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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

I now declare the GFZ open!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
*Runs and jumps in the jacuzzi to get warm* :lol2:
wipes the water out of her eyes... as shireen splashes her.
lol
redface surprisedops: Sorry Splendid.... Fancy joining me?? :rascal:
Quote by Shireen
redface surprisedops: Sorry Splendid.... Fancy joining me?? :rascal:

well as it is me you are sat on, I guess I have no choice..... rolleyes
now if you would just wriggle a bit that will make me a happy woman.
*Wriggles a little bit* wink
Make room for me ladies :giggle:
Thought i could hear laughing lol
Bugger!!!!
I thought I'd be first in here, now I find that there's two of you in already.
It's not fair!!!
*spits dummy*
Right budge over a bit and lets switch this thing on so SHireen can stop making her own bubbles. :shock: :shock: :shock:
I suppose one thing is that Shireen's still not talking to me so I'm not going to get a drinks order or nagged for a shag from her at least. :P :lol
gosh... goose come and sit between me and dawnie.. the woman is incorrigible.. redface
Quote by splendid33
gosh... goose come and sit between me and dawnie.. the woman is incorrigible.. redface

But I haven't done anything, yet, today dunno
Hello Easy wave
Hello goosey, sorry, I left my shoes at the door :giggle:
OMG There's more
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I thought this was a private club? confused
exactly easy......
tell dawnie to go... she does rude things...
redface
Quote by splendid33
exactly easy......
tell dawnie to go... she does rude things...
redface

sad
evil
:cry:
bolt
Quote by splendid33
exactly easy......
tell dawnie to go... she does rude things...
redface

Dawnie: GO!!!
*waits for Dawnie to do rude things after being told to go*
That's what you meant isn't it Spleny?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Dawnie
gosh... goose come and sit between me and dawnie.. the woman is incorrigible.. redface

But I haven't done anything, yet, today dunno
Hello Easy wave
Hello goosey, sorry, I left my shoes at the door :giggle:
In what ! splendid
Goose <<<< goes to his dictionary website
I know dawnie i fell over them on the way in surprisedops: lol
Quote by splendid33
gosh... goose come and sit between me and dawnie.. the woman is incorrigible.. redface

Ahhh now i know what it means i'd have to agree lol
Goose <<<<< jumps in
Easy flipa :flipa: :flipa:
Where is your lovely wife dunno innocent
Quote by goose35
gosh... goose come and sit between me and dawnie.. the woman is incorrigible.. redface

Ahhh now i know what it means i'd have to agree lol

:dunno:
:angel:
Quote by easy
I suppose one thing is that Shireen's still not talking to me so I'm not going to get a drinks order or nagged for a shag from her at least. :P :lol

In ya dreams Easy flipa Get us a drink love and I could do with a shag wink
Oh and where is your gorgeous wife?? innocent
Now where was I?? Oh yes :rascal:
*Wriggles a bit more* :rascal:
Quote by Shireen
Now where was I?? Oh yes :rascal:
*Wriggles a bit more* :rascal:

Dont forget i'm in here now :rascal:
lol
Well hello there Goose :rascal:
*Wriggles again* :rascal:
*uses stick to stop Dawnie corrupting the sweet and innocent Countess*
poke *
* Graphic representation of actual event
Goose, could you do the honours while I see to the Dawnie. ......... :uhoh: I mean see to the drinks. :doh:
Shireen, all that wriggling, are your piles playing up love? :P lol
Do you need some of this...
Quote by easy
Shireen, all that wriggling, are your piles playing up love? :P lol

Nah the piles are okay tonight... Its the crabs that are playing up confused
So where is the lovely Countess then?? innocent
She was out earning money, but she's returned now and I need to go and cook her tea.
whip
Back later. :rascal:
just peeking round the corner to see who's in - not been in here for ages redface
* felixx creeps and goes to the bar*
Quote by hisandhers
just peeking round the corner to see who's in - not been in here for ages redface

Well hello
Jump in the jacuzzi lol
Tonight, I'm just going to sit in the corner and relaxxxxx.
I've been looking for somewhere to move out to - and I think I've found one! smile
So I will celebrate by having some JD.
Tomorrow and Sunday I may be more in the mood for something more exciting :rascal:
Who's behind the bar........I could do with a glass of vino....... lol drinkies
Quote by Shireen
Well hello there Goose :rascal:
*Wriggles again* :rascal:

You still wriggling confused: :twisted: