GFZ - Of nipples, munches, and two men mowing a meadow

14 Mar 2004

Jags, where's the kisses sad

:rose:

14 Mar 2004

Night Wilma - be thankful that the new slimline Fred hasn't slid down my cleavage too!
Sleep tight
x xx

14 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
Jags, where's the kisses :rose:

STILL haven't given out any Jags Snogs this weekend.... double ration next week, but only if Kate is found alive and well - think he might suffocate in his bivvy.

14 Mar 2004

Mr FC - follow the rope, I've cleared a path through the undergrowth, just keep slowly going down until you feel the ground start to writhe under you - you will be in the right place then!

14 Mar 2004

Evenin' all!
(Sorry Mr FC, is that line copyright?)
Well, where the Sam Hill is everyone.....what's that muffled sound? Oh , now that's careless, someone's attached a rope to the leg of the GFZ sofa. Tut. could be dangerous..... I'll soon sort that...
cuts rope with huge sheath knife pulled from behind back (Mick Dundee eat your heart out)......strange cries of aaaarrrrggggghhhhh!!! arise from ...somewhere the Artificer has never been
Oh bugger it, I only came to see if I could filch a Jags snog anyway.
I could have sworn I heard Kat, Stu and Mr FC....
Anyway, better go and see if Bilko has finished the digging yet...funny, sounds like someone shouting for help.... from a very dark, scary place....spooky rolleyes

14 Mar 2004

My cleavage isn't dark or spooky or scary, it's a place of repose, rest, recreation, joy, pleasure and relaxation. Pity the blokes are lost in there now, a bit like having my very own set of leve eggs permanently attached...love it, love it love it.
Arty - I just gave all my Jags Weekend Special Snogs to the poorly Fred (from a distance) but I've got one in the reserve section for you - pucker up... passionkiss

14 Mar 2004

OOOHH!! It's dark down here, HELLOOOOO!!!! anybody here? Where did these monkeys come from?

14 Mar 2004

:cry: :cry: you don't like being there?????
I need a doorman to eject the unruly, the drunk and the unappreciative!

14 Mar 2004

This is like paradise biggrin

WOW! I could spend the rest of my life down here :D :D

14 Mar 2004

jags , he said bravely, there i an element of bravely about you snog away...
gmanxx

14 Mar 2004

Ah, you found the soft velvety bits the MrFC, If you lie back, and look north, there between the twin peeks with the watchtowers on top, on the horizon, just there in the middle, you can see ............ right up her nose!
Right, if we are going to be here for the night, we need to secure ourselves, right, pass me one of those ring things, shall we go for nipple, belly button, or clitoris?
lhk
Kat

14 Mar 2004

P.S.
Don't worry about the rope, I can't think of anyone off hand who would be daft enough to untie it or cut it!
lhk
Kat

14 Mar 2004

I don't snog the unappreciative
WTF is ALLGOOD when I need him- he LOVES being in the valley of my breasts and wouldn't mind lying in the delta of my thighs!!
OK boys - enjoy it whilst you can, I eject at midnight! Let's see if you can make an impression...
lol

:lol:

14 Mar 2004

I don't snog the unappreciative
WTF is ALLGOOD when I need him - he LOVES being in the valley of my breasts and wouldn't mind lying in the delta of my thighs!!
OK boys - enjoy it whilst you can, I eject at midnight! Let's see if you can make an impression... [/quote
1155 Mr FC, find a nipple, sink your teeth in, and hold on for dear life!

14 Mar 2004

OOOOOOOOh!! WHO told you I like my nipples bitten??? Unfair advantage being taken!!!
wink

:wink: :wink:

14 Mar 2004

Found nipple I think) I can't bite though I've been told by Mrs to gently caress and suck:doh: no no no :doh: got to be strong!! I'VE GOT THE NIP!!!PLE

14 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
Found nipple I think) I can't bite though I've been told by Mrs to gently caress and suck:doh: no no no :doh: got to be strong!! I'VE GOT THE NIP!!!PLE

Someone's been telling tales out of school here (looks round forum) - can't resist a good nipple suck, or caress or bite...
HELP!!! BEING SEDUCED HERE... I'm orgasmic, get them out of me!!!

14 Mar 2004

psst... MrFC. You missed a spot. No, not there. There. Down a bit... left a bit... that's the one! See what effect it has? Don't let her know I told you, OK?

14 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
psst... MrFC. You missed a spot. No, not there. There. Down a bit... left a bit... that's the one! See what effect it has? Don't let her know I told you, OK?

TRAITOR!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm

14 Mar 2004

Damn! I've been found out. I'll have to whisper more quietly next time.

14 Mar 2004

Under Ultraviolet light the following is revealed as the full text of DJohns posting:

Quote by DJohn
Damn! I've been found out. I'll have to whisper more quietly next time. At least Jags didn't hear me last night telling everyone about Jags fondness for having her nipples bitten.

DJOHN! I would never have told her - even under torture!
lhk
Kat

14 Mar 2004

KATE... you traitor too!!! Night, sleep well tucked into the bosom of my bosom!!
I'd like an early morning call please - on lick on the left and two on the right one!!

14 Mar 2004

Jags!!! Wooh! Mrs fc is partial to nipple sucking and tweaking biggrin

Enjoy!!

14 Mar 2004

*Lies back and enjoys the attention that her nipples are getting (JOY OH JOY) but wonders, in passing, why men don't like having their nipples given the same treatment*

14 Mar 2004

They do, Jags. But men are constructed a little differently to women. They have that strangely-shaped third nipple.

14 Mar 2004

Where??? Between their legs????
Not a good answer....

14 Mar 2004

Oh shit, you said crampons Kat? Misheard you!! Iâ€™ve just spent an hour looking for an all night chemist. Guess you donâ€™t want these then?!!! redface

ops: :oops: :oops:

14 Mar 2004

TIME GENTLEMAN PLEASE...
5 minute warning of GFZ closing...I've still got the key and I aim to use it!!

14 Mar 2004

OH! no nipples that's aggravating!!

14 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
OH! no nipples that's aggravating!!

TOO LATE!!!
It's been fun... well, more than fun, it's been great!!!
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