GFZ is now open, Hurrah, the weekend must be here!
last weekend was a huge success, but there seems to have been some misunderstanding about the purpose of the GFZ.
So just to clarify, NO GIRLS!
Unfortunately, pressing matters take me elsewhere this weekend, so I will not be joining you, have fun though!
LHK
Kat
P.S. Thank you for Jags and Kit for cleaning up last weekend. I think on the rota it is Heather and Blue this weekend, could somebody make sure they report on Monday morninig with pinnys and feather dusters, ready for action.
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GFZ - Graduation weekend
Mod
YIPPEE !!!!
Stick the sport on - that should keep them out for a while :grin:
Mal
Someone used to living dangerously and fighting off the flak - for real !
Stick the sport on - that should keep them out for a while :grin:
Mal
Someone used to living dangerously and fighting off the flak - for real !
Sex God
Great, another girlie free zone - pass the cigars, I will rest here, watching the sport to my heart's content - shame there's no F1 this weekend, but I'm sure there's plenty of other things to amuse me.
Mod
I knew it, I bloody knew it !!!!!
As soon as the door opens, in she sneeks acting blokish :!: What are we to do to stop the invasion? Perhaps it shouldn't be a Girly free zone (unless you mean free girlies, that would be cool!), but perhaps a 'men only' zone.
Comments on a postcard please, which should arrive after the weekend
Mal
As soon as the door opens, in she sneeks acting blokish :!: What are we to do to stop the invasion? Perhaps it shouldn't be a Girly free zone (unless you mean free girlies, that would be cool!), but perhaps a 'men only' zone.
Comments on a postcard please, which should arrive after the weekend
Mal
Mod
Sod the cigars, just pass the beers....... :lickface:
Mal
Mal
Mod
Reasons why a Beer is Better than a Woman!!!!
You can enjoy a beer all night long.
You don't have to wine and dine beer.
A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Hangovers go away
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.( hmm, maybe same as women!)
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
If you change beers, you don't have to pay.
You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
A beer is always satisfying.
A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
A beer does not come with in-laws.
No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the fridge
All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
Beer doesn't complain about farting.
The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you bought.
You don't need a license to live with a beer.
A tree is good enough for a beer.
Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation. It goes along happily.
Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
Beer is happy to ride in the truck of your car.
You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
Mark
Any chance of making this a 'sticky' for the weekend or do you think it will be busy enough anyway?
Have a gud 'un!!
Mal
You can enjoy a beer all night long.
You don't have to wine and dine beer.
A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.
Beer is never late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Hangovers go away
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
You can share a beer with your friends.( hmm, maybe same as women!)
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
You can have a beer in public.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
If you change beers, you don't have to pay.
You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
A beer is always satisfying.
A beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A beer won't tell you its pregnant for fun.
A beer does not come with in-laws.
No matter what the package, a beer still looks good.
To cool off a beer, all you have to do is put it in the fridge
All you have to do to get over a beer is take a leak.
Beer doesn't complain about farting.
The only thing a beer tells you is when its time to go to the bathroom.
You are never embarrassed about the beer you bring to a party.
Its okay to leave a party with a different beer than the one you bought.
You don't need a license to live with a beer.
A tree is good enough for a beer.
Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
You can put all your old beers together in one room and they won't fight.
Beer won't complain about your choice of vacation. It goes along happily.
Beer doesn't care if you go to sleep right after you've had it.
Beer is happy to ride in the truck of your car.
You never have to promise to respect a beer in the morning.
Mark
Any chance of making this a 'sticky' for the weekend or do you think it will be busy enough anyway?
Have a gud 'un!!
Mal
Sex God
Phew - on my third cigar already, someone just run down to the shop and get me another pack, cheers...this could be a long night....
MASTERCARD Wedding
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his brideand said,
"F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:- Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and friends................$32,000. Wedding
photographs commemorating the occasion..............................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best
man........................................................................
.Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
Now it occurs to me that this husband will never make a good swinger!! lol
You gotta love this guy.....
