GFZ - late doors | Swinging Heaven

20 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?"

* This could be fun*
Only if they sign their allegiance to the Girlie rules in blood, sweat and tears (for Jags) and have an honorary degree in wenching :twisted:
Do you feel that you can achieve this Dino?
No way! Dino - don't do it (jeez a lot of D's in that sentence - I'm all D'd out) Don't let 'em borwbeat ya! Only wenches wench - demarcation issue here. Large scotch and soda pleas Kit <<<cringes in anticipation >>> too late tune , they made me do it , (in blood , sweat n tears) and i feel a propper git dressed in this wenches outfit confused

Dino !!! Tune is indisposed at the moment .....please carry on serving the wenches lol

Ah........ah..........Tune back in the cupboard... :twisted:
No Sarge won't mind he hasn't been in here for ages !! :twisted:

20 May 2005

dino shuffles from behind the bar dressed as a serving wench .
" erm , what can i get you ladies " redface

20 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Tune !!! a little word in your ear please noooo ......this way... :twisted:

Just in my ear? What way?? :twisted: :twisted:

20 May 2005

Mmmmmm Dino - so pleased to see you changed your mind - very fetching outfit, HRed would be proud of you wink

(Bugga, must have missed the 'tears' bit)
Choon sweetie, are you finished in the cupboard? I have a large Scotch and Soda here with your name on it, would you like some ice with it?
MrsFC - slip into the hot tub with me a minute, I need a word in your shell like....................

20 May 2005

Quote by Kit
Mmmmmm Dino - so pleased to see you changed your mind - very fetching outfit, HRed would be proud of you
(Bugga, must have missed the 'tears' bit)
Choon sweetie, are you finished in the cupboard? I have a large Scotch and Soda here with your name on it, would you like some ice with it?
MrsFC - slip into the hot tub with me a minute, I need a word in your shell like....................

It's no use you lot ganging ( :twisted: ) up - we will have our way with you before long!! And with a bit o' luck we'll have that wench Dino on our side as well!!
Oi! the ice has melted in this Scotch - what you been doin' with it Kit?

20 May 2005

glad you like the outfit Kit , i could get used to this , can i get you anything ? biggrin

20 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
glad you like the outfit Kit , i could get used to this , can i get you anything ?

Hopeless case rolleyes

:lol: :lol:

20 May 2005

Quote by westerross
glad you like the outfit Kit , i could get used to this , can i get you anything ?

Hopeless case rolleyes

:lol: :lol: just lulling them into a false sence of security tune , its all part of my cunning plan wink

, ill say no more for now , just bare with me on this one :rascal:

20 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
, just bare with me on this one :rascal:

I ain't stripping fer anyone until Steph gets here with her massage kit!!

20 May 2005

Quote by westerross
It's no use you lot ganging ( :twisted: ) up - we will have our way with you before long!! And with a bit o' luck we'll have that wench Dino on our side as well

I am assuming that is a royal 'we' TE????? lol

Quote by westerross
Oi! the ice has melted in this Scotch - what you been doin' with it Kit?

Dino - Tune needs more ice, hitch ya skirt up a bit more man :twisted: Sorry TE, I promise not to use your ice to cool the nape of my neck again redface

20 May 2005

Bloody hell , all this running around and being ordered about rolleyes

. Tune , give us a lift ffs sad

20 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
Bloody hell , all this running around and being ordered about . Tune , give us a lift ffs

:roll: Jeez Dino, you are never gonna get an honarary degree in wenching at this rate. Tell you what, seeing as I am in a generous mood tonight, slip into the hot tub next to me and I will give you some guidance on the expectations of wenches in the GFZ :twisted:

20 May 2005

arh , thanks Kit , that`d be lovely,,,,,,,,,,,,,ooh , thats better . Right , tell me all about wenching , oh , and pass me my lucazade biggrin

21 May 2005

Kat wanders in and thinks, Spot of rule re-enforcement needed here. Grabs Jags by the ankles, whips her over the back of the sette, shags her quickly and firmly from behind, wanders on to the next girlie (sensibly missing Kit out) and repeats the process.
:smug: Rules Re-enforced
*Kat wanders out again*
lhk
Kat

21 May 2005

Kitkat, sorry for the stupid question, but I an new here....
what is GFZ?
help from anybody with this...
cheers

21 May 2005

Okay, well if you're missing Kit out can I have her? Please note that I was not involved in the disgraceful scenes of guys waiting on girlies in the GIRLIE FREE ZONE, as if you would ever catch me doing such a thing redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
The fact is I bloody well wish I had been :sad: :sad: :sad:
So then, who would care to join me for a lunchtime libation? Sappho is bouncing round the house all chuffed with herself. She got back into her non-maternity size 10 jeans this morning - only 10 days after producing the twins. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Not surprisingly she's feeling pretty pleased.
Champagne is in the fridge ready for the arrival of the mother-in-law later, so I need a quick livener or two.
:cheers:
Will

21 May 2005

Hello Will lol

I'll j :lol: oin you for a drink although it will have to be a soft one, got a bit of driving to do :lol:

21 May 2005

oohhh, sappho well done back into your jeans already, Will have a few drinks for me as well, hope t he babies are ok
MrFC soft drink for me as well please

21 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
Okay, well if you're missing Kit out can I have her? Please note that I was not involved in the disgraceful scenes of guys waiting on girlies in the GIRLIE FREE ZONE, as if you would ever catch me doing such a thing ops: :oops: :oops:

Course you can Will, want me to get her ready for you? wink

The fact is I bloody well wish I had been :sad: :sad: :sad:
So then, who would care to join me for a lunchtime libation? Sappho is bouncing round the house all chuffed with herself. She got back into her non-maternity size 10 jeans this morning - only 10 days after producing the twins. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Not surprisingly she's feeling pretty pleased.
:cheers:
Will

Only Sappho could go into pregnancy a size 14 and come out a size 10 rolleyes

Champagne is in the fridge ready for the arrival of the mother-in-law later, so I need a quick livener or two.

Are you going to bring her in here to meet us Will? Mother-in-laws are allowed in the GFZ because technically, because girlies are scared of them, they are not girlies. In fact, a few resident mother-in-laws on the door may just keep the sneaky minxes out :cool:
I shall put it on the agenda for the next commitee meeting. :smug:

Quote by spanish geezer
Kitkat, sorry for the stupid question, but I an new here....
what is GFZ?

fucked if I know. Seemed like a good idea at the time though. :roll: :wink:
lhk
Kat

21 May 2005

Oh Kat
over here please :twisted:

21 May 2005

:uhoh:
Yes Sarah?
Have I mentioned that the original meaning of that name is so very appropriate to you?
lhk
Kat

21 May 2005

Quote by KitKat
:uhoh:
Yes Sarah?
Have I mentioned that the original meaning of that name is so very appropriate to you?
lhk
Kat

I thought you were serving drinks?
What is the original meaning of 'Sarah'?

21 May 2005

erm , Kit , ive been here all night , can i get out of the hot tub yet ?? im going all wrinkly and me lucozade`s gone flat confused

:?

21 May 2005

HELP ! ! somebody ,,, please ,,,, its freezin in here confused

:? :?

21 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
erm , Kit , ive been here all night , can i get out of the hot tub yet ?? im going all wrinkly and me lucozade`s gone flat :?

:roll: :roll: I dunno, these bloomin newbie wenches just ain't got the staying power :roll: :roll:
C'mon Dino, out ya come - oh my silly

hwoar: :phwoar: That wenches outfit has shrunk a bit.
Let's start again with the wenching lessons - OK, Dino, now just saunter off to the bar and fetch me a Bailey's on ice, Baileys is on the bottom shelf and 'slowly' does it
wink

:grin: :grin: :grin:
*Kit relaxes back into the warm hot tub waters and admires the scenery, wonders where all the mother in laws are and weighs up the odds on Kat ever managing to release himself from Jags' clutches behind the sofa*
Hee heee
:twisted:

21 May 2005

Jags is enjoying being in Kate's clutches way too much to let go now redface

ops:
Oh, if Bailey's is up for grabs then I'll have one too please. It'll help the Eurovision Song Contest go down better.
:shock:

21 May 2005

here you are Kit , baileys n ice , and the same for you mistress Jags . ooh ,, are you ok down their Kat , looks like you could use a bit of a livener , double brandy perhaps

21 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
here you are Kit , baileys n ice , and the same for you mistress Jags . ooh ,, are you ok down their Kat , looks like you could use a bit of a livener , double brandy perhaps

Oi, you're not still at it are ya? This is slavery - you women should be ashamed of yerselves!!
I'll be back later to check!

21 May 2005

="westerross"
I'll be back later to check!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
See you lata Tune flipa

:flipa:

21 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448

What is the original meaning of 'Sarah'?

Means "lady" or "princess" in Hebrew. cool

Quote by Dino
HELP ! ! somebody ,,, please ,,,, its freezin in here

Kat helpfully switches the switch with the very large sign marked 'water heater' to 'on'. :P
lhk
Kat