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GFZ - No Superheroes Allowed

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
"runs in quickly and takes down the coatrack to stop anyone hanging up supercapes!"
Anyone for a large one?
lol
Quote by Mal
Anyone for a large one?
lol

Bloody hell, I thought you would never offer :P
Make mine a double vodka Mal, I need it :lol:
Sex God
Quote by tallnhairy
I could be tempted Mal ;)

wave
Hello
Putting on the jacuzzi and getting white wine and grapes ready.......... :P
Quote by Sarah
I could be tempted Mal ;)

wave
Hello
Putting on the jacuzzi and getting white wine and grapes ready.......... :P
Prefer a cola... but if you serving anything will do me smile
could do with a large glass of white please barman
Quote by Ukwineman
could do with a large glass of white please barman

me too hun....might as well get a bottle of it to share thanks barman... biggrin now has anyone got any music.....I fancy a boogie..... :D
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Anyone for a large one?
lol

Bloody hell, I thought you would never offer :P
Make mine a double vodka Mal, I need it :lol:
A double? Is that one for each.......................................... :twisted:
Quote by Mal
A double? Is that one for each.......................................... :twisted:

Sure is, one for each hand please bar man lol
Quote by poshkate
could do with a large glass of white please barman

me too hun....might as well get a bottle of it to share thanks barman... biggrin now has anyone got any music.....I fancy a boogie..... :D
you can boogie with me im celerbrating i think :silly: my divorce goes to court in 3 weeks :shock:
Quote by Ukwineman
you can boogie with me im celerbrating i think :silly: my divorce goes to court in 3 weeks :shock:

drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies:
Quote by poshkate

you can boogie with me im celerbrating i think :silly: my divorce goes to court in 3 weeks :shock:

drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies:
is that one for every week :giggle:
Quote by Ukwineman

you can boogie with me im celerbrating i think :silly: my divorce goes to court in 3 weeks :shock:

drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies:
is that one for every week :giggle:
If you like hun kiss right you grab the wine and we can hit the dancefloor :bounce:
Quote by poshkate

you can boogie with me im celerbrating i think :silly: my divorce goes to court in 3 weeks :shock:

drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies:
is that one for every week :giggle:
If you like hun kiss right you grab the wine and we can hit the dancefloor :bounce:
ok mind your toes i have 2 size 11 left feet :giggle:
no super heroes allowed...?
not even kilted cocoa-drinking hard livin' tired old fogies... like... him over there?
lp
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OK who mentiond dancing because I could be tempted :giggle:
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Quote by LondonPlaything
no super heroes allowed...?
not even kilted cocoa-drinking hard livin' tired old fogies... like... him over there?
lp
*whips up a frothy top for lp,and gets his slippers out for him*
Good morning.
Im offering brekkie to anyone who fancys a threesome wink lol
louise xx
Quote by louise_and_joe
Good morning.
Im offering brekkie to anyone who fancys a threesome wink lol
louise xx

Brekkie? This late in the morning?
We've already been to the shops, changed the bedding, had breakfast, put the washing on, emptied the dishwasher and banned some buggers already!! :lol:
Just got to polish the cat now! :shock:
Mal
:wink:
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Oii
You leave the cat alone. It is quite happy sat on the window ledge in the sun!
And breakfast was very nice thank you.
Louise, you are welcome round here any time to cook breakfast lol
Quote by Mal
Good morning.
Im offering brekkie to anyone who fancys a threesome wink lol
louise xx

Brekkie? This late in the morning?
We've already been to the shops, changed the bedding, had breakfast, put the washing on, emptied the dishwasher and banned some buggers already!! :lol:
Just got to polish the cat now! :shock:
Mal
:wink:
oh gives us a break :shock: it is saturday.
So you dont want brekkie then :wink:
just asking :giggle:
louise xx
Quote by Sarah
Oii
You leave the cat alone. It is quite happy sat on the window ledge in the sun!
And breakfast was very nice thank you.
Louise, you are welcome round here any time to cook breakfast lol

Seeing as youve had yours wink i'll do you two tommorow :lol:
Brekkie, that is :wink:
louise xx
hi louise is that brekkie still going, i soo need some food. not woken up yet surprised i can even type
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I've been working on a mates uni revision all morning so I'm starving, been off my food a couple of days and I need to catch up.
Anyone fancy tea and toast with massive fLuck off slices of bread dunno
Quote by Dawnie
Anyone fancy tea and toast with massive fLuck off slices of bread dunno

With real butter?
No Marmite?
Yes please biggrin
Quote by Dawnie
I've been working on a mates uni revision all morning so I'm starving, been off my food a couple of days and I need to catch up.
Anyone fancy tea and toast with massive fLuck off slices of bread dunno

...............with Marmite?? Hubba hubba!!! :lickface:
Quote by Mal
...............with Marmite?? Hubba hubba!!! :lickface:

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Quote by Freckledbird

Anyone fancy tea and toast with massive fLuck off slices of bread dunno

With real butter?
No Marmite?
Yes please biggrin
Oh real butter, not had that in ages but I think we should :lol2:
Quote by Freckledbird

...............with Marmite?? Hubba hubba!!! :lickface:

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Harder than that FB, kick him in the goolies while you're at it :kick:
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Quote by Dawnie

Anyone fancy tea and toast with massive fLuck off slices of bread dunno

With real butter?
No Marmite?
Yes please biggrin
Oh real butter, not had that in ages but I think we should :lol2:
Quote by Freckledbird

...............with Marmite?? Hubba hubba!!! :lickface:

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Harder than that FB, kick him in the goolies while you're at it :kick:
Oii you 2, leave Mal alone lol he is busy washing his car now, and I wouldn't want his attention diverted from that job!!
Now Louise, we will have breakfast at 9am tomorrow morning please :P