GFZ - Girlie Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

10 Jun 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
MMMM!!!! Wine and strawberries
Pass them this way Laird

MrFC, you're looking a little tense..............can I loosen you up a bit? wink

How about a massage?
Fee
XX
Jags, enjoy the strawberries I'll keep you topped up with wine :lol: :lol:
Laird...I've had a Better offer flipa

Fee

a massage would be very nice.....can I top you up first :shock:
Now where would you like me ? :lol:

10 Jun 2005

Make that 5. Jeez I've been playing golf all day in the blistering heat. A Hobgoblin witha Hobgoblin chaser please.

Quote by Dino.
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me, :D
dum di dum dum dear dino, :D
happy birthday dum dum ,,, :shock:
EH! , wheres fee with me "special" birthday pressie, she prommised yesterday??
ah well, never mind . Hey jags, warwick , im in the chair , what ya both avin ?

Oi you! It was yer birthday yesterday (wasn't it?). Soon as these girls find out they'll have that serving wenches apron back on you as quick as a flash.

10 Jun 2005

Quote by MrFC
MrFC, you're looking a little tense..............can I loosen you up a bit?
How about a massage?
Fee
XX

Laird...I've had a Better offer flipa

Fee

a massage would be very nice.....can I top you up first :shock:
Now where would you like me ? lol

MrFC of course you can top me up.........thought you'd never ask! :wink:
Now, I'd like you naked and spread-eagled on the inflatable bed.................
What? What? dunno

It's the best position for a massage ok??!!!
Fee
XX

10 Jun 2005

Hi everyone,
just popped in to see what all the noise is, i can hear you lot from down the street!
:eeek: oops sorry MRFC n that looks like Fee, i didn't know it was yoga in this room, no good for me, although some of that bolly and strawbs would be nice...........any left? lol

10 Jun 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
MrFC, you're looking a little tense..............can I loosen you up a bit?
How about a massage?
Fee
XX

Laird...I've had a Better offer flipa

Fee

a massage would be very nice.....can I top you up first :shock:
Now where would you like me ? lol

MrFC of course you can top me up.........thought you'd never ask! :wink:
Now, I'd like you naked and spread-eagled on the inflatable bed.................
What? What? dunno

It's the best position for a massage ok??!!!
Fee
XX
FEE!!!! :eeek:
You can have me spreaegled or any other position you want me in..... :lol:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by the_Laird
. I've also brought some wine and strawberries........

Oh I say Laird can I have them strawberries placed on me while I lay down, and rest a bit.. :rascal: and I can suck the wine through a straw. rolleyes

10 Jun 2005

Right I've arrived, escaped from the SHLB house, as they wont let me have squirty cream and batteries.................
So laird wine and strawberries with cream please

10 Jun 2005

Batteries :shock:
This is to hardcore for me,........... swigs rest of bolly/chomps strawb..........ime off until all this crazy shits over wave

10 Jun 2005

Quote by MrFC

Now, I'd like you naked and spread-eagled on the inflatable bed.................
What? What?
It's the best position for a massage ok??!!!
Fee
XX

FEE!!!! :eeek:
You can have me spreaegled or any other position you want me in..... lol

I'll get round to the other positions shortly.............you are supple aren't you?
Meanwhile just let me climb on top of this silly

hwoar: so I can reach this bit :twisted:
Fee
XX

10 Jun 2005

Don't linger to long over that bit :twisted:

11 Jun 2005

Where's the breakfast buffet?
:shock:
:confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2:
I've been up for HOURS and HOURS and not a sniff of a bacon sandwich in the air yet.
rolleyes

:roll:

11 Jun 2005

You know where the kitchen is, go and make your own you lazy mare!
lhk
Kat

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
I've been up for HOURS and HOURS and not a sniff of a bacon sandwich in the air yet.
:roll:

Jags
allow me..................tattie scone with that bacon? wink

11 Jun 2005

tattie scone confused

???, bloody foreign food
anyone for deep fried black pudding in batter with brown sauce n pepper biggrin

11 Jun 2005

in a desperate attempt to get this thread going on a sat afternoon,,,,
Hey , look what ive found behind the bar! !
its a big old dusty box ,
hmm, wonder whats inside ,
WOW, its a karaoki machine and loads of tapes too :bounce: :bounce: ,,
Who`s up first ?????? biggrin

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Dino.
tattie scone ???, bloody foreign food
anyone for deep fried black pudding in batter with brown sauce n pepper

OI!
I am TRYING to get her trained. mad

- and you are NOT helping!
'Allow me' is not on the acceptable phrases list. Please stick to one of the following:
Jags - HEEL
Jags - SIT
Jags - LIE DOWN
Jags - ROLL OVER
Jags - LICK
Jags - SPREAD
Jags - ENJOY
Currently working on
Jags - COME
lhk
Kat

11 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
tattie scone ???, bloody foreign food
anyone for deep fried black pudding in batter with brown sauce n pepper

OI!
I am TRYING to get her trained. mad

- and you are NOT helping!
'Allow me' is not on the acceptable phrases list. Please stick to one of the following:
Jags - HEEL
Jags - SIT
Jags - LIE DOWN
Jags - ROLL OVER
Jags - LICK
Jags - SPREAD
Jags - ENJOY
Currently working on
Jags - COME
lhk
Kat
*Kit peers round the door*
rolleyes

Kat sweetie, I notice you didn't have the nerve to try.......
Jags - BEG :twisted:
*Kit spies Dino and the Karaoke machine and exits quickly, thinking to herself that Dino is one very clever boy (if there really is such a thing?), he has found the perfect way to keep all the beer and battered black pudding to himself*

11 Jun 2005

Jags does that without asking.
Something you and her have in common my sweet. :twisted:
lhk
Kat

11 Jun 2005

dino spies kit spying dino and realises he`s very close to being rumbled by kit confused

erm, i`ll go first ,
(mutters to self that my singing will empty the room leaving all the booze n blackpuddings for meeeeeee wink

)

11 Jun 2005

Quote by the_Laird

I've been up for HOURS and HOURS and not a sniff of a bacon sandwich in the air yet.
:roll:

Jags
allow me..................tattie scone with that bacon? wink

Yes please, even though it's now almost tea time! And some square sausage too please, that would be marvellous. A little deep fried KitKat would be a fantastic pudding.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
tattie scone ???, bloody foreign food
anyone for deep fried black pudding in batter with brown sauce n pepper

OI!
I am TRYING to get her trained. mad

- and you are NOT helping!
'Allow me' is not on the acceptable phrases list. Please stick to one of the following:
Jags - HEEL
Jags - SIT
Jags - LIE DOWN
Jags - ROLL OVER
Jags - LICK
Jags - SPREAD
Jags - ENJOY
Currently working on
Jags - COME
lhk
Kat
Now where's that totally true story of a day at the Office again? Just so others can see how compliant and obedient I am when you have your trousers down round your ankles!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, yes, here it is:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-231.html

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
tattie scone ???, bloody foreign food
anyone for deep fried black pudding in batter with brown sauce n pepper

OI!
I am TRYING to get her trained. mad

- and you are NOT helping!
'Allow me' is not on the acceptable phrases list. Please stick to one of the following:
Jags - HEEL
Jags - SIT
Jags - LIE DOWN
Jags - ROLL OVER
Jags - LICK
Jags - SPREAD
Jags - ENJOY
Currently working on
Jags - COME
lhk
Kat
Now where's that totally true story of a day at the Office again? Just so others can see how compliant and obedient I am when you have your trousers down round your ankles!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oh, yes, here it is:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/stories/story-231.html
:cheers: :cheers: :rose: Thank you Jags! Now where is that happy, shiny thread?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

11 Jun 2005

:shock: HOW many people have read that story! :shock: (Typographical errors included redface

- note to self, always proof read stories while sober)
Anyways, back to the point. Things have changed now, I'm a big boy now and know how to handle myself. :smug:
lhk
Kat

11 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
:shock: HOW many people have read that story! :shock: (Typographical errors included - note to self, always proof read stories while sober)
Anyways, back to the point. Things have changed now, I'm a big boy now and know how to handle myself. :smug:
lhk
Kat

Even SMALL boys can handle themselvesKate, that's why loads wear glasses at an early age. It's how you handle us girlies which matters. So far - nil points!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Kit
:cheers: :cheers: :rose: Thank you Jags! Now where is that happy, shiny thread?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Here it is Kit - no-one been happy shiny since May?? :cry: :cry:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/34393.html
biggrin

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
:shock: HOW many people have read that story! :shock: (Typographical errors included - note to self, always proof read stories while sober)
Anyways, back to the point. Things have changed now, I'm a big boy now and know how to handle myself. :smug:
lhk
Kat

Even SMALL boys can handle themselvesKate, that's why loads wear glasses at an early age. It's how you handle us girlies which matters. So far - nil points!
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: An artist is only as good as his subject sweetie.
lhk
Kat

11 Jun 2005

Evening all,
Enough of stories, where is the wine please,,
Been cuttting the SH lawns, painting the walls and weeding, to day
Time to relax

11 Jun 2005

You know where the kitchen is Sarah, a nice cheese toastie would be fine about now. :twisted:
lhk

11 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
You know where the kitchen is Sarah, a nice cheese toastie would be fine about now. :twisted:
lhk

HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU FOR ONE DAY!
mad

:x :x
Where's that squirty bottle of water I keep for scaring off pesky Kats from my lawn??
biggrin

11 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
You know where the kitchen is Sarah, a nice cheese toastie would be fine about now. :twisted:
lhk

hum, to think I was considering inviting you to a BBQ tomorrow if the weather was good.
You have blown that chance now, :P
Make your own cheese toasties