GFZ - Girlie FREE Zone | Swinging Heaven

1 Jul 2005

Oh Laird !!! :rascal: Can us girlies have a look at whats underneath your attire :thrilled:
But before you do.........can we all have a top up wink

1 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Oh Laird !!! :rascal: Can us girlies have a look at whats underneath your attire :thrilled:
But before you do.........can we all have a top up

A top up AND a kilt up?????? :shock:
Oh go on then, seeing as it's you :wink:
You have a PM cool

1 Jul 2005

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Laird I've come over all funny
I need a second look........step into my office :twisted: and bring the bottle with you cool

1 Jul 2005

Ere what's going on why is The Laird wearing a skirt?

1 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Laird I've come over all funny
I need a second look........step into my office :twisted: and bring the bottle with you

:shock: But what about my wenching duties here???????

1 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ere what's going on why is The Lairdwearing a skirt?

This comment from one who excelled in this challenge???????
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/20523/600.html
(About half way down I think)
wink

1 Jul 2005

Quote by the_Laird
:shock: But what about my wenching duties here???????

Thats easy !! The wenches can come to so that you can keep your hand in with your duties :rascal:

1 Jul 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Ere what's going on why is The Lairdwearing a skirt?

This comment from one who excelled in this challenge???????
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/20523/600.html
(About half way down I think)
wink

But I've never worn a skirt cool

and the stockings were leg warmers (central heating packed up) confused

:?

1 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ere what's going on why is The Lairdwearing a skirt?

This comment from one who excelled in this challenge???????
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopicpage/20523/600.html
(About half way down I think)
wink

But I've never worn a skirt cool

and the stockings were leg warmers (central heating packed up) confused

:?
im surprised the laird hasnt picked you up bodily and thrown you to the ladies naked for that comment about the skirt , its a kilt! big difference ..the main one being ask any scotsman to his face about his skirt .... ooer.... i mean kilt and he's likly to break ur nose (i think so u look silly as he feels when being asked) at least i would :P
matt

1 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
But I've never worn a skirt and the stockings were leg warmers (central heating packed up) :?

Yeah, Yeah. As our daughter would say.......WHATEVER!!!!
wink

1 Jul 2005

OK, you've all found me out, been slacking in my duties.
wheres the wine cellar mine a large one/
lol

MsFC can I come to the office too wink

1 Jul 2005

OK guys, the girls leave and so do you sad

Whats happened to guy chat about cars, football, cricket, women tennis players, the state of beer.
Oh sod it, wheres the wine, best start the ironing then.
I'll try hard not to confuse the two .
Dave

1 Jul 2005

(raises his hand from under the table) im still here just having some fun with crystal ..thought id make sure there was female entertainment in the girl free zone ;) no point having a boys club with out a stripper :P
matt (goes back to stripping crystal)

1 Jul 2005

Ohh I see what your doing !!! :shock:
Keep up the good work.
:thumbup:
I'm gonna sit back finish of this bottle and watch a bit. Might join in later if thats OK.

1 Jul 2005

... crawls under the nearest table and begs for water ... geeze I'm such a lightweight lately ...
C x

1 Jul 2005

Did not see you under the table :shock: been looking at heaysyandck and crystal, would have rushed to assist a lady in distress (or is that undress).
Well, as its quite in here do you wanna come behind the bar and see what under this pinny. surprised

I'll give you that water, and see what else we can find to make you feel better.
(Kat, this the best human thing to do. we don't wanna get closed down coz of not giving life preserving sustenance).
rolleyes

1 Jul 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Right.....
I have been ORDERED to get my ass in here, start wenching AND be suitably attired!!!
That's the best you're getting and I dont do stockings right (they don't go with the Tartan)
Sarah, let me attend to your glass

The Laird wenching ?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: made my feckin day, lol

:lol: :lol: , OI! wench, over here with a pint please :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :wink: :wink:

2 Jul 2005

Quote by Calista
... crawls under the nearest table and begs for water ... geeze I'm such a lightweight lately ...
C x

Gets under table with Calista, to see what we can get up to :P

2 Jul 2005

Quote by Sarah
... crawls under the nearest table and begs for water ... geeze I'm such a lightweight lately ...
C x

Gets under table with Calista, to see what we can get up to :P
psst both of u sneak under here and bring ur cloths to add to the nest its kinda comfy but needs more padding

2 Jul 2005

Oh my head hurts!! Laird that was a mighty big one you brought with you to my office redface

Water....water Calista ,Sarah you got any left? MrsFC crawls under the table with the girls for some comfort.

2 Jul 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Oh my head hurts!! Laird that was a mighty big one you brought with you to my office
Water....water Calista ,Sarah you got any left? MrsFC crawls under the table with the girls for some comfort.

MrsFC come here Calista and I will look after you, glass of water..........

2 Jul 2005

Quote by Scandal
Oh my head hurts!!

But you've had a .. .. er .. .. "pick me up" this morning, right Mrs FC?
I have indeed scandal........ :rascal:
Sooo I'm feeling much better.........and ready to keep you men on ya toes today. :twisted:
Now while your here fancy having this in your hand and helping out???

2 Jul 2005

ladies we're gonna have to talk, crawls under the table with the girls.

2 Jul 2005

Quote by blue4fantasy
ladies we're gonna have to talk, crawls under the table with the girls.

Yes ...........you are stillnot suitable dressed for the GFZ evil

2 Jul 2005

Oh, you mean I gotta take this pinny off confused

:
Thank god for that it was beginning to chaff, have we got a first aider in the zone.
Sarah, Caslista can you help me with this ......
biggrin

:D :lol:
dave

2 Jul 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Sloping in for a top up vodka and Lemonade before looking at the rest of what's been happening whilst I have been sunning myself all week.

Talking about sunning yourself - and postcards ! ! !
Should I take it I haveor have not the right "testimonials" wink

2 Jul 2005

So where's me wench!!! LAIRD!!!!!!

2 Jul 2005

Quote by MrFC
So where's me wench!!! LAIRD!!!!!!

Oh evening MrFc how are you,?
LAIRD over here as well please :twisted:

2 Jul 2005

The Laird is indisposed at the moment :rascal:
I nominate MrFC to take over his duties lol

Fee
XX

2 Jul 2005

Ahem, just got in. Any red wine left in de bottle? Steph - got yer oils tonight? I could do with a nice massage!!