I too have logs to cut and do manly thngs like painting and spend loads of time down the tip in between painting my toe nails.
Well off to make everyone coffee
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GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one and has another for himself
Come in Corrie, don't be put off by the title, there's always more girls in here!!!
Glad you've come to relieve me of my coffee making duties because I need to go and get the old uniform on now and go to work :cry:
Keep being nice to them whilst I am away, it's really making them feel uneasy!!! :twisted:
Glad you've come to relieve me of my coffee making duties because I need to go and get the old uniform on now and go to work :cry:
Keep being nice to them whilst I am away, it's really making them feel uneasy!!! :twisted:
Sex God
Hi all 
mr fc kindly gave me my own nickname isnt he a darling 
now i can talk to u as me rather than as female of funcouple . The job of findin an avatar has been frustrating 
i shall be poppin in and out of the gfz and checkin up on sarge and gmann to see what they r both upto as they r a bad influence on mr fc :)
mr fc kindly gave me my own nickname isnt he a darling now i can talk to u as me rather than as female of funcouple . The job of findin an avatar has been frustrating i shall be poppin in and out of the gfz and checkin up on sarge and gmann to see what they r both upto as they r a bad influence on mr fc :) 
Sex God
OOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPS !!!!! jAGS sorry 
hope this doesnt cause any probs
hope this doesnt cause any probs Sex God
hi gmann nice to see you are poppin in busy as u r i now have to go and get dinner on for mrFC the good little housewife i am 
:D
:D Mr FC I shall have to search that out next time I am in the blue and yellow store with the silly product names.... Do you suppose this place is so empty cos everyoone is in cardiff for a footie match, Bolton Seems to be Empty!!!!, I am not a supporter but they are a local Team.... so come on Sam's boys
That first pint went down a treat.... I will just have to nip out and get another couple of three litre bottles...
The place is in you safe hands Mr FC
Gman
That first pint went down a treat.... I will just have to nip out and get another couple of three litre bottles...
The place is in you safe hands Mr FC
Gman
WHAT has happened to GFZ??????
This is not a chatroom, it's where the boys and girls watch TV (Dallas anyone?), throw pizza on the floor, pick Sarge up from the floor, search for Arty and Fly, drink white wine, paint our nails and generally have a tip top time.
I think chatting is against the rules..... :lol:
Now get on with pouring us girls a drink, pampering us and looking after us a bit more. Grief.....
This is not a chatroom, it's where the boys and girls watch TV (Dallas anyone?), throw pizza on the floor, pick Sarge up from the floor, search for Arty and Fly, drink white wine, paint our nails and generally have a tip top time.
I think chatting is against the rules.....
:lol: Now get on with pouring us girls a drink, pampering us and looking after us a bit more. Grief.....
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Huh!!! MrsFC has been known to partake in sampling the odd juice now and again. We went to Ikea recently and she bought me a can of Pear Cider to try! mmmmmmmmm!! very moorish!
{Carpathian runs in excitedly}
Did somebody mention Scandanavian Pear Cider ? Marvellous stuff ! Mmmmm, might just pop to Ikea !
Ah, Jags, good afternon ! How are we this very day ?
Its just the room is so empty, I forgot my manners I didn't notice you there! now what can I get you? Carpy - grumpy!!!!
Just been clearing out idiots from photo ads and have had my fill of them. However coming in here should soothe, refresh, restore and relax me - all these blokes rushing around doing things for me, fetching, carrying, stroking and such lovely things.
Need a glass of white wine and my eyes closed for a wee while.
*puts feet on nearest footstool (oops, didn't see you there Sarge ) and starts to reflect on a real gentleman and his real ungentlemanly ways *
Just been clearing out idiots from photo ads and have had my fill of them. However coming in here should soothe, refresh, restore and relax me - all these blokes rushing around doing things for me, fetching, carrying, stroking and such lovely things.
Need a glass of white wine and my eyes closed for a wee while.
*puts feet on nearest footstool (oops, didn't see you there Sarge
) and starts to reflect on a real gentleman and his real ungentlemanly ways * 
Sex God
Let's have a look at these videos... ooh, I haven't seen that one yet. Shall we sit down and watch it together? "Moist Does Manchester". Sounds good.
GOOD evening Moist glad to see you dressed appropriately, whiles your stillstanding will you just get me a nice cold glss of Apple juice and a hot steak sarnie would be good if you could mange it, and feel free to fix something for your self, then if you have nothing better come over here and let me check those chains... Cheers
Gmanxxx
Gmanxxx
Sex God
You're going to the shops dressed like that? Is this normal behaviour down your way? I need to move!
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GOOD evening Moist glad to see you dressed appropriately, whiles your stillstanding will you just get me a nice cold glss of Apple juice and a hot steak sarnie would be good if you could mange it, and feel free to fix something for your self, then if you have nothing better come over here and let me check those chains... Cheers
Gmanxxx
Go get it yourself coz me & Djohn just about to settle down & watch some educational television together...actually could you get a couple of wine glasses while your in the kitchen...Good boy...
**dont bloody walk in front of the screen**
Sex God
I've already got a nice bottle of red here, so we might as well just get started.
Do you have the remote? Can we skip the credits? They're always so dull.
Do you have the remote? Can we skip the credits? They're always so dull.
Sex God
Can we start now? I want to see this! My education is extremely lacking in this area, so I'm particularly eager to learn as much as I can.
Will we be tested on it later?
Will we be tested on it later?
