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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Argt05
ARGT NOTES: Kiss and FB have valuable suction power comparable with DysonDC01. No Loss Of Suction worship
kiss

Oooo is that a good thing then? Here's me thinking it wasn't so good redface
Argt05
Casanova
Quote by Freckledbird

ARGT NOTES: Kiss and FB have valuable suction power comparable with DysonDC01. No Loss Of Suction worship
kiss

Oooo is that a good thing then? Here's me thinking it wasn't so good redface
Just so long as motor not on reverse and starts BLOWING!! you know like a leaf blower!
It can Blow and Suck. Shit where my going with this one?? dunno
Let's just say there ain't nothing wrong with a Love Bite Here and There!!! Mostly here please
blast
ok, I'll assume the position.....be gentle
smackbottom
Unknown User
Bugger me :shock: I need a drink....... rolleyes
Unknown User
Can I have a brandy & soda with one ice cube and half slice of lime?
Ta vey muchly kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Bugger me :shock: I need a drink....... rolleyes

Me too!
What shall we have?
Unknown User
Hello all ! :bounce:
Look ! It's friday night and I'm NOT WORKING !!!!! :happy: :happy:
Did someone mention chocolate? :lickface:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
Bugger me :shock: I need a drink....... rolleyes

Me too!
What shall we have?
TRIPLE JD!!!!!!!! or maybe you prefer Babycham........... cool
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hello all ! :bounce:
Look ! It's friday night and I'm NOT WORKING !!!!! :happy: :happy:
Did someone mention chocolate? :lickface:

I have some choccy in the cupboard .................. I dont like it very much .............. you can have some of that if you want! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Dark chocolate and cold whisky is very nice.... biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Dark chocolate and cold whisky is very nice.... biggrin

What about white choccy & brandy? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by blonde
Dark chocolate and cold whisky is very nice.... biggrin

What about white choccy & brandy? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hmmmmm
Never tried that.........shopping list: Brandy and white choc!
Unknown User
Mr FC will you please say merry christmas to Mrs FC for me - sorry I am a bit late but new job and now selling house has got in my way lol. Tonight first night of chilling, having a nice glass of wine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooooo good to have time to talk bollox again biggrin :D :D :D
Countess
Sexpert
Be thankful easy isn't here or none of you would have chocolate.......so while he's not can I join you in the hot tub and indulge in some please biggrin :D
Oh and can I have a cold corna with a slice of lemon to suck please....
Unknown User
Quote by corriefem
Mr FC will you please say merry christmas to Mrs FC for me - sorry I am a bit late but new job and now selling house has got in my way lol. Tonight first night of chilling, having a nice glass of wine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooooo good to have time to talk bollox again biggrin :D :D :D

Of course I will but as usual she doesn't give me the chance to convey things.........she's here reading it.
Note to self......take more control man! :doh:
Unknown User
Quote by MrFC
Mr FC will you please say merry christmas to Mrs FC for me - sorry I am a bit late but new job and now selling house has got in my way lol. Tonight first night of chilling, having a nice glass of wine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooooo good to have time to talk bollox again biggrin :D :D :D

Of course I will but as usual she doesn't give me the chance to convey things.........she's here reading it.
Note to self......take more control man! :doh:
lol thats what I like to hear woman on top!!!!
Unknown User
Quote by Countess
Be thankful easy isn't here or none of you would have chocolate.......so while he's not can I join you in the hot tub and indulge in some please biggrin :D
Oh and can I have a cold corna with a slice of lemon to suck please....


MrFC removes all the heating from around the jacuzzi and fills it with cold water.
Ahh countess welcome...........I do hope this corner is cold enough for you, although I must say the other guests aren't happy.
oh here's your lemon........ :D
blueandpink
Sex God
Who's serving today? I fancy a cup of tea and piece of cake please. Late night last night, another one tonight, need a little rest in between...is that hot tub warmer today MrFC?
pink x
Unknown User
Quote by blueandpink
Who's serving today? I fancy a cup of tea and piece of cake please. Late night last night, another one tonight, need a little rest in between...is that hot tub warmer today MrFC?
pink x

It's lovely today 40 degrees.........come on in..... biggrin
I've banished Countess to the pond there should be a cold corner there cool
Freckledbird
Sex God
Well, I've just had a cream egg and a drink of milk - that's about as exciting as it gets here! lol
easy
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
........................I've banished Countess to the pond there should be a cold corner there cool

I hope you're not taking advantage of a poor, innocent GFZ virgin.... evil :evil: :evil:
I really feel like I should say something about this kind of behaviour.
*easy considers all the nagging, complaining, trips out to buy shoes clothes etc he's been forced to endure over the last few years*
Ah fLuck it! Another beer anyone? :cheers:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Well, I've just had a cream egg and a drink of milk - that's about as exciting as it gets here! lol

Yeah but how did you 'have' the cream egg? Did it dribble? I can think of a good milk/vodka combo that'd be good to drizzle down the back of yer throat. :twisted:
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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Well, I've just had a cream egg and a drink of milk - that's about as exciting as it gets here! lol

Yeah but how did you 'have' the cream egg? Did it dribble? I can think of a good milk/vodka combo that'd be good to drizzle down the back of yer throat. :twisted:
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I had two today actually. The first one that I had earlier, I just gobbled. The one I just had, I licked the cream out first then ate the chocolate.
And my throat could do with some lubrication :twisted:
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Well, I've just had a cream egg and a drink of milk - that's about as exciting as it gets here! lol

Yeah but how did you 'have' the cream egg? Did it dribble? I can think of a good milk/vodka combo that'd be good to drizzle down the back of yer throat. :twisted:
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I had two today actually. The first one that I had earlier, I just gobbled. The one I just had, I licked the cream out first then ate the chocolate.
And my throat could do with some lubrication :twisted:
I just found your description of cream egg eating oddly erotic redface
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
I just found your description of cream egg eating oddly erotic redface

I'll be sure to demonstrate it to you when we meet then :twisted:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
Well, I've just had a cream egg and a drink of milk - that's about as exciting as it gets here! lol

Yeah but how did you 'have' the cream egg? Did it dribble? I can think of a good milk/vodka combo that'd be good to drizzle down the back of yer throat. :twisted:
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I had two today actually. The first one that I had earlier, I just gobbled. The one I just had, I licked the cream out first then ate the chocolate.
And my throat could do with some lubrication :twisted:
I just found your description of cream egg eating oddly erotic redface
Nothin 'odd' about it! Just plain erotic. Come to think of it the gobbled one sounds pretty good too!
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Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
'twas only a cream egg, boys! :angel:

Not in my mind it wasn't
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
'twas only a cream egg, boys! :angel:

That's what I kept telling meself, but.....
Hehe - just sequestered the last half bottle of Grenache Shiraz - set fer the night now!!
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Freckledbird
Sex God
I can't have anything alcoholic - got to pick up from town later. Good girl, me biggrin
Unknown User
cocoa?
and a flake....
no comments about lp being the flake please...only just in from work..so watch it!
lp