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Quote by mattmoleman
Oh god no to coffee thanks. Just crawled in from work. Got my first beer in hand and I'm need some thing to keep me awake all weekend. Any suggestions are welcome confused

Errrrrrrrr..................... passionkiss
I like looking at two yellow emote icons snogging each other senseless as the next person but after an hour or so one of two things happen. You get bored and decide to go for a wank, or you get turned on and decide to go for a wank.
Its never too early to be crude. wink :wanker:
:twisted: innocent
right thats that done, now what?
Oh I know, time to cook up some grub for the tribe rolleyes
fancy something differendt today, any sugestions anyone?
Can I have bacon, burger and beans on toast with some scrambled egg on the side please huuni ? Otherwise known in my house ask 'Oh look mum can't be arsed cooking again'
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Hiya folks, anyone in or are you all getting ready for the munch? Wish I was going, got 4 noisy kids staying for a sleepover tonight :doh:
Anyone got a hammer to knock them all out at 3 in the morning when they're still talking lol
Can I have a coffee now please
Quote by hisandhers
Hiya folks, anyone in or are you all getting ready for the munch? Wish I was going, got 4 noisy kids staying for a sleepover tonight :doh:
Anyone got a hammer to knock them all out at 3 in the morning when they're still talking lol
Can I have a coffee now please

were still about, were not got no much to go to as we have no transport sad
shaz x
We are still here, half way through getting ready (well, deciding what to wear) but will probably change my mind about 20 times before I actually get out the door rolleyes
My nails done but managed to smudge them and now wondering if I can get away with just doing one finger again! Dress chosen but then I keep looking at other things, so could end up in anything, Boots or shoes? Plain black stockings or fishnets? Big knicker, G-string or no knickers - too cold for no knickers so big ones I think wink Might as well have a coffee while Im trying to decide what I am doing next :wink:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
were still about, were not got no much to go to as we have no transport sad
shaz x

I know how you feel :( i'd just like to say to the chap who's driven into the back end of my car as it was parked at a motorway service station this morning destroying the back bumper and lights ( a week after i'd fixed it after I reversed in to my own industrial unit redface) thanks for not leaving any details and I hope the same happens to you very soon mad :x :x :x :x
Sorry had to get that off my chest :shock: drink anybody drinkies :cheers:
Is the bar open yet Mik?? Make mine a large one please.......then I'll have a drink :twisted:
it'l be very quiet in here tonight then
HELLO Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello
:shock: Blimey, where is everyone?
oh well, self service tonite then. dunno
Hic oops hic er im here I think drinkies
I have returned for a short time before going down the hall to the GFC internet cave and logging into the chatroom lol
So who's got some sherry then ? Think i will leave the vodka for tonight as to many of you bring it with you and you might just get me to plastered and use me as a sex slave biggrin
hmmmmmmmmm come to think of it...
Who has some vodka :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shaz x
Quote by mik69
Hic oops hic er im here I think drinkies

ahh, me ole drinkin buddy, hows the auction going hic :cheers:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have returned for a short time before going down the hall to the GFC internet cave and logging into the chatroom lol
So who's got some sherry then ? Think i will leave the vodka for tonight as to many of you bring it with you and you might just get me to plastered and use me as a sex slave biggrin
hmmmmmmmmm come to think of it...
Who has some vodka :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shaz x

ere go shaz drinkies come join us 2 ole alkies on the sofa wink
Quote by Pete_sw
I have returned for a short time before going down the hall to the GFC internet cave and logging into the chatroom lol
So who's got some sherry then ? Think i will leave the vodka for tonight as to many of you bring it with you and you might just get me to plastered and use me as a sex slave biggrin
hmmmmmmmmm come to think of it...
Who has some vodka :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shaz x

ere go shaz drinkies come join us 2 ole alkies on the sofa wink
Have you got vodka have you have you have you hehehehe
:drinkies: shaz x
Quote by Pete_sw
Hic oops hic er im here I think drinkies

ahh, me ole drinkin buddy, hows the auction going hic :cheers:
Bloody good I tell you, couldn't be better all hail a well known internet auction site hic confused
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have returned for a short time before going down the hall to the GFC internet cave and logging into the chatroom lol
So who's got some sherry then ? Think i will leave the vodka for tonight as to many of you bring it with you and you might just get me to plastered and use me as a sex slave biggrin
hmmmmmmmmm come to think of it...
Who has some vodka :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shaz x

ere go shaz drinkies come join us 2 ole alkies on the sofa wink
Have you got vodka have you have you have you hehehehe
:drinkies: shaz x
oooooooooooooooh yes, and plenty of it. :D
Quote by mik69
Hic oops hic er im here I think drinkies

ahh, me ole drinkin buddy, hows the auction going hic :cheers:
Bloody good I tell you, couldn't be better all hail a well known internet auction site hic confused
Mine an all, If it goes on I'll soon be able to jack my cummy job and live off it lol
:cheers:
Quote by Pete_sw
I have returned for a short time before going down the hall to the GFC internet cave and logging into the chatroom lol
So who's got some sherry then ? Think i will leave the vodka for tonight as to many of you bring it with you and you might just get me to plastered and use me as a sex slave biggrin
hmmmmmmmmm come to think of it...
Who has some vodka :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shaz x

ere go shaz drinkies come join us 2 ole alkies on the sofa wink
Have you got vodka have you have you have you hehehehe
:drinkies: shaz x
oooooooooooooooh yes, and plenty of it. :D
ohhhh make some space then :D
<< comes wondering across heaving her 5 pint glass with her :shock:
shaz x
Quote by Pete_sw
it lol
:cheers:

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo I thought the lol man was away but Pete has stood in for him mad Right serious stuff now :shock: when i'm sober (whole bottle of JD and some) i'll give you the details of said auction but for now lets just say life is good :smug:
Quote by mik69
it lol
:cheers:

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo I thought the lol man was away but Pete has stood in for him mad Right serious stuff now :shock: when i'm sober (whole bottle of JD and some) i'll give you the details but for now lets say life is good :smug:
was just gonna say we out to compare notes :small-print: :cheers: :beer: drinkies
but not tonight, am just a little bit merry, honest.
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I have returned for a short time before going down the hall to the GFC internet cave and logging into the chatroom lol
So who's got some sherry then ? Think i will leave the vodka for tonight as to many of you bring it with you and you might just get me to plastered and use me as a sex slave biggrin
hmmmmmmmmm come to think of it...
Who has some vodka :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shaz x

ere go shaz drinkies come join us 2 ole alkies on the sofa wink
Have you got vodka have you have you have you hehehehe
:drinkies: shaz x
oooooooooooooooh yes, and plenty of it. :D
ohhhh make some space then :D
<< comes wondering across heaving her 5 pint glass with her :shock:
shaz x
<<<<< squidges over, here you go, get in between us lovely :D
Quote by Pete_sw
was just gonna say we out to compare notes :small-print: :cheers: :beer: drinkies
but not tonight, am just a little bit merry, honest.

Well for when your sober the PM button is below confused hit it and i'll send my MSN and or my thingymejig whats he callit but remember it was you who sugested said auction site a month back and by christ I owe you one biggrin
Just had a thought, we could become the founders of the SH insomniacs club rotflmao
thought i'd drop in for a nightcap lol
not been in for a while lol
i'll 'ave a jd if i can lol
how are you all lol
this feckin keyboard....lol
can i give it back...............lol
Quote by dracae
thought i'd drop in for a nightcap lol
not been in for a while lol
i'll 'ave a jd if i can lol
how are you all lol
this feckin keyboard....lol
can i give it back...............lol

Fookin LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL: LOL LOL LOL banghead :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
Hiya mate hows it going innocent
Well what can i say..
You 2 guys really know how to entertain a female rolleyes
Sit here between ya and all you talk about is online auctions :shock:
Could of been something more intresting like....
gangbangs
3somes
moresomes
bondage
electocution
shibari
vibrators
butplugs
dildo's
strapons
double enders
exhibitionism
bonking
screwing
shagging
bj's
and this list go's onnnnnnnnn
But auctions :shock:
noooooooooooooo
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Well what can i say..
You 2 guys really know how to entertain a female rolleyes
Sit here between ya and all you talk about is online auctions :shock:
Could of been something more intresting like....
gangbangs
3somes
moresomes
bondage
electocution
shibari
vibrators
butplugs
dildo's
strapons
double enders
exhibitionism
bonking
screwing
shagging
bj's
and this list go's onnnnnnnnn
But auctions :shock:
noooooooooooooo
Shaz x

Talk is cheap, cmere ......... passionkiss 69position hump blast smackbottom whip :smackbottom: :whip: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: sillyassionkiss: :rose: :smoke: :beer: drinkies
ahhhhhhh lol
Quote by Pete_sw
Well what can i say..
You 2 guys really know how to entertain a female rolleyes
Sit here between ya and all you talk about is online auctions :shock:
Could of been something more intresting like....
gangbangs
3somes
moresomes
bondage
electocution
shibari
vibrators
butplugs
dildo's
strapons
double enders
exhibitionism
bonking
screwing
shagging
bj's
and this list go's onnnnnnnnn
But auctions :shock:
noooooooooooooo
Shaz x

Talk is cheap, cmere ......... passionkiss 69position hump blast smackbottom whip :smackbottom: :whip: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: sillyassionkiss: :rose: :smoke: :beer: drinkies
ahhhhhhh lol
Niooooooo you might try to sell me on your auction :lol:
shaz x
Quote by mik69

was just gonna say we out to compare notes :small-print: :cheers: :beer: drinkies
but not tonight, am just a little bit merry, honest.

Well for when your sober the PM button is below confused hit it and i'll send my MSN and or my thingymejig whats he callit but remember it was you who sugested said auction site a month back and by christ I owe you one biggrin
glad to be of service
you have a pm (i love saying that) :giggle:
Hiya Drac me ole mate
Quote by mik69
Hiya mate hows it going innocent

great thanks mik................
hows you confused: