GFZ - Girlie Free Zone! | Swinging Heaven

8 Oct 2004

Yayyyyyyyyyy I got the keys :happy:

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

8 Oct 2004

Thank Crunchie - it's FRIDAY...
CRACKERJACK!!!
smile

:twisted:

8 Oct 2004

YAHOOOO!!!!! First one in at last......Misschief passionkiss

Now where's the drink ? I've had a long week lol

8 Oct 2004

Ooooh I love being the first in cool

Pours wine ............ and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh feel my working week disolving away 8-) 8-) 8-)

8 Oct 2004

OY! Gryphon......I was 'ere' first :shock:

8 Oct 2004

Ok
I love being the 3rd one in!!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:
Misschief - too busy pouring wine to type fast :roll:

8 Oct 2004

Woohoo am I first ....????
bet someone beat me LOL
I need to head to the jacuzzi and partake in some aqua therapy ..... a cocktail or two might be nice

8 Oct 2004

OY! Misschief I was 'ere' first :shock: :shock: confused

8 Oct 2004

Anyone for leapfrog??

8 Oct 2004

Sorry, folks (!) lol

Bit of a rush to get in here tonight? :P
Has the week really been that bad...?!! rolleyes

G xx

8 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
Anyone for leapfrog??

Do you really think any of the ladies here are prepare to touch their toes whilst you jump??????
uuummmm ok then you twisted my arm .... I'm far to easy
:giggle:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by MrFC
OY! Misschief I was 'ere' first :shock: :shock:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh MrFC - you're so sexy when you get all territorial cool

Do it again, go on go on go on :happy:

8 Oct 2004

Oooooooooh - that depends who's doing the leaping mate!!
In the meantime, second one in gets the first round, dude!! lol

8 Oct 2004

<<< looks across at missy . . . . rolleyes

>>>
missy - the helpful was it? hhhhhhmmmmm! i see!
here's me slaving away, 3 days of decorating done, another 3 yet to do most likely at this rate, and was the GFZ open so we could all have a nice jacuzzi? no!
now if you don't mind, i'm grabbing a 6 pack, and i'll await a massage in the jacuzzi. must be my turn this week, and me backs killing me . . . . .
neil x x x x ;)

8 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
<<< looks across at missy . . . . >>>
missy - the helpful was it? hhhhhhmmmmm! i see!
here's me slaving away, 3 days of decorating done, another 3 yet to do most likely at this rate, and was the GFZ open so we could all have a nice jacuzzi? no!
now if you don't mind, i'm grabbing a 6 pack, and i'll await a massage in the jacuzzi. must be my turn this week, and me backs killing me . . . . .
neil x x x x ;)

Sorry mate ... no energy for massaging ... seriously in need of one myself and if you think I'm doing you any favours after overloading my box like that then pfffffffft :shock:
kiss

d'ya fancy helping decorate my kitchen???

8 Oct 2004

Evenin all. A very large beer, a foot massage and a king size bean bag please. smile

8 Oct 2004

Awwww...! Klister, sweetie! Maybe YOU need those shoulders of yours massaged instead...?
...you're gonna be spending a long time hunched over your keyboard!! :twisted:
:therethere:
kiss

G xx

8 Oct 2004

OK, that'll be the extra large glass of Leffe for Ice - and I think I'll have the same.
MrFC - whatcha want?! Ladies...?
wink

8 Oct 2004

King sized bean bags sounds good to me please :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And I am helpful Neil!!!! V. helpful, and v. knowledgeable too. I translated your Scottish and your Irish I did :smug:

8 Oct 2004

OOooo Gryhon, what a gent smile

A glass of chardonnay would go down a treat.. wink

8 Oct 2004

Hiya everyone - ages since I have been in here. Question can we have a masquerade ball again soon ???????????? I loved the last one and feel really in the mood for another. Ooooooooh and I have nowhere I am going this weekend as with kids and need things to do. Ideas welcome.
Apart from that have brought a massive bottle of white wine for tonight and do expect to drink quite a lot of it - in that sort of mood :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

:lol:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Sorry mate ... no energy for massaging ... seriously in need of one myself and if you think I'm doing you any favours after overloading my box like that then pfffffffft
d'ya fancy helping decorate my kitchen???

calista calista calista
*shakes head*
stop dangling filthy lines like that one, cos you know i can't resist 'em, and i'll just look really pervy and stuff! rolleyes

i could have had at least two coarse and vulgar comments out of that post alone! i'm not biting. i'm not!
neil x x x ;)

8 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
Hiya everyone - ages since I have been in here. Question can we have a masquerade ball again soon ????????????

Good idea, the last couple were a right laugh.
Let's evolve - let's do a Masquerade Munch! Feasible?

8 Oct 2004

MrFC takes off his cardi and steps out of his slippers
Hmmm!!! Masterful??
MISSCHIEF!!!! Get me a drink!!!! please if it's not too much trouble.......Oh ok I'll get it meself redface

ops:

9 Oct 2004

After a long search finds the GFZ hiding on page two... ooo whole GFZ to myself... Here jacuzzi...

9 Oct 2004

This has to be one of the slowest GFZs I have ever seen. I know that there is a NE munch going on so could that be the reason? I quite fancied going back to my old role of stocking up the drinks - but it scarcely seems worth it when it is as empty as this! sad

So......................here's a few bottles of Aussie Shiraz, a couple of 1998 St Emillions for the connoisseurs (if anyone drinks those before I get to them, they're dead!! evil

) and a bottle of Laphraoig (I felt like splashing out a bit this week). In the fridge we have half a dozen bottles of NZ Sauvignon Blanc and a couple of Sancerre, Bombay Sapphire and plenty of tonic (not to mention Angosturas too), bacardi, vodka, coke and orange juice.
Should keep you all going for a while. Meanwhile, I'll go and browse the Cafe. Sappho's asleep (Again!!!). Why on earth doesn't she sleep at night? dunno

Oh yes! I remember why redface

That would be my fault I guess!! surprised

ops: sorry rolleyes

Hope to see someone else in here sometime.
Will
Everybody's favourite butler

9 Oct 2004

Ahhh !!!! My favourite butler.........I haven't seen you for what seems forever... biggrin

Let me unburden you, from some of that delicious wine. :D

9 Oct 2004

indeed will! t'is a slow night indeed.
we have been forsaken for some event oop north mate! can't think what they see in these things myself, but each to their own i suppose!
if you feel like cracking open the St Emillions, i'd take a glass. believe that one's passed me by so far, but i'm always open to new experiences and all that! ;) if not, the single malt will do nicely.
regards to sappho when you wake her up!
now i'll retire to the jacuzzi for a while. maybe someone will join me at some point. i never did get that massage last night!
neil x x x ;)

9 Oct 2004

Wanders into GFZ
Blimey!! I remember when this place used to be heaving on a Saturday night :cry:
Ahhhh the old place could do with re-decorating, Must see sarge for his contacts :shock:
errmmm!!! on second thoughts :shock: don't need any more of that funny green paint confused

I wonder if the fridge is stocked up......well look at that a few bottles of vino....hmmmm
1998!!! well it willl probably taste as bit vinegary but I'll add some lemonade lol

AHHH that's better.....it's amazing what a bit of R Whites will do :lol: :lol:

9 Oct 2004

My this is a slow GFZ. Does that mean I can do anything I want?? Have a wank in the jacuzzi? - nah too much oil in it. I'll have a bottle or two of the St Emilion if you please. Aaah thatsh botter - see you all under the duvet!