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances,to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He
said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his brideand said,
"F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,"I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the
affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this:- Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and friends................$32,000. Wedding
photographs commemorating the occasion..............................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best
man........................................................................
.Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
Now it occurs to me that this husband will never make a good swinger!! lol
Sex God
So what's wrong with the bride shagging the best man anyway -- I thought that was compulsory at weddings?
So we've dust off this old chestnut, have we?
And I've been left strick instructions by Kat to come in a Hoover and clear out the empties... and the door gets locked am on Monday by the way! I don't mind you lads having a bit of fun... but I've got a nail job booked and I'm not giving that up for anyone.
And, while I'm hear... does anyone know anything about this new Croydon club called L'Amour? Sprang up from the embers of Mystique apparently. Someone was supposed to send me the details and hasn't yet...
And...
Can one of you nice lads nip up on the roof and straighten the aerial? Jonothan Ross is looking all fuzzy...
Hxx
And I've been left strick instructions by Kat to come in a Hoover and clear out the empties... and the door gets locked am on Monday by the way! I don't mind you lads having a bit of fun... but I've got a nail job booked and I'm not giving that up for anyone.
And, while I'm hear... does anyone know anything about this new Croydon club called L'Amour? Sprang up from the embers of Mystique apparently. Someone was supposed to send me the details and hasn't yet...
And...
Can one of you nice lads nip up on the roof and straighten the aerial? Jonothan Ross is looking all fuzzy...
Hxx
Mod
Sunday does my 'ead in :grin:
A Blonde's Cooking Diary:
Monday
Today I made an angel cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. My neighbours were kind enough to lend me some spare bowls.
Tuesday
I made a fruit salad for supper today. It said serve without dressing. So I didn't. Which was a nice surprise when Rob brought a friend home for dinner.
Wednesday
Wednesday is a good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath all the same. I can't say it improved the rice much though.
Thursday
I have found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe as when I got back nothing had happened.
Friday
Rob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. For some reason he keeps counting to ten.
Saturday
I have come across a new recipe book. If only I could get a bigger oven I could surprise Rob with a chocolate moose.
Sunday
Rob's parents came for dinner today. I wanted to serve a roast. All I could find was a hamburger. Suddenly, with a flash of genius I put the hamburger into the oven on the "roast" setting. Disappointingly, it was still a hamburger.
Heather, you missed a bit
A Blonde's Cooking Diary:
Monday
Today I made an angel cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. My neighbours were kind enough to lend me some spare bowls.
Tuesday
I made a fruit salad for supper today. It said serve without dressing. So I didn't. Which was a nice surprise when Rob brought a friend home for dinner.
Wednesday
Wednesday is a good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath all the same. I can't say it improved the rice much though.
Thursday
I have found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe as when I got back nothing had happened.
Friday
Rob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. For some reason he keeps counting to ten.
Saturday
I have come across a new recipe book. If only I could get a bigger oven I could surprise Rob with a chocolate moose.
Sunday
Rob's parents came for dinner today. I wanted to serve a roast. All I could find was a hamburger. Suddenly, with a flash of genius I put the hamburger into the oven on the "roast" setting. Disappointingly, it was still a hamburger.
Heather, you missed a bit
Sex God
Come on boys, where's the sport talk?
Liverpool or Arsenal???
Liverpool or Arsenal???
Sex God
Liverpool 1 - Arsenal 2. If no-one else is going to talk sport, I'll talk to myself
Cor! What a tame lot you fellas are! 
Give you a room all to yourself and all you do is crack silly jokes. So where's the outrageous behaviour, then? Where's the smouldering heaps of half cremated boxers after failed attempts to ignite your own farts?
Tut!
Proper hell raisers, aren't you? :roll:
(Switches on Hoover and pushes Blues feet off the sofa)
Hxx
Give you a room all to yourself and all you do is crack silly jokes. So where's the outrageous behaviour, then? Where's the smouldering heaps of half cremated boxers after failed attempts to ignite your own farts?
Tut!
Proper hell raisers, aren't you? :roll:
(Switches on Hoover and pushes Blues feet off the sofa)
Hxx
Sex God
Villa or Bolton?
