Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - love the uniform!
Looking forward to the remaining 98 ways to invade my cleavage!!
My glass needs refilling please :P :P :P
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Sex God
Intravenous Brains Bitter drip please with a whisky chaser drip to follow.
Can I start burrowing up to the cleavage from below please ---PLEASE
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Can I start burrowing up to the cleavage from below please ---PLEASE
: And making one's way out of Jags cleavage!!!
Evening all....Sarge.. Sappho CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
Now wher's my celebration drink ?
Sex God
Quote by Jags
Can I start burrowing up to the cleavage from below please ---PLEASE
Someone had to say it!!
SECOND SLAP OF THE WEEKEND TO TE!!
Trouble is you wouldn't be past the cosiness of first base....
:DNow it all depends on where first base is :?: But I must say I had thought of turning around and burrowing back down..... OMG did I say that :?:
Quote by Sappho
Wolf Blass Grenache Shiraz for me please
Aaah Grenache Shiraz my favourite - I have a belly full already or hadn't you noticed :?:
I don't suppose any of you girlies are free to give a nice relaxing massage??
I've got loads of things to do this weekend and now I've got to go into work tomorrow as well.
A nice massage, Jacuzzi and steam followed by a few cold beers would go down a treat right now.
Oh, and for the guys in here have a play with this , let it load and then just move your cursor over the picture (repeat process until bored). This will keep some of you occupied for hours.
Steve
I've got loads of things to do this weekend and now I've got to go into work tomorrow as well.
A nice massage, Jacuzzi and steam followed by a few cold beers would go down a treat right now.Oh, and for the guys in here have a play with this , let it load and then just move your cursor over the picture (repeat process until bored). This will keep some of you occupied for hours.
Steve
WAHOOO!!!! JAGS CLEAVAGE HERE I COME!
And I just had to post this link , had me in stitches!!
It's probably a man thing but it is supposed to be the Girlie Free Zone after all!! :twisted:
Steve
It's probably a man thing but it is supposed to be the Girlie Free Zone after all!! :twisted:
Steve
Sex God
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And I just had to post this link >>>BEER SONG<<<, had me in stitches!!
It's probably a man thing but it is supposed to be the Girlie Free Zone after all!! :twisted:
Steve
I've just slung me Grenache Shiraz away. Oi wench fetch me my 2 quart tankard with the big pair of tits on the front :!:
Quote by Sappho
Thanks Mr FC! I think I deserve a celebration drink too! Mmmm, Wolf Blass Grenache Shiraz for me please if anyone is pouring?
Time to relax I think...
Sappho xxx
Can't oblige with the Wolf Blass, but have just pulled the cork on a Rosemount Estate 1998 Show Reserve Cab-Sauv if that's any good?
I've denied myself (wine!) all week, so.....Ahhhh, weekends!
Sex God
I wonder if Steve sorted a massage I could do with one as well!!!
Hi
Hope Im not too late for the tipples and Mrs FCs little bites
what a day god my feet are sore where are all the girlies :shock: :shock: :shock: bugger have the men started to take control :shock: :shock: God there is a real man smell in here tonight..................stale aftershave...................week old pants......................dirty stockings everywhere and is that a pile of 1960's Playboy mags under Sarges chair :shock: .....................toenails ...............OMG right bugger all that Im going to sit here and wait :twisted: :twisted:
Hope Im not too late for the tipples and Mrs FCs little bites
what a day god my feet are sore where are all the girlies :shock: :shock: :shock: bugger have the men started to take control :shock: :shock: God there is a real man smell in here tonight..................stale aftershave...................week old pants......................dirty stockings everywhere and is that a pile of 1960's Playboy mags under Sarges chair :shock: .....................toenails ...............OMG right bugger all that Im going to sit here and wait :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
God I'm feeling thirsty tonight ...I don't usually drink pints,
Any offers for a massage!!!!!!!
If no offers Steveg you do me and I will do you
God MrFC you can't stop posting on mine logi] :grin:
Any offers for a massage!!!!!!!
If no offers Steveg you do me and I will do you
God MrFC you can't stop posting on mine logi] :grin:
Mrs Fc
OMG is he up to it again logging in as you and hes offering to massage Steveg :shock: :shock: :shock: Is there something Mr FC wants to share in a manly way in here :shock:
OMG is he up to it again logging in as you and hes offering to massage Steveg :shock: :shock: :shock: Is there something Mr FC wants to share in a manly way in here :shock:
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Now now Mr FC I can undersatnd. Pull up a chair and tell us all about whats driving you to impersonate Mrs FC. We will all listen, hold hands, nod say mmm in the right places walk away when we need to laugh and NOT judge you so start TALKING :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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JUDY!!!!!
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JUDY!!!!!
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JUDY!!!!!
There there that wasnt so hard
wonders why Mr FC is sweating buckets but will think about that later
Now where the hell are all the women we need afull analysis of this situation!!! Is everyone still massaging Steveg?? Hes not THAT big you know
Sex God
Hello there CorrieIt's me really.....MrsFC.......really !!!!!!!
Anyone for a top up????
I've had nibbles.......now I want more!!!!!! What else is in the fridge???
wanders over to the fridge........................ well that sez it all!!!! nothing but booze, couple of eggs , and mouldy cheese yuk!
I'm off to get some proper food !! LADS we need a phone in here so we can ring Domininos Pizza!!!
Anyone for a top up????
I've had nibbles.......now I want more!!!!!! What else is in the fridge???
wanders over to the fridge........................ well that sez it all!!!! nothing but booze, couple of eggs , and mouldy cheese yuk!
I'm off to get some proper food !!
LADS we need a phone in here so we can ring Domininos Pizza!!! Phew thank goodness Mrs Fc I have just finished my wine so glad of nibbles or I would be far too lubricated far too early tonight!!!! So hope theres something good in the fridge :lol So have you thought about councelling for the addiction to JUDY TV?????? Do you think after Judy TV affair with Sarge we may be starting to see a male bonding starting here??? :shock:
Sex God
Evening to you all ...been a lovely day took Warwicks advice and finished early...done a few cans in the garden and now I'm ready for a whiskey or two... Anyone serving or is it help yourself....
Sex God
Quote by corrie
bugger have the men started to take control :shock: :shock: God there is a real man smell in here tonight..................stale aftershave...................week old pants......................dirty stockings everywhere and is that a pile of 1960's Playboy mags under Sarges chair :shock: .....................toenails ...............OMG right bugger all that Im going to sit here and wait :twisted: :twisted:
Judy :!: Have you been at it again
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Sex God
Well could be Corrie :shock: MrFC has not been himself since the munch !!
Davej a single malt or blended???? I have both tonight !!!! Say hello to mrs Davej would she like a BIG glass of wine?
I think Steveg has run off thinking MrFC is going to massage him. :giggle:
Davej a single malt or blended???? I have both tonight !!!! Say hello to mrs Davej would she like a BIG glass of wine?
I think Steveg has run off thinking MrFC is going to massage him. :giggle:
Cant get emoticons working lol but I take the point. Its only and I think my cup of wine is overflowing
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