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GFZ - Girlie Free Zone

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Come on in and relax your cares and worries away in the infamous GFZ. biggrin
Quote by Alexandra
Woohoo - first in.
sarge - get me a glass of bubbly will you.
And are your hands warm - I could do with a nice all over body massage if that's OK with you?


Yeh right!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
My hands are warm Alex.....I've just been stood next to a Ford Escort at a dogging site that went up in flames after some bloke put a match to a chuck away barbeque.....I stink of burning rubber, but thats the price ya pay wink
hahaha soz, i just read the bbq thread and this just made me crease lol
I was watching Jack Dee on TV late last night. At the end of his show he reads out text messages that the audience have sent him during the performance. He read out this corker:
Hi Jack, we were parked next to you the other night!
His response:
You were? Dogging is supposed to be discrete fgs!!!
Had me giggling .. hehehe
or should that be:
Highjack - we were parked next to you the other night.
Mods Message - mad This belongs in Dogging - please text to the correct forum .
lhk
Kat
Quote by KitKat
or should that be:
Highjack - we were parked next to you the other night.
Mods Message - mad This belongs in Dogging - please text to the correct forum .
lhk
Kat

Not trying to hijack KitKat ... just a boy joke from a sexist comedian (Don't normally watch Jack Dee but I was bored shitless last night) that I thought would be ok to post in a GFZ. soz.
Right who is cooking my lunch today, BBQ please...............
Chilled white white, and fresh fruit to finish with
and why did room service not bring me breakfast in bed this morning??
Quote by Sarah
Right who is cooking my lunch today, BBQ please...............
umm.... Captain Nemo?
Not trying to hijack KitKat ... just a boy joke from a sexist comedian (Don't normally watch Jack Dee but I was bored shitless last night) that I thought would be ok to post in a GFZ. soz.

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I so hate having to explain my jokes!
Hi Jack /Highjack ?
lhk
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