GFZ - Girl Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

9 Jul 2004

i really love this disco and pole dance area...... never noticed it before is it new?

9 Jul 2004

Hello Wessexboy biggrin

Help yourself to a drink smile

9 Jul 2004

Move up MrsFC other people want to use the jacuzzi as well rolleyes

9 Jul 2004

Quote by Calista

i really love this disco and pole dance area...... never noticed it before is it new?

Yeah we had it installed especially for you. :twisted: :twisted:
*guys relax in the jacuzzi to watch the entertainment*
silly

hwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar: :phwoar:
now where's that masuse gone?

9 Jul 2004

Did someone say they wanted a massage???
Just wait 5 mins still doing Calista's front :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

9 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Just wait 5 mins still doing Calista's front :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Will take more than 5 mins to do Calistas front Clare :silly:
I'll just wait here and sit patiently, twiddling my ermmmmm...............thumbs :twisted:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
Did someone say they wanted a massage???
Just wait 5 mins still doing Calista's front :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx

*sits back and watches floor show*
Clare you missed a bit............just over..............*points* there. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: biggrin

9 Jul 2004

Quote by easy
*sits back and watches floor show*
Clare you missed a bit............just over..............*points* there. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

At least you could have said a 'big' bit sad

:haha:

9 Jul 2004

Runs into the GFZ, skids to a halt and shouts ...............................................
I'm back !!!!
Turns around and notices that everyone has buggered off!! Ahh well !! Sits down and pours a much needed beer. Cheers !!!

9 Jul 2004

At last some one to have a drink with....
welcome back Sarge hope the holiday went well.........dunno where everyone else went.. dunno

......I think Roger stuck his head in before he went for his bath but I've opened the windows and it smells much better know.....

9 Jul 2004

Ohhhhh Sarge !!!!! Missed you loads,,,,,,,,,,,,,, kiss

:kiss: did you bring me a pressie home from your travels biggrin

:D

9 Jul 2004

WOOOOAH!!!! THE SARGE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING
Hello Sarge good to have you back.....what you drinking ?
Davej so this is where you got to....the RNLI are out looking for you from the hijack thread lol

:lol:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Davej so this is where you got to....the RNLI are out looking for you from the hijack thread :lol:

Already seen em mrFC . .They asked me to join up but I look shit in orange jackets and big boots....
Do us a favour and chuck a beer over ...........

9 Jul 2004

Beer coming over Dave... redface

ops: sorry you meant the one and not the four pack rolleyes

did you need a plaster for your head ? :oops: :cry: lol

9 Jul 2004

Hello Dave and the FCs, nice to be back!! (Don't tell anyone but I kinda missed you guys!!). redface

ops:
Mrs FC, I can't remember if the stick of rock I bought you is in my pocket or I really did miss you THAT much!! lol

:lol: :lol: wink

The beers are on me. Do I have to stay up all night reading every thread or are you going to give me a quick run down on what I have missed?? :P :P :P

9 Jul 2004

Right Sarge..ready....Calistahashadasmalloperationandhasnowgotstitches,
Rogerhasnotbathedfortwoweeksbutnowhehas,
Warwickstartedathreadthatwashijackedbynumerouspeople,
Easygotthehumpthenhedidn'tClareandSteveareOK,
DavejwasinanoceansomewheresavingEsyfromaleggyblond......pant..pant....
Wehaveanumberofn ewbiesallwaitingtobefrisked.....
Er I think that may be it for now, if I think of anything else I'll let you know lol

:lol: :lol:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Right Sarge..ready....Calistahashadasmalloperationandhasnowgotstitches,
Rogerhasnotbathedfortwoweeksbutnowhehas,
Warwickstartedathreadthatwashijackedbynumerouspeople,
Easygotthehumpthenhedidn'
tClareandSteveareOK,DavejwasinanoceansomewheresavingEasyfromaleggyblond
......pant..pant....Wehaveanumberofn ewbiesallwaitingtobefrisked
.....Er I think that may be it for now, if I think of anything else I'll let you know :lol: :lol:

Errm, thanks Mr FC :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Jul 2004

MrFC i needed a packed lunch to scroll that far across me screen man!!!
Although I reckon you've got it in a nutshell..
Oh and just to add to that ............nothing happened as well lol

9 Jul 2004

Now, remember before I nipped off on my hols I said don't do anything interesting while I was away??? Well I'd just like to point out that I was joking. You didn't have to go to all that trouble!!! lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Jul 2004

Rest assured Davej ,Bilko will sort out the text confused

:
He is a cool guy and would not want to let anybody look silly smile

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Sarge have you forgotten everything since you've been away
you have to keep the text within the screen :? :doh:
Sorry Dave I'll sort him out :taz: :censored:

Ahaa!!!!! Now who looks silly Mr FC??????

9 Jul 2004

tsk......Give a bloke an extra knob to twiddle with and he gets all smart arsed about it.
Oh and by the way to mrs FC seeing as these gorilla's wont ask, can I get you something from the bar..

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
Rest assured Davej ,Bilko will sort out the text :
He is a cool guy and would not want to let anybody look silly

Oh make me feel guilty now, why don't you ??? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by Davej
Oh and by the way to mrs FC seeing as these gorilla's wont ask, can I get you something from the bar..

Why thankyou Davej, a sprintzer would be fine, biggrin

9 Jul 2004

there you go mrsFC ..one spritzer you can enjoy that whilst you look at the generous pressie the sarge brought you back.......

9 Jul 2004

Quote by davej
there you go mrsFC ..one spritzer you can enjoy that whilst you look at the generous pressie the sarge brought you back.......

Gulp!!! First time this "Pressie" has been called generous !! redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

9 Jul 2004

That's ok Sarge MrsFC is used to things in small packages lol

:lol: :shock: :shock: confused

9 Jul 2004

Bugger I thought you said ....ROCK!!! :doh:
eermm mrsFC it isn't rock in which case it sure as hell isn't peppermint flavoured..tell you what there's one way to find out for sure..........
bite it and see if there's any writing through the middle of it!!!!

9 Jul 2004

Quote by davej
bite it and see if there's any writing through the middle of it!!!!

9 Jul 2004

Welcome Back Sarge

A chance for sanity to gain some control??????