GFZ - is now open | Swinging Heaven

17 Feb 2006

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

17 Feb 2006

ta st3v3

thanks for locking the thread too, its the first time in nearly two years ive had one locked
i was beggining to get an inferiority complex lol

:lol: :lol:
let me buy you a pint wink

17 Feb 2006

:cheers: have one yourself while your at it drinkies

17 Feb 2006

white rum, coke, 50/50 mix - I need it confused

17 Feb 2006

stressed pololady??
mines a cheeky vimpto please :cheers:

17 Feb 2006

4 lads took over my livingroom at 10pm last night. At 2pm this afternnon they were still in sleeping bags. I arrive back from the dentists 15minutes ago with a dumb lip and as if by magic they have gone. The mess unfortunately hasn't :cry:
I keep finding bloody jelly beans :shock:

17 Feb 2006

well at least they were considerate enough to leave you some jelly beans
well im trying to fit some new wardrobes in my bed room and its not going well i WILL make it work and look good i just have too many clothes
:doh: I DIDNT JUST SAY THAT DID I :shock:
get me another drink!!!!......FAST!!!

17 Feb 2006

I will warn you all now - in 2 hours when the injection wears off - I WILL NEED CRISPS!

17 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
white rum, coke, 50/50 mix - I need it

Hi, what can I get you?
Pint of fosters please
:cheers: :thumbup:

17 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I will warn you all now - in 2 hours when the injection wears off - I WILL NEED CRISPS!

then get down the supermarket and buy some ...

17 Feb 2006

I'll have a very large brandy and coke please .........
Selling my house and have had 6 total idiots looking round it today !!!
Stressd out and Peeeeeee'd off :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

17 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
I will warn you all now - in 2 hours when the injection wears off - I WILL NEED CRISPS!

then get down the supermarket and buy some ...
Not likely - there's a mad woman goes in there flashing her bits 'n' bobs at all 'n' sundry. lol

17 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I will warn you all now - in 2 hours when the injection wears off - I WILL NEED CRISPS!

then get down the supermarket and buy some ...
Not likely - there's a mad woman goes in there flashing her bits 'n' bobs at all 'n' sundry. lol

yes i herd about that some people just have no shame :roll: they should be flogged in public........o go on then if you must :twisted: :twisted:

17 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw
I will warn you all now - in 2 hours when the injection wears off - I WILL NEED CRISPS!

then get down the supermarket and buy some ...
Not likely - there's a mad woman goes in there flashing her bits 'n' bobs at all 'n' sundry. lol

yes i herd about that some people just have no shame :roll: they should be flogged in public........o go on then if you must :twisted: :twisted:
Can't flog you here - we're not allowed to sell stuff on this site. It might be better to try floggin' you on ebay.

17 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I will warn you all now - in 2 hours when the injection wears off - I WILL NEED CRISPS!

then get down the supermarket and buy some ...
Not likely - there's a mad woman goes in there flashing her bits 'n' bobs at all 'n' sundry. lol

yes i herd about that some people just have no shame :roll: they should be flogged in public........o go on then if you must :twisted: :twisted:
Can't flog you here - we're not allowed to sell stuff on this site. It might be better to try floggin' you on ebay.
ooo i wonder how much you would get for me on ebay........now iv just walked into whatever it is your gona come back with :lol2: :doh:

17 Feb 2006

in a good mood had a good week, arranged a meet with a very sexy lady on monday :twisted: :twisted: , so hows all your week gone??
think ill head for the jacuzzi >>>>>>>>

17 Feb 2006

Is this the right place to stop off for a pint of Boddingtons? biggrin

Steve

17 Feb 2006

Quote by steveg_nw
Is this the right place to stop off for a pint of Boddingtons?
Steve

pint of boddingtons coming up!! :cheers:

17 Feb 2006

Hi everyone, just a flying visit tonight I'm affraid. Hope your mouth is ok Pololady when the numbness wares off. Hi Cplbbw glad you've had a good week.

17 Feb 2006

hi guys have had a day from hell and more could i get a double double brandy please oh sod it just give me the bottle and i'll be over in the corner :cry:

17 Feb 2006

All good now - where's the crisps?

17 Feb 2006

mik is bringing them in his shed when he arrives & there not out of date this week! lol

Have a good weekend all got to go soon

17 Feb 2006

hi felix sorry to hear you had a bad day :therethere:
hers you just cant stay away can ye :lol2:
so you didnt go to the supermarket then pololady ......................
good bloody job i did then or you would have been spitting the dummy out again
there over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

17 Feb 2006

Right come on then own up which code monkey has wrecked my signature mad

i'm cutting and pasting like a fookin mad man here and I still can't get it right banghead

so I will pop in for a drink in a bit just as soon as I sort it, ooh I feel naked with it this way :shock:

17 Feb 2006

Quote by cplbbw

good bloody job i did then or you would have been spitting the dummy out again
there over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dummy! Dummy! I don't have a dummy confused

Do you get a free GFZ dummy when you join here :shock: Where's my dummy evil

17 Feb 2006

Quote by felixx1416
hi guys have had a day from hell and more could i get a double double brandy please oh sod it just give me the bottle and i'll be over in the corner :cry:

Never mind - you have a night out tomorrow smile

17 Feb 2006

i no i shouldnt but sorry i have to!!!
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
what you drinking hun

:rotflmao:
kiss

17 Feb 2006

GET A FREE DUMMY WHEN YOU HAVE EATEN 100 BAGS OF CRISPS rolleyes

Only have the flavoured dummies from the rock shop down the road

17 Feb 2006

Quote by hisandhers
GET A FREE DUMMY WHEN YOU HAVE EATEN 100 BAGS OF CRISPS
Only have the flavoured dummies from the rock shop down the road

That's why there's never any ferkin crisps in here :roll:

17 Feb 2006

Quote by PoloLady

good bloody job i did then or you would have been spitting the dummy out again
there over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Dummy! Dummy! I don't have a dummy confused

Do you get a free GFZ dummy when you join here :shock: Where's my dummy evil

woman your never satisfied :twisted: