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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

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In the corner of the morning in the past
I would sit and blame the master first and last
All the roads were straight and narrow
And the prayers were small and yellow
And the rumour spread that I was aging fast
Then I ran across a monster who was sleeping
By a tree
And I looked and frowned and the monster was me
If theres going to kareoke then Smokie- who the f*ck is alice should have to make an appearance by law!
I'll post in this topic when i get home later tonight, i might fancy a sing song x
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Aaaaaagaaaa do do do
Sorry bolt
Quote by goose35
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Aaaaaagaaaa do do do
Sorry bolt

anyone fancy roast goose?
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Sit on my face and tell me
that you looooooooove meeeee
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Y............M.................C.................A
Under the moon light
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Iiii am the music man
i come from down your way
and i can plaaaayyy
oh i can plaaay
play the baaagpipes
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Like a Bat out of Hell!
(specially for NWC) :thrilled: :thrilled:
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I'm swinging in the rain
Just swinging in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I've a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy refrain
Just swingin',
Swingin' in the rain
Dancin' in the rain
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
I'm happy again!
I'm swingin' and dancin' in the rain!
I'm dancin' and swingin' in the rain...
HELLO
HELLO
HELLO
HELLO
HELLO
blimey its so quite in here theres an ECHO
ECHO
ECHO
ECHO
ECHO
In the words of the immortal Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson........'Do ya fuck on first dates?' :karaoke:
What? dunno
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You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we walk in the fields of gold
So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold
Will you stay with me, will you be my love
Among the fields of barley
We'll forget the sun in his jealous sky
As we lie in the fields of gold
See the west wind move like a lover so
Upon the fields of barley
Feel her body rise when you kiss her mouth
Among the fields of gold
I never made promises lightly
And there have been some that I've broken
But I swear in the days still left
We'll walk in the fields of gold
We'll walk in the fields of gold
Many years have passed since those summer days
Among the fields of barley
See the children run as the sun goes down
Among the fields of gold
You'll remember me when the west wind moves
Upon the fields of barley
You can tell the sun in his jealous sky
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
When we walked in the fields of gold
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:cry: drinkies :cry:
Quote by Jags
Like a Bat out of Hell!
(specially for NWC) :thrilled: :thrilled:

Whoops, sorry, didnt mean to rub it in redface
As Meatloaf opened his concert last night with my all time favourite, Paradise By The Dashboard Light (appropriate for me) I think we shold start with that.
Jags, he was fantastic, did a full 2 1/2 hours and worked his way through the three Bat Albums. I now need to persaude a certain Mr NWC that he should take me to Meats next Manchester Concert in November lol I would try and get tickets for tomorrow night, but we have already made arrangements :shock:
I have quite a nice voice actually!! flipa
kiss
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n this proud land we grew up strong
we were wanted all along
I was taught to fight, taught to win
I never thought I could fail
no fight left or so it seems
I am a man whose dreams have all deserted
I've changed my face, I've changed my name
but no one wants you when you lose
don't give up
'cos you have friends
don't give up
you're not beaten yet
don't give up
I know you can make it good
though I saw it all around
never thought I could be affected
thought that we'd be the last to go
it is so strange the way things turn
drove the night toward my home
the place that I was born, on the lakeside
as daylight broke, I saw the earth
the trees had burned down to the ground
don't give up
you still have us
don't give up
we don't need much of anything
don't give up
'cause somewhere there's a place
where we belong
rest your head
you worry too much
it's going to be alright
when times get rough
you can fall back on us
don't give up
please don't give up
'got to walk out of here
I can't take anymore
going to stand on that bridge
keep my eyes down below
whatever may come
and whatever may go
that river's flowing
that river's flowing
moved on to another town
tried hard to settle down
for every job, so many men
so many men no-one needs
don't give up
'cause you have friends
don't give up
you're not the only one
don't give up
no reason to be ashamed
don't give up
you still have us
don't give up now
we're proud of who you are
don't give up
you know it's never been easy
don't give up
'cause I believe there's the a place
there's a place where we belong
im trying hard
Quote by HannahnAlex
I have quite a nice voice actually!! flipa
kiss

