GFZ - late doors | Swinging Heaven

20 May 2005

Hello Sarah, come in and relax.
MrFC and the Laird are making sure our every need is met tonight biggrin

Fee
XX

20 May 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Hello Sarah, come in and relax.
MrFC and the Laird are making sure our every need is met tonight
Fee
XX

OOhhh that sounds good,
I'll start with a glass of white wine please, then, I think they can cook me dinner, want to join me Fee? what shall we make them cook us?

20 May 2005

Ok what can I get you girls?? lol

LAIRD standby for orders :lol:

20 May 2005

Laird already HAS HIS orders.
Now, where's that wine??
kiss

20 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Now, where's that wine??

Chillin'
Where do you want me Jags cool

20 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Laird already HAS HIS orders.
Now, where's that wine??

Whine whine you don't want to hear me whine believe me cool

20 May 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Now, where's that wine??

Chillin'
Where do you want me Jags cool

I want you EVERYWHERE damn it!
Top, bottom and inbetween. Pour the wine on, lick it off.
biggrin

:D :eeek: :eeek:

20 May 2005

TnH comes back to earth after the caffine buzz (not had glass of fat coke for a while) wears off and realises he missed a shag offer... damn... :shock:

20 May 2005

TnH stay close by I have a feeling you may be needed......I dont think The Laird will be enough for Jags :shock:

20 May 2005

:inlove: :inlove:
wave

:wave: :wave:
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:

20 May 2005

Bloomin hell Jags - stop leading them on rolleyes

you know it will all end in tears lol

:lol: :lol:
Kit's tears of laughter as the boys slowly begin to realise that the Girlies rule in the GFZ

20 May 2005

OMG not another one :shock:
Right where's me suitcase

20 May 2005

Bye, bye baby, baby gooooooooooodbyyyyyye lol

:lol: :lol:
Pour me a quick one first though sweetie :twisted:

20 May 2005

:roll:

20 May 2005

Quote by Kit
Bloomin hell Jags - stop leading them on you know it will all end in tears :lol: :lol:

As long as it ends up with those tears splashing on me it's OK!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

20 May 2005

Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?" smile

20 May 2005

Dino

Come in my friend have a drink....leads him over to Jags direction
Right what's your poison :shock:

20 May 2005

Quote by Dino.
Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?"

* This could be fun*
Only if they sign their allegiance to the Girlie rules in blood, sweat and tears (for Jags) and have an honorary degree in wenching :twisted:
Do you feel that you can achieve this Dino?

20 May 2005

ooh thanks, a lucosade would be nice biggrin

20 May 2005

Quote by Kit
Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?"

* This could be fun*
Only if they sign their allegiance to the Girlie rules in blood, sweat and tears (for Jags) and have an honorary degree in wenching :twisted:
Do you feel that you can achieve this Dino? oh my god is that the time ,, erm, gotta go confused

(dino shits himself and bolts for the door) bolt

20 May 2005

Can I apply for a degree in wenching confused

:

20 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Can I apply for a degree in wenching :

you can apply by all means Sarah.
Now, you will require a mentor won't you?????
MrFC - looks like Dino changed his mind about the Lucozade, can't think why dunno

:dunno:

20 May 2005

Kit are you offering to 'mentor' me??
or should I conduct interviews for the position?

20 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Kit are you offering to 'mentor' me??
or should I conduct interviews for the position?

:shock: I know absolutely nothing about wenching Sarah, but am a qualified mentor wink

Ummm, I think 'interviews' are required for the position Sarah, have you got your person spec clear?

20 May 2005

Quote by Kit
Kit are you offering to 'mentor' me??
or should I conduct interviews for the position?

:shock: I know absolutely nothing about wenching Sarah, but am a qualified mentor wink

Ummm, I think 'interviews' are required for the position Sarah, have you got your person spec clear?
I'll have to think about that onje over night :twisted:

20 May 2005

Hello Kit and Sarah wink

Looks like you have the men on the run...........we can't have that now !!! Laird !! 3 wenches awaiting your attention.... :twisted:

20 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Hello Kit and Sarah Looks like you have the men on the run...........we can't have that now !!! Laird !! 3 wenches awaiting your attention.... :twisted:

Why can't we have that?????? I say he can only come back in if he:
1) stays out of the Hot Tub
2) wears his kilt
3) has an honorary degree in wenching
4) can pour drinks and massage my back at the same time
Sounds fair to me
oh and he doesn't say a word :twisted: :twisted:

20 May 2005

Quote by Kit
Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?"

* This could be fun*
Only if they sign their allegiance to the Girlie rules in blood, sweat and tears (for Jags) and have an honorary degree in wenching :twisted:
Do you feel that you can achieve this Dino?
No way! Dino - don't do it (jeez a lot of D's in that sentence - I'm all D'd out) Don't let 'em browbeat ya! Only wenches wench - demarcation issue here. Large scotch and soda pleas Kit <<<cringes in anticipation >>>

20 May 2005

Tune !!! a little word in your ear please evil

noooo ......this way... :twisted:

20 May 2005

Quote by westerross
Dino pops his head round the door , clears his throat ,,,,nerves jangling,,,,
"evening all , are newbies allowed in ?"

* This could be fun*
Only if they sign their allegiance to the Girlie rules in blood, sweat and tears (for Jags) and have an honorary degree in wenching :twisted:
Do you feel that you can achieve this Dino?
No way! Dino - don't do it (jeez a lot of D's in that sentence - I'm all D'd out) Don't let 'em borwbeat ya! Only wenches wench - demarcation issue here. Large scotch and soda pleas Kit <<<cringes in anticipation >>> too late tune , they made me do it , (in blood , sweat n tears) and i feel a propper git dressed in this wenches outfit confused