Guys, I must warn you....the combination of toxic gases, furry pizzas with a fresh carrot topping, and the alien invasion last night, is seriously urging me to unleash a joke, a joke so terrible that no-one has ever been able to measure it.... :crazy: I think I'm starting to crack under the pressure
Must.....
Not......
Give......
In......
To......
Their.....
Demands......
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GFZ - Sarge, Hughies, and Ralphs
AAAARRRGHHHH Not only have I just been Dared, but Triple Dared :eeek: :shock:
Must ... Not....
Oh bugger it, don't say I didn't warn you :silly:
I'm SORRY !!!
Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office.
'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other night, you were blo*dy hopeless, completely off form.'
'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.'
'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids Ok?'
'Oh, they're fine, it's just that something is really bugging me and I'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head up.' 'Whatever's the matter?' says fergie 'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle the other day and.........'
'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing sh*t because of a blo*dy jigsaw?' 'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head in!' says David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy on the box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I just can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........'
'David, David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and quick.'
'Ok boss, but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I can't do it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it looks easy but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... on the box...er.....sorry boss.' 'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the blo*dy jigsaw and let's have a look shall we. It can't be that difficult'. 'Thanks boss.' says David.
So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. 'Here it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, 'look boss, it's a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything but I just can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and everything..'
Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk. Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his hands and says to Beckham........
'Put the Frosties back in the box David'............
Must ... Not....
Oh bugger it, don't say I didn't warn you :silly:
I'm SORRY !!!
Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office.
'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance against Leeds the other night, you were blo*dy hopeless, completely off form.'
'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few problems at home.'
'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids Ok?'
'Oh, they're fine, it's just that something is really bugging me and I'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football and it's really messing me head up.' 'Whatever's the matter?' says fergie 'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw puzzle the other day and.........'
'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing sh*t because of a blo*dy jigsaw?' 'Yeah boss, but you don't understand, it's really doing me head in!' says David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy on the box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I just can't get it right and it's doing my head in and, and.........'
'David, David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and quick.'
'Ok boss, but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it looks really easy on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and everything but I can't do it and it's doing my head in and.......and....it's a Tiger and it looks easy but it's really hard and er, it's a Tiger and everything, er... on the box...er.....sorry boss.' 'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the blo*dy jigsaw and let's have a look shall we. It can't be that difficult'. 'Thanks boss.' says David.
So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office. 'Here it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the box, 'look boss, it's a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and everything but I just can't do it and it's really hard and its doing my head in and everything..'
Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk. Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his hands and says to Beckham........
'Put the Frosties back in the box David'............
:rotflmao: On that ungracious note I am now closing GFZ.
*runs around chaining Carp to the radiator for his insolence and Sarge for his lack of vomit control. Closes windows with boy smell intact, takes fuse out of the vacuum, hides the dusters and airfresheners and leaves all the empty beer cans and uneaten pizza in the middle of the floor"
Ha! I'm away next weekend - so how the boys like their GFZ then!!!
:lol:
*runs around chaining Carp to the radiator for his insolence and Sarge for his lack of vomit control. Closes windows with boy smell intact, takes fuse out of the vacuum, hides the dusters and airfresheners and leaves all the empty beer cans and uneaten pizza in the middle of the floor"
Ha! I'm away next weekend - so how the boys like their GFZ then!!!
:lol: 