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GFZ - Girlie Free Zone This week housed in Mik69's Shed!!

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Good idea but can we have one just for us girls?
:laughabove: They will always try....
ok ok you have ya fun talking bout us gals!! Gonna read in interest :small-print: rotflmao
Cheers Steph :cheers: I'll have a glass of dry white wine.
You can use whatever oil you want Steph. Yeh Mik put the bloody heating on my nipples are starting to go inwards :eeek:
Do u know these men smackbottom
Can i come???? Will bring ice cubes... lol
Maybe next time the women are taking over for now lol Got to get back to work now though bye peeps till lata xxx
Do the shed walls need painting????
White wine over here please
Quote by steph
Hiya Sarah
Still Have not found the corkscrew yet but have located about half a dozen glory holes for Eagerslut wink

Plugging one of them.... :wink:
I must issue a Health and Safety warning about the risk of splinters :shock:
OOh mik69 is going to be well unhappy when he finds youve been drilling holes in his shed for eagerslut , steph
Someone pass me a mineral water please only I cant drink on my medication and the doctors in white coats say I must take it or theyll put me away again rolleyes
Quote by PoloLady
I must issue a Health and Safety warning about the risk of splinters :shock:

Is that whats causing all these open sores on my turkey neck?? No more cock shots to be issued.. lol
evening peeps you will be pleased to know i come with gifts
A CORK SCREW YAAA!!!!!!! drinkies
ill have a red wine over here please when ye ready, so this is mik69 shed then, iv always wondered what it would be like and i agree with steff where the hell is the hot tub think its about time mik69 got his ass here and sorted it out! smackbottom
Brought us all some munches to go with the wine girls smile Got crisps, peanuts, grapes, CHOCLOATE biggrin & wine gums. Guard these girls while I get a glass of wine
Quote by hisandhers
Brought us all some munches to go with the wine girls smile Got crisps, peanuts, grapes, CHOCLOATE biggrin & wine gums. Guard these girls while I get a glass of wine

GALAZY chocolate?? confused:
im loving the massive naked poster up of Brad Pitt, somehow i dont think its a new one just for us girlz, bit tatty looking im thinking its been here a long time. wink
NOOOO eager you must not drill a hole through Brads mouth for your glory hole.
now where is mik with those drinks i ordered confused:
xxx lou xxx
the fact ive had to edit this 3 times shows ive either had to much to drink already or its freezing in here.
Got galaxy & fuit & nut biggrin
More to the point got icecream!!!
Tuity fruitie
Banana
strawberry
rasberry
choclate chip
mint choc chip
vanilla
apple
You name it we've got it!! :happy: even tomato flavour!!
ahhhhhhh the GFZ, and in the SH shed too - how novel! lol
to celebrate this momentous occasion, Dark would like some company and a rather large glass of Baileys to start with, please - hold the icecream biggrin
Oh My GoD I've Created A Monster
For the eagle eyed amongst you some will have noticed that I logged on a half hour a go and then logged off again 30 seconds later speechless (for once) and in complete and uter shock :shock:
What can I say ? thanks Sarge (I think) i'm gob smacked if not a little confused as to why my wooden erection has caused such a stir nee cult following smile Just under a month a go I was a un heard of newb and now due to a hastilty chosen avatar I may have to live the rest of my life in exile lol confused I am not naieve enough to beleave that this is down to any of my doing but I am honoured that you all have chosen to come to my hut for this weeks gfz so have fun keep the place tidy and for gods sake fill in that f'n glory hole because it's drafty in here biggrin
Once again thanks to the Sarge i'm honourd redface :)
Quote by Darkfire
ahhhhhhh the GFZ, and in the SH shed too - how novel! lol
to celebrate this momentous occasion, Dark would like some company and a rather large glass of Baileys to start with, please - hold the icecream biggrin

wave dark, go on then you twisted my arm ill have a baileys with ye.
hope they have baileys icecream too yum! wink
i wonder what we will be eating the icecream off by the end of the night :twisted:
Quote by mik69
Oh My GoD I've Created A Monster
For the eagle eyed amongst you some will have noticed that I logged on a half hour a go and then logged off again 30 seconds later speechless (for once) and in complete and uter shock :shock:
What can I say ? thanks Sarge (I think) i'm gob smacked if not a little confused as to why my wooden erection has caused such a stir nee cult following smile Just under a month a go I was a un heard of newb and now due to a hastilty chosen avatar I may have to live the rest of my life in exile lol confused I am not naieve enough to beleave that this is down to any of my doing but I am honoured that you all have chosen to come to my hut for this weeks gfz so have fun keep the place tidy and for gods sake fill in that f'n glory hole because it's drafty in here biggrin
Once again thanks to the Sarge i'm honourd redface :)

ok ok enough with the smoochy stuff already stop showing off cos you got us all dribbling at your feet!
we have ice cream so get naked so we can use you as the bowl to eat it from :twisted:
( lol :lol:i no i no i never change! :lol:)
kiss
Quote by mik69
Oh My GoD I've Created A Monster
For the eagle eyed amongst you some will have noticed that I logged on a half hour a go and then logged off again 30 seconds later speechless (for once) and in complete and uter shock :shock:
What can I say ? thanks Sarge (I think) i'm gob smacked if not a little confused as to why my wooden erection has caused such a stir nee cult following smile Just under a month a go I was a un heard of newb and now due to a hastilty chosen avatar I may have to live the rest of my life in exile lol confused I am not naieve enough to beleave that this is down to any of my doing but I am honoured that you all have chosen to come to my hut for this weeks gfz so have fun keep the place tidy and for gods sake fill in that f'n glory hole because it's drafty in here biggrin
Once again thanks to the Sarge i'm honourd redface :)

ok ok enough with the smoochy stuff already stop showing off cos you got us all dribbling at your feet!
we have ice cream so get naked so we can use you as the bowl to eat it from :twisted:
( lol :lol:i no i no i never change! :lol:)
kiss
careful if it gets too hot & steamy in here the ice cream will melt before we can eat it rotflmao
Glad you are honoured Mik coz its your round!!
Quote by mik69
i'm gob smacked if not a little confused as to why my wooden erection has caused such a stir nee cult following smile

You have a wooden erection?? :shock: :shock: confused :?
Shireen
xxx
Quote by hisandhers
careful if it gets too hot & steamy in here the ice cream will melt before we can eat it rotflmao
Glad you are honoured Mik coz its your round!!

Well it looks like the drinks are on me then smile and there seems to be a large majority of females in the GFZ but am I complaining HELL NO lets ppppppppppardey
drinkies :cheers: :silly: :swingingchair:
Shirleen Mik just needs some icecream rubbing on his erection & licking off to soften it!! Have we a naked waiter 2nite?mmmmmm mines a barcardi n coke pleasssee :inlove: :cheers:
Quote by mik69
careful if it gets too hot & steamy in here the ice cream will melt before we can eat it rotflmao
Glad you are honoured Mik coz its your round!!

Well it looks like the drinks are on me then smile and there seems to be a large majority of females in the GFZ but am I complaining HELL NO lets ppppppppppardey
drinkies :cheers: :silly: :swingingchair:
What a brilliant idea to have the GFZ in Mik's shed, just who thought of that innocent :whistling: thanks Sarge, your an angel wink
Right then, did someone mention ice cream and drinks? Can I take them in the jacuzzi lol
Quote by hisandhers
Shirleen Mik just needs some icecream rubbing on his erection & licking off to soften it!! Have we a naked waiter 2nite?mmmmmm mines a barcardi n coke pleasssee :inlove: :cheers:
redface surprisedops: :oops: nope still speechless :shock: