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11 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Hiya Paul !
I think you are right.......
That man has a lot to answer for!
Hugs, Alex x x

Hi Alex... Far be it from me to chastise The Sarge (dip him in sheep dip type of thing is okay) but your are right he does have a lot to answer for.. I know he is only 'doing his job' but there are limits!!!
Paul

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Fun365
Hiya Paul !
I think you are right.......
That man has a lot to answer for!
Hugs, Alex x x

Hi Alex... Far be it from me to chastise The Sarge (dip him in sheep dip type of thing is okay) but your are right he does have a lot to answer for.. I know he is only 'doing his job' but there are limits!!!
Paul
You what he'll say though.
Being in the military, he will just claim he was.....
ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Hiya Paul !
I think you are right.......
That man has a lot to answer for!
Hugs, Alex x x

Hi Alex... Far be it from me to chastise The Sarge (dip him in sheep dip type of thing is okay) but your are right he does have a lot to answer for.. I know he is only 'doing his job' but there are limits!!!
Paul
You what he'll say though.
Being in the military, he will just claim he was.....
ONLY FOLLOWING ORDERS
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Too true Alex , too true..
BTW : Love the new avatar.. Can I borrow your hair sometime - mine seems to have fallen out lol

Paul

11 Jul 2004

Paul
What this hair? ----> :silly:
rolleyes

:roll:
Alex x

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Paul
What this hair? ----> :silly:
:roll:
Alex x

Right paul, seeing as your not here I want that hair!!!.................Alex hand it over I need it more than paul.

11 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC

Well at last spent all day trying to find me way out of Jags bloody cleavage....anybody got a large stiff one :shock: :shock: :shock:

WTF let you out??? :shock: :shock:
I was just begining to enjoy your wriggling and climbing all over my nipples!
*SWATS MrFC back down into the cleavage...*

11 Jul 2004

Quote by DJohn
Well at last spent all day trying to find me way out of Jags bloody cleavage....anybody got a large stiff one

If you've spent the whole day in Jags' cleavage, you'd already have...
Sorry. I'll get my coat.
John - that will cost you a chinese takeaway and the world's BEST film!!
Oh, have got 'the man who sued God'... but it's got Billy Connolly in it! lol

:lol: :lol:

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
Well at last spent all day trying to find me way out of Jags bloody cleavage....anybody got a large stiff one

If you've spent the whole day in Jags' cleavage, you'd already have...
Sorry. I'll get my coat.
John - that will cost you a chinese takeaway and the world's BEST film!!
Oh, have got 'the man who sued God'... but it's got Billy Connolly in it! lol

:lol: :lol:
Bloody Hell Jags - you had all that down your cleavage????????? :shock:
I feel quite flat chested now! sad

11 Jul 2004

Quote by davej
Paul
What this hair? ----> :silly:
:roll:
Alex x

Right paul, seeing as your not here I want that hair!!!.................Alex hand it over I need it more than paul.
(OK - removes wig for five mins only and lends it to Davej)

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Well at last spent all day trying to find me way out of Jags bloody cleavage....anybody got a large stiff one

If you've spent the whole day in Jags' cleavage, you'd already have...
Sorry. I'll get my coat.
John - that will cost you a chinese takeaway and the world's BEST film!!
Oh, have got 'the man who sued God'... but it's got Billy Connolly in it! lol

:lol: :lol:
Bloody Hell Jags - you had all that down your cleavage????????? :shock:
I feel quite flat chested now! sad

:twisted:

:shock: :twisted: :shock: :roll: :shock: :twisted: :roll: :shock:
Gilbert

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Well at last spent all day trying to find me way out of Jags bloody cleavage....anybody got a large stiff one

If you've spent the whole day in Jags' cleavage, you'd already have...
Sorry. I'll get my coat.
John - that will cost you a chinese takeaway and the world's BEST film!!
Oh, have got 'the man who sued God'... but it's got Billy Connolly in it! lol

:lol: :lol:
Bloody Hell Jags - you had all that down your cleavage????????? :shock:
I feel quite flat chested now! sad

Just trying to remember the Edward Lear poem about the bloke who had loads of animals and birds in his beard... will need to go onto google and look it up!!
My cleavage hids many things and most are lost immediately - think I've got enough loose coins down there for a Chinese Banquet.
Mind you - the rumaging around it takes to find these objects is more than pleasant. cool

In edit:
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
(OK - removes wig for five mins only and lends it to Davej)

Alex your a sweetie that brought back memories of when I did have a use for a comb........

11 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
In edit:
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'

...Old man with beard....me thinks TV/TS is at hand!

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