GFZ - Hanky Panky anyone? | Swinging Heaven

8 Dec 2006

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

Can we have a sex flled, energy filled, fun filled and horny horny GFZ please???
whip

8 Dec 2006

Well if you are offering sexy lady! :rascal:

8 Dec 2006

Horny that suits me this week :rascal:

8 Dec 2006

i have been damn horny for weeks now and i mean more than normal :shock:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by earthchild
i have been damn horny for weeks now and i mean more than normal :shock:

Weeks? WEEKS????.
Try MONTHS sweetheart! mad

(Mind you, I have had to endure it for YEARS in the past! :shock: :shock smile

OK, well I am certainly up for horny this weekend. hump

Good to see Jags, Kiss and Earthy in here nice and early. No doubt FB will be along shortly :twisted: :twisted:.
Looks like orgy time! :happy: :happy:
Will

8 Dec 2006

i shouldnt be, am still at work but am at that i cant be arsed stage cool

8 Dec 2006

I understand, Friday afternoon and all that?
Mind if I have my first go at witch licking? innocent

Will :giggle:

8 Dec 2006

Let's skip the small talk and get straight to it...
kiss

:cheers:
Speaking of feeling horny, I had my rations rolleyes

last night but I'm still as horny as ever... I have no idea how I will last... :shock:

8 Dec 2006

Good to see you 36. What are you drinking. Bottle of beer, glass of wine or do you want a short to start? drinkies

Will

8 Dec 2006

Quote by willxx69
I understand, Friday afternoon and all that?
Mind if I have my first go at witch licking?
Will :giggle:

nope help yourself, lick away :twisted:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by willxx69
Good to see you 36. What are you drinking. Bottle of beer, glass of wine or do you want a short to start?
Will

Hi Will - I'll have a double JD and coke...
Let me get these - I'm sure it must be my round by now...
<<<< dusts off the wallet and removes the padlock... :shock:

8 Dec 2006

Ok i will have a fosters EC whilst waiting for someone to cook my goose :twisted:
I'll be in the corner lol

8 Dec 2006

Vat of wine for me please wink

8 Dec 2006

No brewers droop you lot so keep off the booze - I want sex, I want it hot, I want it long and I want it more and more.
Bring out the iced water for the blokes, a refreshing sorbet for the gals and let's get on down to it.
Me first of course. hump

Will - what you up to?
:inlove: :inlove:

8 Dec 2006

wine sorbet??? bolt

8 Dec 2006

Quote by earthchild
wine sorbet???

:shock:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
wine sorbet???

:shock:

i can find very interesting ways of eating it :twisted: wink

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
No brewers droop you lot so keep off the booze - I want sex, I want it hot, I want it long and I want it more and more.
Bring out the iced water for the blokes, a refreshing sorbet for the gals and let's get on down to it.
Me first of course. Will - what you up to?
:inlove: :inlove:

Water???? :scared: I am thirsty, not dirty! If I drink water it brings me out in a nasty rash. That's why I stick to alcohol :smug:
No chance of brewer's droop Jags, I promise you that. Just a livener or two to remove my inhibitions. You know how shy I am! redface

As for what I am up to, yet another week trawling the jobsites so I am more than ready to play! hump

Will

8 Dec 2006

Has anyone got a spare glass of wine going?? I need one after lunching with Dawn today... God that woman can talk :giggle:
bolt

8 Dec 2006

A large vodka and coke for me please.
Louise xx
Btw, hello everyone, i missed you all while i was away. Any news?

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
Has anyone got a spare glass of wine going?? I need one after lunching with Dawn today... God that woman can talk :giggle:

Anyone know what I can take for sore ears dunno

I could go a long hard shag right now if anyone is up for it dunno

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie
I could go a long hard shag right now if anyone is up for it

I fancy a short soft one myself confused

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Shireen
I could go a long hard shag right now if anyone is up for it

I fancy a short soft one myself confused

That would do but could go more of a session tonight with some rampant fucking :rascal:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by willxx69
Water???? :scared: I am thirsty, not dirty! If I drink water it brings me out in a nasty rash. That's why I stick to alcohol :smug:

Alchohol gives you a nasty dose of snogitis, followed by clothesoffitis swiftly followed by fallingasleepitis. Got the pictures to prove it! wink

Quote by willxx69
No chance of brewer's droop Jags, I promise you that. Just a livener or two to remove my inhibitions. You know how shy I am!

Quote by willxx69
As for what I am up to, yet another week trawling the jobsites so I am more than ready to play!
Will

Can we play together??? wink

I've got a busy busy weekend and then going to Bedrock for a night of R&R next week - but :bounce: Friday :bounce: :bounce: is :bounce: play :bounce: night :bounce: I fancy playing spoons hump

:inlove: :inlove:

8 Dec 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
A large vodka and cock for me please.

Me too please - but hold the vodka!
lol

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Jags
A large vodka and cock for me please.

Me too please - but hold the vodka!
lol

How did you do that? Sounds good though. :giggle:
Louise xx

8 Dec 2006

Quote by Dawnie
I could go a long hard shag right now if anyone is up for it

You talked me into it, you silver tongued devil, you! Actually, rampant is scarcely adequate to describe how I am feeling at the moment so, if you want a long hard shag. I am your man! :hunk:
Jags - how about I have enough alcohol to get me from snogitis to clothesoffitis (I have a feeling that Dawnie was there on that occasion too! redface

) but stop well short of fallingasleepitis! :twisted: :twisted:
Will xx 69position

8 Dec 2006

Just gimme two Fosters an i'll do owt lol

8 Dec 2006

Quote by willxx69
Jags - how about I have enough alcohol to get me from snogitis to clothesoffitis (I have a feeling that Dawnie was there on that occasion too! ) but stop well short of fallingasleepitis! :twisted: :twisted:
Will xx

Perfect! At least, practically perfect. I promise not to bite.
OK.. pucker up for a long sweet snog first - you are the secondbest snogger on the site after all!
passionkiss

8 Dec 2006

Quote by louise_and_joe
A large vodka and cock for me please.

Me too please - but hold the vodka!
lol

How did you do that? Sounds good though. :giggle:
Louise xx
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