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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
Hello cplbbw!!! :cheers: :cheers:
about bloody time
your slacking bilko
Quote by warwick
about bloody time
your slacking bilko

Oih!! It's open early!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I hope you have plenty of goldfish with you?? confused :? :? :?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hello cplbbw!!! :cheers: :cheers:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
wave hi sarg you crack me up kiss
what ye drinking lol
yep and davej s abused aardvark
just call me dr doolittle
actually dr dosodall rolleyes
mines a pint btw wink
Quote by warwick
yep and davej s abused aardvark

So you have come to celebrate Davej becoming a Mod then?? :shock: confused :? wink
nope
im just the official aardvark welfare officer wink
and this one is mentally scarred after davej s mix up beyween it and mrs davej so i buying him a pint :wink:
sick of discussing this place so im just gona drink it dry and talk complete bollocks and post as many posts as i can on here for the rest of the night so flipa
right all you sexy people out there this place is not 'clicky' so come on in pull up a chair ( and a drink or 10) have a laugh and talk utter bollocks, like we all do :thumbup:
lets have some fun jacuzzi here i come!!!!!!!!

:silly: :flipa: duel :cheers: :smoke: :taz: loon :beer: drinkies passionkiss kiss
wait for me cpll ill just get shot of the aaardvark lol :lol:
Quote by warwick
wait for me cpll ill just get shot of the aaardvark lol :lol:

whay ye drinking hun and what topic of bollocks would you like to start with hun :lol:
ill have a pint of pedigree and any old bollox will do for me wink
Quote by warwick
ill have a pint of pedigree and any old bollox will do for me wink

how about where ye lost ye marbels hun lol
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I didn't know St3v3 was bi :shock: lingual Right barperson a hot toddy for me and the topic of conversation is which one of you lot has given me Man Flu I bet it was that Dracae chap mad
Quote by st3v3
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Wots it mean please help confused :? :? :?
Quote by mik69
I didn't know St3v3 was bi :shock: lingual Right barperson a hot toddy for me and the topic of conversation is which one of you lot has given me Man Flu I bet it was that Dracae chap mad

:therethere: this should make you feel better hun passionkiss kiss sillyassionkiss: :kiss: does this mean there will be no smackbottom tonight :cry:
o and st3v3 WTF!????????
Quote by farkuen
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Wots it mean please help confused :? :? :?
Best guess gets 10 house points and GFZ cocktail.
Hi, All!
See, I haven't completely fallen off the planet - although you may be forgiven for believing so!
Now, what is there to drink in here these days?
Oh, and LATIN in the GFZ??!! Good grief, have I been away THAT long...?!
was thinking latine but still like to know wot the hell it says confused :?
Give me a stiff drink and i might beable to read it
Quote by Gryphon
Hi, All!
See, I haven't completely fallen off the planet - although you may be forgiven for believing so!
Now, what is there to drink in here these days?
Oh, and LATIN in the GFZ??!! Good grief, have I been away THAT long...?!

so what we all drinking tonight ill have the usual please a cheeky vimpto please. and what with the latin st3v3 and yes i am thick till you just said what it was gryphon i hadnt a clue :doh:
can I have a pint of carling extra cold please.
Quote by farkuen
can I have a pint of carling extra cold please.

one pint of carling coming up hun! whos up for a game of strip pocker then :twisted:
Theres no compatition St3v3 cplbbw will lose on purpose rest assured rolleyes :twisted:
Quote by st3v3
:twisted:

rotflmao ok just one problem will some one tell me how to play poker :doh:
A-ha! Sussed it out...
Those would be the cards with random Latin words on them that St3v3 used in order to create his apparently learned post! :twisted:
Mmmmmm, Theakston's XB for me if we have any - and I'll play poker if you'll strip hon! wink
Quote by mik69
Theres no compatition St3v3 cplbbw will lose on purpose rest assured rolleyes :twisted:

oy mister man flu or no man flu take this smackbottom :smackbottom: :doh: when will i learn i always fall in your traps you bloody like it :doh:
Quote by Gryphon
A-ha! Sussed it out...
Those would be the cards with random Latin words on them that St3v3 used in order to create his apparently learned post! :twisted:
Mmmmmm, Theakston's XB for me if we have any - and I'll play poker if you'll strip hon! wink

:uhoh: rumbled, it was worth a go, here's your cocktail
Ahem (quick edit)
Actually, I assumed there was an on-line translation engine involved somewhere, or am I doing you a grave injustice mate? lol
That's one bizarre looking drink, too!
:shock: