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GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one and has another for himself

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ok moist lets try that smile but we can't leave out FC sad he's looking very glum :( on the end!
what's that FC youv'e ran out of juice confused but you haven't started yet :? OH! pear juice :)
djohn you promise the cable and the tripod are only for your pleasure!!!
MrsFC Oh no, nobody can be left out. I think the blokes should take turns behind the camera....
have you forsaken me now Djohn??? you aint seen nothing yet ... wink
Poor Sarge ... he is missing so much fun.... how is that camera Djohn?
now Moist come over here .... and enjoy a mature man's lap.... and an expert in the handling of the most delicate of confections....
Gmanxxx
Quote by MrsFC
djohn you promise the cable and the tripod are only for your pleasure!!!

Your pleasure too.
Quote by Moist
you aint seen nothing yet ...

You tease! Show me everything... go on, I dare you! (Let's see if that works as well on you as it did on Will. It worked very well on Will, didn't it, Jags? wink )
hey moist seen as the heatin is low in here i might go and put a few bits on wont b long....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... :sticky: i found my kinky gear but had trouble puttin on my boots havnt worn these in a longtime and have fc handcuffs john sit down and let me handcuff you biggrin you might do yourself damage with all those cables smile gman where have you gone ????????? oh do you want to taste the pear juice !!!!!!
Sneakily pokes head around the GFZ door. Ahaa!!! As I suspected the place is full or women. Does no-one understand the concept of a Girlie Free Zone???
Quietly shuts the door behind him and sneaks off into the night. Wanders off past the Bike Shed. Is that BlueEyes having a crafty fag in there?
I have a cunning plan. I round the corner and come to a big pink door. I pull out the James Bond issue Assorted Door opening Tool from my back pocket and insert it into the lock whilst holding a torch between my teeth. Something moves to my side…….. It’s the Pizza from the GFZ out for a stroll. I wait until it has gone, then with a twist of my wrist the lock opens. I’m in !!!!!
I push the door and it opens with a creak of rusty hinges. Quickly I step inside and shut the door behind me. There is a musky smell, a sure sign that the place hasn’t been used for quite some time. Using the torch I find the light switch and press it down to the on position. The room is blazed with light………….
Continued in another thread !!!
MrsFc, I have to go to work now so I leave you in charge of this lot...but beware I think there are underhand goings on.....I can sense an uprising....(oh thats just gman's lap)...But seriously go & check outside I think we are being used as a diversion for some cunning male ingenuity.......makes a change.
by the way those boots look gorgeous
Mistress Moist :twisted:
Artificer enters sweating profusely, covered in tree brash, cow muck and clutching an old fashioned flagon....
What the Sam Hill is going on in here!! I've just cleared half the trees in Shropshire and ache from head to helmet..I NEED A SIT DOWN!! banghead Gman ! Get those pointy heeled shoes off, get that chain from round your neck and stop genuflecting infront of Moist! Move off that Sofa -NOW-by the sweat on me Granny's jockstrap, what has become of this place. ...What, oh hell, don't cry Gman, I didn't mean to shout, I'm just buggered up. Look , put that poncy white cider down and get you muff-ticklers round this...this is PROPER cider...yep, genuine , belly burning, brain addling, dick numbing SCRUMPY!!!! lol Alcohol level? Lord only knows, alcohol is the least of your worries drinking this stuff! Harry O does biological surveys on it. By hell, you can drink it, throw it up, and still use it strip paint.... Oh, hello all you folks, what's the film? Brief Encounter? Oh, Trevor Howard has taken his hat off...no, this is all wrong! He's supposed to take something out of her eye...not extract the contents of her abdomen from underneath! oh, ....it's a mucky vid...isn't there any Rugby on? Hello Mr and Mrs FC....fancy a game of cards? Oh, hello Moist, fancy an arm wrestle? By the warts on me Granny's nose, look at the tupping-spoon on that bloke...bet he has to keep that in a holster....yawns you know, I could murder a bacon butty ... any of you ladies fancy doing the honours? I'll let you have a slurp of my scrumpy.....no, Lord above, where's Alex!! She knew JUST how I liked me bread cut...and where's me old butty Sarge? What, shut up, oh, was I disturbing you...well, looks like it would take a hydraulic jack to disturb the bloke on that film...duck's giblets...I could club a heifer to death with that...can you get those from Ikea? what, alright, no need to use long words, you know I don't understand 'em!! Oh, bugger it, I'm off. Come on Fly, leave Gman alone...get off his back you crazy dog!...don't you know he's a 'H'official'..he'll have you banged up in the Tower. come on ferrets, here Fred, here Jill, before Moist uses you to test her new tyres. Let's go down the 'Bull and Dog', at least we can watch the insects in the upholstery!!
P.S I already have a spy on the inside.......
can't trust these police types .... in or out of their knickers ( no matter how damn good they look out of them)
even her chains have ears.... watch out guys.... and now she styles herself mistress Moist!!!.... good job I genuflected just in time!!!
Gmanxxx
Well mrs FC Moist has gone and sohas Mr Fc cant' find Djohn anywher so it is apparently me and thee...
Gmanxxxx
Psssst!! How's it going Gman??? Are you keeping those women amused?? Good man, keep your pecker up!!
have we two been too wrapped up in the film that we have not missed everyone leavin confused by the way do you like my boots smile gmanxxxx fc has disappeared i think he is pineing for sarge!!!!
Mrs FC it is and was a delight to be wrapped up with you.... I am concerned about FC's delight with the military types... but i am sure you can cure him of that, I trust that you learned loads about Moist's activities in manchester.... but now if youhave to gio and sort out FC I will understand.... BUT if you would prefer to stay for some extracirricular fun so be it....
I am happy either way,,, but I suspect after all that pear cider FC maybe worse for wear and of no use to no woman,,,, wear as I still have digital control!!!! evil :evil:
Gmanxxxx wink :wink:
Quote by gmanxxx
Mrs FC it is and was a delight to be wrapped up with you.... I am concerned about FC's delight with the military types... but i am sure you can cure him of that, I trust that you learned loads about Moist's activities in manchester.... but now if youhave to gio and sort out FC I will understand.... BUT if you would prefer to stay for some extracirricular fun so be it....
I am happy either way,,, but I suspect after all that pear cider FC maybe worse for wear and of no use to no woman,,,, wear as I still have digital control!!!! evil :evil:
Gmanxxxx wink :wink:

hey, Gman, what's this digital control, I confess, that Jags woman has my sap rising and I might well need to control my digits....you know, even my ferrets are impressed...
Ooooooooh - I LOVE a guy whose sap is rising so early in the year... must be spring where you live Arty cos it's still the frozen north where I am (oh, except for Thursday when I made a special trip to the microwave to defrost myself in readiness for the charms and attention of Allgood!) cos all is still frosty.
Do your ferrets like the frost????
Mrs FC allow me to throw thsi jacket around you rdelicious assets and lead you back closer to hubby.... I hear he is pine ing.... either for you or for some military type,,,, you have noiticed this before have you not?
I understand that they have a strict knock knock sytem in place to fool most ladies but I will get you past their security...
Gmanxxx
Trust me...
Marches in
Throws out the dossers
Closes the windows
Looks for the drunks behind the sofa
Douses the fire
Hides the remote
Leaves the carroty mess where it's been for TWO WEEKS
Closes the fridge door (what some men will do for limelight!!)
Closes the curtains cos the neighbours have called the police
Closes the door
-- LOCKS the door
Slips the key between my divine breasts for safekeeping!

kiss Night all - it's been good. :sleeping: :sleeping: