless barman we have in here tonight whilst waiting for me drink thats taking ages to arrive I just slipped on a bloody ice cube sad
Cheers Drew (and if ya wanna slip a few of the 'yellow' ones in his pint...)
Quote by Dlep

*Drew pours ice onto the floor for polo and passes Dlep a pint of Sake*

:thumbup:
lol
A PINT of Sake........... rotflmao
You'll be sucking up ice in 10 mints tops
Drew, Small heater when you have the time old boy......thanks
Quote by Ukwineman
useless barman we have in here tonight whilst waiting for me drink thats taking ages to arrive I just slipped on a bloody ice cube sad

I do apoligise, i was dealing with odd requests....as for the ice you slipped on you shouldve looked where you were going :giggle:- Now what'll it be?
Quote by Drewxcore
useless barman we have in here tonight whilst waiting for me drink thats taking ages to arrive I just slipped on a bloody ice cube sad

I do apoligise, i was dealing with odd requests....as for the ice you slipped on you shouldve looked where you were going :giggle:- Now what'll it be?
you not a good barman at all I already asked once, you should have a good memory. Oh yeah you forgot to clean up the floor :giggle:
Drew! who's that in your avatar????? :lickface:
Quote by PoloLady
Cheers Drew (and if ya wanna slip a few of the 'yellow' ones in his pint...)

Yellow ones....? :shock:
I don't like banana lol
Quote by Stormwalker
A PINT of Sake........... rotflmao
You'll be sucking up ice in 10 mints tops

I've had a bottle in a night.....Mind you, I couldn't care less what happens afterwards.....:lol:
Well, I say I couldn't care less....I just remembered which site I'm on :shock:
:lol:
Quote by firelizard
Drew! who's that in your avatar????? :lickface:

That'll be the same person its always been. Mr Alex James of blur. One beer for wineaux
Awww thought it was you! thought I was going to have to change me profile :twisted:
Quote by firelizard
Awww thought it was you! thought I was going to have to change me profile :twisted:

haha tut tut, you know what i look like remember x
Quote by Drewxcore
Drew! who's that in your avatar????? :lickface:

That'll be the same person its always been. Mr Alex James of blur. One beer for wineaux
Does he know he's on a swingers site?
Quote by Stormwalker
Drew! who's that in your avatar????? :lickface:

That'll be the same person its always been. Mr Alex James of blur. One beer for wineaux
Does he know he's on a swingers site?
Yes i asked him personally. Does that wolf know hes on a swingers site?