To be honest I was just passing through myself - seem to have dropped my wonderful magic poetry pen here last night.
{grabs ordinary biro from table}
See:-
Once upon a time
I could write a rhyme
but with this crappy pen
I can't
Now, where was that pen........?
{Carpathian searches GFZ)
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GFZ - Sarge, Hughies, and Ralphs
Hello Guys
Back from the football and the night out. As pissed as you like but still wondering why Gary Neville got himself sent off. Don't know if it is wise for me to be here in this state, but, hey, what the heck???!!! No sign of that B.O. women? Wonder where she went??
Something is wrong.......the GFZ without any girls!!!! What's going on?? Have they got the message at last or have they suddenly got lives?? (I suspect the latter!!!) Drunk in charge of aTank!!!
Back from the football and the night out. As pissed as you like but still wondering why Gary Neville got himself sent off. Don't know if it is wise for me to be here in this state, but, hey, what the heck???!!! No sign of that B.O. women? Wonder where she went??
Something is wrong.......the GFZ without any girls!!!! What's going on?? Have they got the message at last or have they suddenly got lives?? (I suspect the latter!!!) Drunk in charge of aTank!!!
Sarge :cheers: :crazy:
there's not even a girlie here to get our drinks for us, I'm stunned, if not shocked by this. Oh what the hell, that pizza's looking quite tempting now, if only I can capture it !
Where the hell is Misschief with our drinks, she did a grand job of being our topless waitress lastnight :rascal:
there's not even a girlie here to get our drinks for us, I'm stunned, if not shocked by this. Oh what the hell, that pizza's looking quite tempting now, if only I can capture it !
Where the hell is Misschief with our drinks, she did a grand job of being our topless waitress lastnight :rascal:
Sgt Bilko nods in agreement, leans back on the bar, misses by a good 2 feet falls on the floor and pours the full contents of his pint pot over his face. Stands up and hopes that Brumlad wasn't watching!
I think Misschief is enjoying this topless lark. She was last seen auditioning for a part as a newsreader on Men and Motors!!
Getting our own beer is a smal price to pay for a GFZ that is GF!!!!
On with the men talk, how do you think Brum will get on in the replay??? Seems strange talking men-talk in the GFZ!!!!
I think Misschief is enjoying this topless lark. She was last seen auditioning for a part as a newsreader on Men and Motors!!
Getting our own beer is a smal price to pay for a GFZ that is GF!!!!
On with the men talk, how do you think Brum will get on in the replay??? Seems strange talking men-talk in the GFZ!!!!
stops wrestling with the pizza, what was that loud thud ??? Looks around and just sees Sarge picking up another bottle of beer from off the floor, strange 
To be honest Sarge, not too sure, as we're not exactly the most consistant bunch out there, however, they might just surprise me ! Hey, this is a cracking drop of beer, if only i'd remembered to get jags to stock the fridge up yesterday.
I'm half expecting one of them girlies to burst in and censor this man talk :eeek:
To be honest Sarge, not too sure, as we're not exactly the most consistant bunch out there, however, they might just surprise me ! Hey, this is a cracking drop of beer, if only i'd remembered to get jags to stock the fridge up yesterday.
I'm half expecting one of them girlies to burst in and censor this man talk :eeek:
Sappho pokes head around the door, obviously interrupting a blokey chat
Hi guys,
Don't suppose there's any chance of a drink is there? Just spent the evening with 22 manic kids, a DJ who insisted on playing Agadoo instead of Nirvana and my ex. Don't let me spoil the conversation, just something alcoholic in my right hand will do nicely. I shall curl up quietly in the corner of the sofa and chill.
Hi guys,
Don't suppose there's any chance of a drink is there? Just spent the evening with 22 manic kids, a DJ who insisted on playing Agadoo instead of Nirvana and my ex. Don't let me spoil the conversation, just something alcoholic in my right hand will do nicely. I shall curl up quietly in the corner of the sofa and chill.
Right Saaappphooo, feeling as drunk as I dooo, I now have the confidensh to tell how I really feeeeel abououout youoo. I think youe are absalououtelyyy ..........................................zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
Sgt Bilko ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Sgt Bilko ZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Sarge? Sarge? Are you okay?
Out cold. Okay, into the recovery position, over you go. Now, I need a blanket... sod it, looks like the pizza will have to do.
Here, here boy! Come and cuddle up to Sarge...
I wonder what he was going to say? Guess I'll never know. Time for bed, I guess.
Night Sarge, night pizza.
Out cold. Okay, into the recovery position, over you go. Now, I need a blanket... sod it, looks like the pizza will have to do.
Here, here boy! Come and cuddle up to Sarge...
I wonder what he was going to say? Guess I'll never know. Time for bed, I guess.
Night Sarge, night pizza.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Wakes up cuddling the furry pizza. How did I get here?? Who put me to bed?? Who's lipstick is this on my cheek??? Never again!!!Ohh my head hurts. Stop the world I want to get off!!!
COFFEE, I NEED COFFEE!!!! SOMEONE TAKE PITY ON ME!!! EVEN YOU LADY BO!!! HEEELP!!!!!
Sgt Bilko
Think the lipstick is probably Twisted Sister's - looks like her shade. I only do STRONG coffee sarge, it'll knock your bowels out.
Love it when the blokes can't take their booze.
*Yeugh - what is this pile of mushy carrots doing next to Sarge's sofa?? He wasn't... OMG he was!*
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*Yeugh - what is this pile of mushy carrots doing next to Sarge's sofa?? He wasn't... OMG he was!*
Sarge, nice one ! That should stain the carpet perfectly !!!!
Hair of the dog Sarge :beer:
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and each orders a pint of beer. When the drinks arrive they notice that all three pints have a fly in them.
The Englishman just looks at his pint in disgust and pushes it away.
The Irishman picks out the fly with his fingers, throws it on the floor and proceeds to drink his beer.
The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, and holds it over the drinking saying, "Come on you little git, spit it out!"
artificer dashes into GFZ with a sheepskin rug tied to his back
Baaaa! Baaaa! I'm a sheep-not a human -you Aliens have no use for me...I'm not even a real sheep-just a clone...sings
'Well hello, Dolly,
This is Art, Dolly,
It's so good to have your bits where mine belong..
God,still nobody about; I was right to sleep with the sheep last night...muses on the sweet little face that the Texel ewe has....but pulls himself together... Smells in here-of Bodingtons-Bodingtons mixed with carrots? What's this by the Sofa-orangey coloured mush covering a programme from Man Utd v Man City....and Sarge's little model tank. Oh no, they've got him. Looks like he put up a fight though-that orange stuff must be Alien blood! It's everywhere-looks like Jags' footprint in it ..damn, her as well. Good old Sarge, I'll miss him. Nothing else ..hang on ..Carpathian's poetry book...let's have a look...'Sappho', 'Sappho', 'Sappho', 'Ducks' (??)
,'Water,Water' ...that's it-a clue. The first two letters are WA. I KNEW it was her!!Good old Carpathian, managed to 'cunningly' scribble down a clue before they took him...brave lad..well I say cunningly, probably a letter or two missed out there ,knowing him..and look, a photo of Alex (first time I've seen her silent)-Gman must have clung to it -with his other hand, not the 'slow' one he's so proud of-to the last. Brave soul.
That's enough for me : I'm back to the sheep shed. I thought I might be going slightly mad..now I know, it's the rest of them...I'm off...
But mustn't be sad..
'All the World's a stage
and all the men and women merely players
They have their exits and their entrances.'
My friend Will taught me that, he wrote it: clever bloke Will. Wonder if they've nabbed him?
scuttles out baaing and gamboling-he'll probably lose..
Baaaa! Baaaa! I'm a sheep-not a human -you Aliens have no use for me...I'm not even a real sheep-just a clone...sings
'Well hello, Dolly,
This is Art, Dolly,
It's so good to have your bits where mine belong..
God,still nobody about; I was right to sleep with the sheep last night...muses on the sweet little face that the Texel ewe has....but pulls himself together... Smells in here-of Bodingtons-Bodingtons mixed with carrots? What's this by the Sofa-orangey coloured mush covering a programme from Man Utd v Man City....and Sarge's little model tank. Oh no, they've got him. Looks like he put up a fight though-that orange stuff must be Alien blood! It's everywhere-looks like Jags' footprint in it ..damn, her as well. Good old Sarge, I'll miss him. Nothing else ..hang on ..Carpathian's poetry book...let's have a look...'Sappho', 'Sappho', 'Sappho', 'Ducks' (??)
,'Water,Water' ...that's it-a clue. The first two letters are WA. I KNEW it was her!!Good old Carpathian, managed to 'cunningly' scribble down a clue before they took him...brave lad..well I say cunningly, probably a letter or two missed out there ,knowing him..and look, a photo of Alex (first time I've seen her silent)-Gman must have clung to it -with his other hand, not the 'slow' one he's so proud of-to the last. Brave soul.That's enough for me : I'm back to the sheep shed. I thought I might be going slightly mad..now I know, it's the rest of them...I'm off...
But mustn't be sad..
'All the World's a stage
and all the men and women merely players
They have their exits and their entrances.'
My friend Will taught me that, he wrote it: clever bloke Will. Wonder if they've nabbed him?
scuttles out baaing and gamboling-he'll probably lose..
Grief - the Ruskies have let loose a nerve gas in the air - scrambled minds are spreading throughout GFZ!
*seals doors and windows. No-one allowe out until disinfection takes place, chemical showers installed and white papers suits issued and put on*
ALERT!!!
ALERT!!!!
Lock up your loo - stuff paper up your taps. Enemy at the doors. Where's Dad's Army when you need them?This could be the WMD coming across from the bad guys - yanks to the right of us, yanks to the left of us......
*seals doors and windows. No-one allowe out until disinfection takes place, chemical showers installed and white papers suits issued and put on*
ALERT!!!
ALERT!!!!
Lock up your loo - stuff paper up your taps. Enemy at the doors. Where's Dad's Army when you need them?This could be the WMD coming across from the bad guys - yanks to the right of us, yanks to the left of us......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Wakes up !! What a strange dream I was singing a song to a Kling-on about aliens and Russians. Arty was playing with a sheep whilst quoting Carpy's poetry and Brumlad was just sitting there drinking beer while someone was shouting that they need some LERTS.
Sits up and brushes the carrotty mush off his chest and thinks "If we leave that there long enough we will have a friend for the pizza!!"
Ohh!! Gimmee a beer. What have I missed???
Sgt Bilko
Sits up and brushes the carrotty mush off his chest and thinks "If we leave that there long enough we will have a friend for the pizza!!"
Ohh!! Gimmee a beer. What have I missed???
Sgt Bilko
Quote by artificer
!!Good old Carpathian, managed to 'cunningly' scribble down a clue before they took him...brave lad..well I say cunningly, probably a letter or two missed out there ,knowing him..and look, a photo of Alex (first time I've seen her silent)-Gman must have clung to it -with his other hand, not the 'slow' one he's so proud of-to the last. Brave soul.
-..
Art Sarge Brumlad Carpie,
et al... sorry not to be in GFZ much this weekend....Last night lost all Pics of the delightful Alex , as well as other treasured pics.... as HDD gave up the ghost last night.... am writing from a second machine.... how often do I have to tell myself to back up regularly? last one was Jan.... so much lost.... and also many e mail addies....
Hey ho , now to start reloading everything....
Enjoy GFZ guys.... am off the apple juice as I need to concentrate....
Cheers
Gman
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as HDD gave up the ghost last night.... am writing from a second machine.... how often do I have to tell myself to back up regularly? last one was Jan.... so much lost.... and also many e mail addies....
My power-supply is squealing like a small creature is stuck in there so you saying this maybe a precautionary tale to us up - get those floppies (matron !) and CD-R's a running !
Carpathian
