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Quote by Shireen
F*%K me

If you insist :rascal:
Your place or mine???? :twisted:
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Does this look like the face of concern?? dunno
Just take me wink
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MrFc takes shireen by the hand, leads her round the back of beyond..... :shock:
sensually delfs into her inner dephs and..............WHAM!!!!!!!!
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OMG!!.............. O......M.......G........!!! :shock:
Wow that was good for me!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:smoke: :smoke:
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Quote by Shireen
OMG!!.............. O......M.......G........!!! :shock:
Wow that was good for me!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
:smoke: :smoke:

wink :wink:
Jags
Sex God
rolleyes
Get a room you two!
:roll:
OR get in my dirty talk thread... it's like a mini room really but everyone can overhear!
wink
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:smile2: Too late.........the world has heard...... :high-smile:
easy
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
MrFC sneaks behind the bar and.................
MY ROUND!!!!!!!!

Your round what confused :? :? :? :? :?
dunno lol
Oh and can you two keep the bloody noise down. Some of us have work this afternoon. <<TUTTS>>
Calista
Sex God
Quote by easy
MrFC sneaks behind the bar and.................
MY ROUND!!!!!!!!

Your round what confused :? :? :? :? :?
dunno lol
Oh and can you two keep the bloody noise down. Some of us have work this afternoon. <<TUTTS>>
Could be worse .. you could be trying to sleep off a hefty night's drinking ... a bit like somenoe I know :giggle:
OK .. so the washer has now spun really loudly, the stereo is on loud, any further ideas??????
Cx
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Freckledbird
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Service is crap in here - never got my wine. Had cider though - nice and cold and served by my delightful Mr FB. biggrin
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What a lovely day biggrin
Sun is shining, birds are singing and.........OMG!!!!!!

shireen! how did I get like this?
Pete_sw
Sex God
Ahhhh, home at last, been away from here for far too long, hey everyone wave its good to be back :lol2:
a very large bacon sarnie and a cup of coffee please lol
yum yum
Pxx
Garfield1
Sex God
Bloody hell where did you spring from...
Hows it going lol
easy
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Could be worse .. you could be trying to sleep off a hefty night's drinking ... a bit like somenoe I know :giggle:
OK .. so the washer has now spun really loudly, the stereo is on loud, any further ideas??????
Cx
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Banging the hoover against the bedroom door? dunno :twisted: rotflmao
I also have other ideas as well, but I think they're best in PM form. wink :twisted:
Calista
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Quote by easy
Could be worse .. you could be trying to sleep off a hefty night's drinking ... a bit like somenoe I know :giggle:
OK .. so the washer has now spun really loudly, the stereo is on loud, any further ideas??????
Cx
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Banging the hoover against the bedroom door? dunno :twisted: rotflmao
I also have other ideas as well, but I think they're best in PM form. wink :twisted:
He's awake and up now :rotflmao: the fact that he went for a pee and I nicked the sheets etc off the bed kinda forced him to get up :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Evil??? Moi???
Cx
easy
Sex God
Quote by Calista
He's awake and up now rotflmao the fact that he went for a pee and I nicked the sheets etc off the bed kinda forced him to get up :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Evil??? Moi???
Cx

Not me. I'll sleep on a matress with a jacket over me head. lol
Calista
Sex God
Quote by easy
He's awake and up now rotflmao the fact that he went for a pee and I nicked the sheets etc off the bed kinda forced him to get up :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Evil??? Moi???
Cx

Not me. I'll sleep on a matress with a jacket over me head. lol
Can you call the local park bench a mattress???? dunno
Cx
Sarah
Sex God
Quote by Calista
He's awake and up now rotflmao the fact that he went for a pee and I nicked the sheets etc off the bed kinda forced him to get up :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Evil??? Moi???
Cx

redface surprisedops: err I have just sort of done that!!
:giggle:
Pete_sw
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Quote by felixx1416
Bloody hell where did you spring from...
Hows it going lol

getting better by the day thanks Felix :cheers:
and you really dont want to know where i sprung from,i think 'spawn of the devil' was once mentioned way back somewhen :lol2:
wtf's me bacon butty ffs, i dunno, service in this place has gone to the dogs rolleyes
wink
Drewxcore
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Well! I've just woken up!
Who's serving......or is it me and noones told me
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Quote by Drewxcore
Well! I've just woken up!
Who's serving......or is it me and noones told me

I dont think theres anyone to serve hun. Its like a ghost town in here :scared:
I'll have one of your cocktails though if your making :thumbup: :giggle:
Louise xx
Steve
Sex God
That sounds like a flirt used up ;-)
I'll have a nice cool pint of Boddingtons pls
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
That sounds like a flirt used up ;-)
I'll have a nice cool pint of Boddingtons pls

You banned me from pulling you pints remember!
And as for louise....whats sort of cocktail would you like ? kiss
Steve
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
That sounds like a flirt used up ;-)
I'll have a nice cool pint of Boddingtons pls

You banned me from pulling you pints remember!
And as for louise....whats sort of cocktail would you like ? kiss
Pass me a can then :-)
Drewxcore
Sex God
Quote by Mallock2006
That sounds like a flirt used up ;-)
I'll have a nice cool pint of Boddingtons pls

You banned me from pulling you pints remember!
And as for louise....whats sort of cocktail would you like ? kiss
Pass me a can then :-)
Good idea, the place is looking rather dirty.
*passes mallock a bin*
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by Drewxcore
Good idea, the place is looking rather dirty.
*passes mallock a bin*

Glass of white wine when you boys have finished tidying up......think I might order a chinese as well....anyone else want anything.... biggrin
Steve
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Quote by poshkate

Good idea, the place is looking rather dirty.
*passes mallock a bin*

Glass of white wine when you boys have finished tidying up......think I might order a chinese as well....anyone else want anything.... biggrin
I think someone is mistaken....
Its not the patrons who do the tidying confused
Countess
Sexpert
Quote by poshkate

Good idea, the place is looking rather dirty.
*passes mallock a bin*

Glass of white wine when you boys have finished tidying up......think I might order a chinese as well....anyone else want anything.... biggrin
OOOO that's what me and Easy will be having when he gets in from work ,but while he's away I'll help myself to a cold bottle of beer...
and turn the hot tub on ....
anyone want to join me :twisted: wink
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Countess
and turn the hot tub on ....
anyone want to join me :twisted: wink


..... grabs another bottle from the fridge ....
Absolutely :twisted:
Just had a nice long walk round the nature reserve looking for perving place...... erm looking for erm ... nature rolleyes
I so need a long soak in the hot tub, need a strong man to rub me down with some oils afterwards as well ....
Cx
Countess
Sexpert
Quote by Calista

and turn the hot tub on ....
anyone want to join me :twisted: wink


..... grabs another bottle from the fridge ....
Absolutely :twisted:
Just had a nice long walk round the nature reserve looking for perving place...... erm looking for erm ... nature rolleyes
I so need a long soak in the hot tub, need a strong man to rub me down with some oils afterwards as well ....
Cx
I m sure we can find one or two to oblige us with that ......OH BOYS WHERE ARE YOU
Cal and myself need some attention :twisted: