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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
<<< sneeks in
Will i get kicked out because i have brought my own bottle of vodka instead of buying it from behind the bar??
shaz x

i shall turn a blind just cause it's you and you back
shakes tonys hand and kiss shaz
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
<<< sneeks in
Will i get kicked out because i have brought my own bottle of vodka instead of buying it from behind the bar??
shaz x

since when have you had to pay for drinks in here dunno..........:shock: dont tell me iv been stealing all these months........some one smackbottom me
please :twisted:
Quote by cplbbw
<<< sneeks in
Will i get kicked out because i have brought my own bottle of vodka instead of buying it from behind the bar??
shaz x

since when have you had to pay for drinks in here dunno..........:shock: dont tell me iv been stealing all these months........some one smackbottom me
:smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
:smackbottom::smackbottom:
:smackbottom:
with pleasure
please :twisted:
Quote by winchwench
Welcome and congrats on loosing your GFZ cherry winchwench. jump in the hottub and hava a drinkies
lol

why thank you pete......
make mine a spiced rum n coke purleeeese.
Legend has it, enough of these & im (almost!) anybodys!
Rumages around for a large bucket and opens two more bottles of rum wink
Here ya go sexy, get this down ya :cheers:
Is that your idea of foreplay???????? Hic!
:shock: nah, you, bbwcpl, Shaz and me, now that's my idea of fourplay :twisted:
Quote by blonde
Me ........ enters room with a false beard and a banana down my trousers !!!
Let me stay in here .......... I am a bloke honest kiss ... manly handshake I mean !!!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

D'ya wanna borrow some of HLB's socks?
Quote by Pete_sw
Welcome and congrats on loosing your GFZ cherry winchwench. jump in the hottub and hava a drinkies
lol

why thank you pete......
make mine a spiced rum n coke purleeeese.
Legend has it, enough of these & im (almost!) anybodys!
Rumages around for a large bucket and opens two more bottles of rum wink
Here ya go sexy, get this down ya :cheers:
Is that your idea of foreplay???????? Hic!
:shock: nah, you, bbwcpl, Shaz and me, now that's my idea of fourplay :twisted:
ooo go on then pete you have twisted me arm...... kiss :kiss: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: 69position :69: :spit: :spit: blast :blast: boink hump :hump: :hump: ........will that do for starters hun :twisted:
i want an emotion for group sex, or am i just a perv........ye jus ta perv :lol2:
I just thought I'd pop in for a 'quick one' on the way past........ hey ! What are all these women doing in here ?
I must've come through the wrong entrance (and that wouldn't be the first time - LOL)
Can someone give me directions ?
wink
Quote by cplbbw
ooo go on then pete you have twisted me arm...... kiss :kiss: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: 69position :69: :spit: :spit: blast :blast: boink hump :hump: :hump: ........will that do for starters hun :twisted:
i want an emotion for group sex, or am i just a perv........ye jus ta perv :lol2:

Right then, where were we, oh yes I remember
:boink: :passionkiss: :rose: :blast: :spit: :wanker: :passionkiss: :hump: :69: :hump: :hump: :hump: :inlove: :beer: :rose: :smoke: :thumbup:
Oh and not forgeting a bit of whip smackbottom :whip: :smackbottom: :whip:
Did i hear someone wanted some smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
I just happen to have my flogger here in this bag with me :twisted:
want some, do ya do ya lol
Who's first for the flogging , please form a queue :rascal: :lol:
shaz xx
Well I was here in disguise as the stripper but it seems pete beat me to it ! :giggle:
ffs rolleyes
I turn me back for 5 minutes and the mods go all soppy and let Mik into thier little gang hut.
oh well looks like I'll just have to sit here and get pissed on me own then. :cheers:
banghead :banghead: :doh: :taz: :sparring: :jagsatwork: :fuckinghell:
Quote by Pete_sw
ffs rolleyes
I turn me back for 5 minutes and the mods go all soppy and let Mik into thier little gang hut.
oh well looks like I'll just have to sit here and get pissed on me own then. :cheers:
banghead :banghead: :doh: :taz: :sparring: :jagsatwork: :fuckinghell:

o no you bloody dont mister get me a drink and we will get pished together drinkies
I hadn't left you mate i'd just been doing a spot of internet marketing i'm back now so lets grab a JD and some ladies :twisted:
Quote by cplbbw
ffs rolleyes
I turn me back for 5 minutes and the mods go all soppy and let Mik into thier little gang hut.
oh well looks like I'll just have to sit here and get pissed on me own then. :cheers:
banghead :banghead: :doh: :taz: :sparring: :jagsatwork: :fuckinghell:

o no you bloody dont mister get me a drink and we will get pished together drinkies
Ah, I knew I could rely on yu to keep me company :cheers: I'll raid the kitchen when we get the munchies and knock us up a spag boll.
Quote by mik69
I hadn't left you mate i'd just been doing a spot of internet marketing i'm back now so lets grab a JD and some ladies :twisted:
wink
Ah there you are you trecherous dog, leaveing me alone to fester in my own self pity, if it wasnt for cplbbw id have probably drown meself in the hot tub by now. still yer ere now i suppose :roll:
so how is yir auctions going? I'm doing rather well on there at the moment :wink:
Quote by Pete_sw
Ah there you are you trecherous dog, leaveing me alone to fester in my own self pity, if it wasnt for cplbbw id have probably drown meself in the hot tub by now. still yer ere now i suppose rolleyes
so how is yir auctions going? I'm doing rather well on there at the moment wink

Well !!! Well isn't the word i've directed a lot of my main buisness at it and all I can say is fook me :shock: it's good biggrin
Getting a bit tipsy sat here in the corner with my vodka lol
Bet my other 1/2 would love to come in here... but he cant :lol: :lol: :lol:
shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Getting a bit tipsy sat here in the corner with my vodka lol
Bet my other 1/2 would love to come in here... but he cant :lol: :lol: :lol:
shaz x

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: poor Tony :lol:
Right who wants to share a drink with a poorly man i've got man flu again rolleyes so i'm stopping in tonight confused Hell i've even been for a wander round the chat room but it's all to daunting for me unless i've got some one to hold my hand so I'll just lounge in here for the evening drinkies
Quote by mik69
Right who wants to share a drink with a poorly man i've got man flu again rolleyes so i'm stopping in tonight confused Hell i've even been for a wander round the chat room but it's all to daunting for me unless i've got some one to hold my hand so I'll just lounge in here for the evening drinkies

Go on Mik - get them in!! :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
Ahh he's a good lad really wink what ya drinking Sarge
Huffs in the corner still waiting for sarge to gimme me locked threads back rolleyes
Your right Pete they seem tto have vanished off the face of the earth :shock:
Cheers Mik - make mine a large one!! (wish someone could!!) confused :?
Pete I haven't touched your threads! There must be hundreds of them in the cellar of SH Towers!! :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Pete_sw
Huffs in the corner still waiting for sarge to gimme me locked threads back rolleyes

Pete, I really dont think you have much chance of getting these back.
I went into the Mods room (its the grotty little room on the left at the end of the cellar) and Sarge as got all the deleted locked threads in there. It seems Mik had a leak on his shed so Sarge cut one of the legs of the Mods coffee table and is now using your threds to prop up the table wink
So unless Mik sorts out his shed leak, I dont think Sarge will be able to give you your threads back, cant have him spilling his drinks can we?
OOOh i've gone all shy now he's not taking the p*ss out of me confused Well either that or i'm star struck due to my high regard for him :shock: Na your right i'm just shy :giggle:
and this is how the origionator of the "ONE FOR THE BOYS " thread gets treated dunno
more JD please
<<< sits in the corner zombified looking at the empty bottle of vodka..
Is now eyeing up NWC's glass of beer :twisted:
shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
<<< sits in the corner zombified looking at the empty bottle of vodka..
Is now eyeing up NWC's glass of beer :twisted:
shaz x

passes shaz a new bottle of Vodka ................ :cheers:
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
<<< sits in the corner zombified looking at the empty bottle of vodka..
Is now eyeing up NWC's glass of beer :twisted:
shaz x

Whispering to Shaz, "dont worry hun, I got another bottle of vodka in my bag. want some?"
"Shaz you listening? SHAZ WAKE UP."
Oh sod it, she's fast asleep, I will drink it myself wink
Tony, quick, jump on the pc for 10 mins, and stop Shaz from snoring so loud lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
<<< sits in the corner zombified looking at the empty bottle of vodka..
Is now eyeing up NWC's glass of beer :twisted:
shaz x

Whispering to Shaz, "dont worry hun, I got another bottle of vodka in my bag. want some?"
"Shaz you listening? SHAZ WAKE UP."
Oh sod it, she's fast asleep, I will drink it myself wink
Tony, quick, jump on the pc for 10 mins, and stop Shaz from snoring so loud lol
<<< suddenly wakes up !
Did i hear something about a new bottle of vodka :rascal: :rascal:
ty NWC
Anyone got a bigger glass, these pint glasses just don't seem to do the job any more :lol:
shaz x