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good job we have an 8 seater jacuzzi
Champagne will be fine, Gman!
Sorry to hear about Fred, Wilma. You must be gutted to miss the munch, only one thing for it...
Get sloshed! lol
well the possibilities are endless anything alcoholic :cheers:
Just empty the contents of your drinks fridge into a tall glass could make up a new swinging heaven cocktail
Wilma I have a bottle with your name on it ... BE you want the full bottle too? what about you other ladies Bunny what about you?what is your delight?
gamnxxxx
Ooo what a great idea, Bunny!!!
*walks over to the GFZ fridge*
Someone get a massive bowl! :twisted: :twisted:
It is not because Fred is poorly that we are not going to the munch but as it has turned out we would not have been able to go as a result of his health. But hey ho....crack open the bottle and let's enjoy the GFZ.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Yea Blue Eyes one massive bowl coming up need some ice too.
gman can you get the ice for us please. And remember its for the drinks
so wilma as the only gent in the GFZ what can I get you... I dont care what the boys may say I am still the gent so climb into the jacuzzi wiht the others and i will get the drinks
and stop laughing at my bits they have their moments
*starts taking bottles out of the fridge*
Well stocked this week I see! lol
Okay so it si a bunny / BE punch/// girls you take the chance.... on you own head be it
Bunny pray tell what is that that you are wearing or rather not wering .... have to say you do look good enough to eat....!
I think me and Blue Eyes can handle it made of strong stuff up here in Scotland. Don't know about you gman can you handle it? Wire in girls cocktails on their way
and what about you other gorgeous ladies... the usual GFZ guys are going to be so jealous so paray tell me what they are missing
Well gman I thought I was coming in here to be a serving girl so I guess that explains my little outfit wink Is it too much?
Will we bother cutting up oranges for the punch? They just soak up the alcohol anyway, plus I'm too pissed to use a knife!!
Naw leave out the oranges it just spoils the taste of the alcohol just put in more alcohol
Well Bunny if you are going to get in the jacuzzi I may well have to relieve you foth e serving wenc outfit
just you stand still and Iwil do the undressing....he he
pray tell me bunny how come yo have no under garments what sort of woman are you....?
redface Oh i forgot to put the rest of my stuff on did I? Och well less to take off then wink That jacuzzi is hot need more alcohol Blue Eyes hope there is plenty left or have you drank it all yet. Be careful with that knife I don't know if gman wants to be a eunuch
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redface Be careful with that knife I don't know if gman wants to be a eunuch

WHAT
I may be a jaffa but a eunuch I aint redy for so careful girls
I take it you'll want it in a pint glass, Bunny?
wink
Definitely Blue Eyes only my third tonite. Why does gman suddenly look so attractive ? alcohol is such a terrible thing. Can't take advantage of him either seeing as he is the only man here or can we.......
I think it's the law to take advantage of the blokes in here, Bunny!
:twisted:
Lays back and hopes and trusts
god i am such a tart
be gentle with me
Gmanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Lays back and hopes and trusts
god i am such a tart
be gentle with me
Gmanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Well gman I thought I was coming in here to be a serving girl so I guess that explains my little outfit wink Is it too much?

Bunny - you are clothed?
I came for the jacuzzi - so my bithday suit here!
Alex
me here birthday suited and I expect nothing less from the wenches that may come here all dressed but hey lets be all equal climb on in friend
who say s mids munch will have all the fun
I wasn't sure how to dress Alex I will know for the next time though. But in the jacuzzi now so birthday suit it is. gman I think we will make you suffer for now......
Right back from playing nurse maid........ oh what fun watersports!!!!!!!
Oh I see it's a jacuzzi ......... I have been to one of these parties before!! wink
hey ppl Im lost after five pages what was the thread again? confused