i never said you hadnt :shock: pmsl
Hmmm I think all that giggling after you said I had a nice voice means you don't think I do.
Therefore you will have to make it up to me! :grin:
Oh no not I, I will survive:giggle:
Well it had to be in there somewhere.
Louise xx
I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel
underneath
innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
all rolled into one
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your health, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
and I'm going to extremes
tomorrow I will change
and today won't mean a thing
Just when you think you've got me figured out
the season's already changing
I think it's cool you do what you do
and don't try to save me
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
when you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numbed, I'm revived
can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
:karaoke:Tis undoubtedly my song.....
But now Kiss has got me singing Fields of barley
I don't want you
To be no slave
I don't want you
To work all day
But I want you, to be true
And I just wanna make love to you
Love to you
oooooh oooooh
Love to you
All I want to do is
Wash your clothes
I dont want to keep
you indoors
There is nothing for you to do
But keep me making love to you
Love to you
ooooooh oooooh
Love to you
And I can tell by the way you, walk that walk
I can hear by the way you, talk that talk
And I can know by the way you, treat your girl
That I can give you all the lovin' in the whole wide world
oooooh all I wanna do is make your bread
Just to make sure
Your well fed
I dont want you
Sad and blue
And I just wanna make love to you
Love to you
ooooooh oooooh
Love to you
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So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell,
Blue skys from pain.
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade
Your heros for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
my fav song of all time cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
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How can I tell you I love you
When I can 'ardly breev darn 'ere
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My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw you face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
for someone cool
Walking in a Winter Wonderland
Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kurk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward cause we can't find reverse
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim
It's, life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim
Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kurk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward (still can't find reverse!)
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead!
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Jim!
Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill Men
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead!
Well It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it, Captain
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off Jim!
Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kurk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward and things are getting worse!
You cannot change the laws of physics
Laws of physics
Laws of physics
You cannot change the laws of physics
Laws of physics Jim
Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Scotty Beam me up!
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead!
Well It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow Jim
nice one Polo forgotten about that one :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
my friends are having a eurovision party at there house :giggle: not interested in the music just going for a laugh lol
They did it last year when running the pub, was funy wathing the winners I have no idea even who is out entry. confused:
Did anyone else hear the Tony Blair resignation spoof to the tune of Mika's Grace Kelly this morning?
Gave me a :giggle: but I cant find it anywhere!
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I love you from the bottom, of my pencil case
I love you in the songs,
I write and sing
etc…
Oh Shirley, Oh Deborah, Oh Julie, Oh Jane
I wrote so many songs about you
I forget your name (I forget your name)
Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
I forget your name
Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too
I forget your name
I love your from the bottom of my pencil case
etc….
Deep so deep,
the number one I hope to reap
Depends upon the tears you weep,
so cry, lovey cry, cry, cry, cry
Oh Missy, Oh Kissy, Oh Dawnie, Oh Jags,
You made me so much money,
I wrote this song for you
Freckledbird, Angelica, Alex and Angel Chat, Feebee, Mrs FC too,
I wrote this song for you
Blonde, Fire, Winchy, Mar, Earthy, Binxy, Corrie and Polo Lady too,
I wrote this song for you.
Depeche Mode - Home
Here is a song from the wrong side of town
Where I'm bound to the ground by the loneliest sound
And it pounds from within and is pinning me down
Here is a page from the emptiest stage
A cage or the heaviest cross ever made
A gauge of the deadliest trap ever laid
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong here
The heat and the sickliest sweet smelling sheets
That cling to the backs of my knees and my feet
Well I'm drowning in time to a desperate beat
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong
Feels like home
I should have known
From my first breath
God send the only true friend I call mine
Pretend that I'll make amends the next time
Befriend the glorious end of the line
And I thank you for bringing me here
For showing me home
For singing these tears
Finally I've found that I belong here