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GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one and has another for himself
Call me fussy Blue eyes but something a little stronger like white lighning would really hit the spot....leans back and undoes shirt buttons and loosens belt after a long day...wonders what is on the telly .... and where is that remote..... can the tv be changed manually.... ( no do not go there peeps).... all the cooking progs have now finished.... maybe 274 on sky or men and motors... must be something to raise a smile!!!
Gmanxxx
Gmanxxx
Starts to wonder where Sarge is lurking.... not like him to be Awol....SARGE
not sure I like it on my own with a strange lady.... my mother always taught me not to talk to strangers and now here I find myself with two strange although exceedingly charming ladies.... SARGE where the F are you?
Gmanxxx
not sure I like it on my own with a strange lady.... my mother always taught me not to talk to strangers and now here I find myself with two strange although exceedingly charming ladies.... SARGE where the F are you?
Gmanxxx
Blue eyes ,
you are a ministering angel and no mistake..... hungry yes , but pizza no .... I could eat just about anything else, but hey I love to cook so why dont you let me fix you something.... just name it.... in the kitchen I have been told I am pretty good ( move overr Nick Nairn) unless of course you insist....!!!! in which case treat me....
Gmanxxxx
you are a ministering angel and no mistake..... hungry yes , but pizza no .... I could eat just about anything else, but hey I love to cook so why dont you let me fix you something.... just name it.... in the kitchen I have been told I am pretty good ( move overr Nick Nairn) unless of course you insist....!!!! in which case treat me....
Gmanxxxx
Novice
I was undertaking covert procedure on behalf of HM Govt security ministries .... Sarge will officially back me up on that.... sometimes us gov't officials have to go undercover.... an sometimes even have to wear disguises.... and even some other times have to wear the softest of fabrics .... all in the interest of national security.... of course the beard is a bit of a give away but I suffer.... it is for the Queeen after all!
Gmanxxx
I was undertaking covert procedure on behalf of HM Govt security ministries .... Sarge will officially back me up on that.... sometimes us gov't officials have to go undercover.... an sometimes even have to wear disguises.... and even some other times have to wear the softest of fabrics .... all in the interest of national security.... of course the beard is a bit of a give away but I suffer.... it is for the Queeen after all!
Gmanxxx
Sat in the dark in bikers shed. No sign of Biker.
Brrrrr!! Mr FC are you there??? It's fffffffffrrreezing out here. Why did I do it. Why don't I just think before I speak? Bloody girls sitting in our GFZ dicussing their bloody nails. They will be swapping knitting patterns next. Mr FC are you there?? Am I sat in this shed on my own now??
Lights a cigarette and cups hands around it in an attempt to keep warm.
Bet BlueEyes wishes she was in here having a fag now!!
Brrrrr!! Mr FC are you there??? It's fffffffffrrreezing out here. Why did I do it. Why don't I just think before I speak? Bloody girls sitting in our GFZ dicussing their bloody nails. They will be swapping knitting patterns next. Mr FC are you there?? Am I sat in this shed on my own now??
Lights a cigarette and cups hands around it in an attempt to keep warm.
Bet BlueEyes wishes she was in here having a fag now!!
Sorry Sarge it is just My wise to your morecambe.... Both mr and Mrs FC have gone to ensure they remaina funcouple, and even blue eyes sans her plaster ( cunning wench.... she tricked me with that one) has seemingly retired for the not really necessary beauty sleep...
Novice 1 showed up asking awkward security type questions but I think I managed to fool her!!!
Gman
Novice 1 showed up asking awkward security type questions but I think I managed to fool her!!!
Gman
sorry sarge 
the missis called me in got to keep her happy as she can be very assertive if i let her 
she tried to get the girls on her side tonite ! i had to submit weak i know :( but victory will b ours. so the central heating wasnt on in the shed !! how could she unplug the one pleasure i have a bit of piece and quiet away from the house with a few friends . i will have to try and talk her round ! The shed is a gfz offffff limits i will try and b strong and tell her 
wot have i got to lose but u all :( help me out !!!!!!!
the missis called me in got to keep her happy as she can be very assertive if i let her she tried to get the girls on her side tonite ! i had to submit weak i know :( but victory will b ours. so the central heating wasnt on in the shed !! how could she unplug the one pleasure i have a bit of piece and quiet away from the house with a few friends . i will have to try and talk her round ! The shed is a gfz offffff limits i will try and b strong and tell her wot have i got to lose but u all :( help me out !!!!!!! First thing for the morrow mr FC.... separate nics.... It really does harm inteeligence if MRs FC attempts to post as you.... .... how are we to know that she has not pulled on your pants.... a definate security issue ther.... like wise how are we to know you have not pulled on her pants...... was it John Profumo.... or Lord lambton or Jeremby Thorpe!!
Not sure how you go about separate nics... but a PM to Mark will no doubt tell you.... haows about Mr FC and Mrs FC... or something completely diff assert yourself be an individual not just a husband....
fraternal regards
Gman
Not sure how you go about separate nics... but a PM to Mark will no doubt tell you.... haows about Mr FC and Mrs FC... or something completely diff assert yourself be an individual not just a husband....
fraternal regards
Gman
ops: .Gonna change my nic as gmann suggested, that way she can't sneak in and inflict her ways in the gfz! 
Good man Mr FC, seems you have your hands full with MRs FC, and she seems to be learning bad habits from some of the other wenches that frequent the GFZ, am sure you have your ways of bringing her into line
Bit early for mosy folks Mr FC so am getting some jobs done.... paintin etc
a blokes work is never done!!!
now where diid I put that coffee machine...
Gman
Bit early for mosy folks Mr FC so am getting some jobs done.... paintin etc
a blokes work is never done!!!
now where diid I put that coffee machine...
Gman
Why thank you Blue eyes,
I find coffee always helps me think about the chores of the day!!! much thought is needed when painting a ceiling..
what became of you last night, I looked around and all of a sudden you weren't there, you flowers of Scotland are all alike, My own Musselburgh rose is very similar
anyway , that coffee as it comes will be greta no milk no sugar
Many thanx...
now which brush to use...:
gamnxxxx
Mr FC is around somewhere but he maybe undergoing an identuity change
I find coffee always helps me think about the chores of the day!!! much thought is needed when painting a ceiling..
what became of you last night, I looked around and all of a sudden you weren't there, you flowers of Scotland are all alike, My own Musselburgh rose is very similar
anyway , that coffee as it comes will be greta no milk no sugar
Many thanx...
now which brush to use...
: gamnxxxx
Mr FC is around somewhere but he maybe undergoing an identuity change
Artificer puts down chain -saw , wraps rags round boots to muffle sound and tiptoes to GFZ. Peeking through window he sees.....not a lot really. Strains ears to listen for the longed -for timbre of manly voices....hears faint sound.....picks up bits of conversation : 'nails'...'bum'...'big in'....'paint ceiling'....'Gman is painting my nails after ceiling'..'Bilko'...'last seen running'...
Artificer sighs and returns to collect chain-saw to resume logging duties. Notices shed appears to have suffered extensive smoke damage....shakes head and plods off, ferrets and old Fly in tow..
Artificer sighs and returns to collect chain-saw to resume logging duties. Notices shed appears to have suffered extensive smoke damage....shakes head and plods off, ferrets and old Fly in tow..
Actually, this is Will - not Sappho. Though I must say, she seems to have perked up remarkably well!! (Sappho, will you stop doing that while I am typing!!! :shock
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If my spelling and grammar goes somwehat awry during this post I hope you will make allowances :twisted: ooooh Sappho!! :shock:
I received a plaintive call last night from a very poorly Sappho and so had to make a mercy dash to Shropshire
Everything seems much better now and Sappho would like to thank you all for your kind good wishes during her incapacitation. Right, then. Time to head back south and get some work done I suppose. There is no rest for the merciful you know! :angel:
Will
. If my spelling and grammar goes somwehat awry during this post I hope you will make allowances :twisted: ooooh Sappho!! :shock:I received a plaintive call last night from a very poorly Sappho and so had to make a mercy dash to Shropshire
Everything seems much better now and Sappho would like to thank you all for your kind good wishes during her incapacitation. Right, then. Time to head back south and get some work done I suppose. There is no rest for the merciful you know! :angel:
Will
