kitkat wrote:
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
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Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
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Quote by senneborn
How about putting in some Mens Rules?
I'm not scared, I will start!!!
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Now where did I put my Body Armour???
in all honesty girls...you do have gravity on your side when putting the seat down
Quote by jamnat20032003
sarge
it wont take lomg for steph to try and get in with her bribes of beer and a massage
just you wait and see
i must admit im open to a little bribe now and then :cheers:
to name just a few
but i am a gent so i will not tell the name of any lady that offers me a bribe
colin
Sexlightened
Quote by senneborn
How about putting in some Mens Rules?
I'm not scared, I will start!!!
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Now where did I put my Body Armour???
Yeah sounds good to me, I just don't get that, so what its up just put it down.
I'll have a go now
Dont give out when we come in a little bit drunk, My G/F does this more than I do and I always get the moans when I do it. Oh and saying you worry is not an out.
Quote by teppic
By the way, just in case the ladies read this here is my get out!!!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
this is a man..very experianced in women
No, this is a man that can copy and paste!! :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Sgt Bilko
By the way, just in case the ladies read this here is my get out!!!!
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
this is a man..very experianced in women
No, this is a man that can copy and paste!! :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol:sorry sarge...i will take better care in future to check things out
Quote by senneborn
You are right Sarge..........it is from an ice breaker I use in a presentation when training. Has to be a carefully selected audience, very carefully vetted to avoid another visit to HR!!! It is a very good Powerpoint presentation and if anybody wants a copy let me know!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/32168.html
:? :? :? :lol: :lol: Quote by LadyFeeBee
I don't like this one little bit
This is NOT how the GFZ should be at all!
I'm off out to round up the Girlie troops and come back and gain control of the GFZ :twisted:
Fee
XX
I'm HERE Fee.. let me in and we can share a soothing glass of something alcoholic!!
*gets out duster and rubs off cobwebs and dustballs..ooops, that's Sarge's balls.. oh well, one ball is just as untidy and furry as the next*
:happy: :happy: :happy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: My wine is chilling too, although that bad man Mal accused me of having had a drink already. He doesn't understand the Scots' drink ethic at all. Discipline in all matters of great import!
If we add some ice will it help the chilling process??
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now I need some swing music - Sinatra or Glenn or Martin. Ratpack stuff and saxaphones jumping around gently. Ella Fitzgerald or Nina Simone stuff.
Gimme a shout when the wine is read wiil you Fee?? I have a need.
:happy: :happy: :happy:
If we add some ice will it help the chilling process??
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Now I need some swing music - Sinatra or Glenn or Martin. Ratpack stuff and saxaphones jumping around gently. Ella Fitzgerald or Nina Simone stuff.
Gimme a shout when the wine is read wiil you Fee?? I have a need.
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by warwick
Ive got some Andy Williams Jags will that do
Its my happy happy heart etc :shock:
Oh. he was smmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooth! Yes, he'll do fine until we get some swing music in. Or even some Matt Munro!
thanks Warwick - 'Can't Take My Eyes Off You... you're too good to be true'.
:kiss: Quote by warwick
You feel like (swinging) heaven to touch
i wanna hold you so much
got some Matt Monroe frank sinatra deano and sammy davis here too Jags
Bring on the Swing
OH WOW WARWICK - which one though??
Great music. Swing those hips now.
At last sex has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
I can't take my eyes off you
