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There's three different conversations going on here - it's like sitting in the pub in mixed company - all the women hold one conversation etc --- Is this what the GFZ is all about :
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Sex God
tune it only seems that way as the wenches have once again WON OVER the
GFZ . :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: the lads have scarped again!!! They just can't handle it.
GFZ . :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: the lads have scarped again!!! They just can't handle it.
Sex God
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Davej a single malt or blended???? I have both tonight !!!! Say hello to mrs Davej would she like a BIG glass of wine?
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A nice malt for me please Mrs FC and a small Pinot Grigio for Mrs davej.....she gets a tad giggly after a couple so we'll start off gently if we may.
Sex God
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tune it only seems that way as the wenches have once again WON OVER the
GFZ . :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: the lads have scarped again!!! They just can't handle it.
Less of the triumphalism (phew it took a good 30 seconds to type that thro' the alcoholic haze) thank you Mrs FC - some of us (hush) prefer female company <<throws away his 2 quart tankard with the big tits on the front and picks up his glass of Grenache Shiraz again>>
Sex God
Mrs Davej your BIG glass of Pinot Grigio is waiting for you. You are among friends so a big glass will not matter just last longer! :wink
I hope everybody has a refill now as I'm putting my feet up!!!! and I would like a HUGH glass of wine please....
Anyone offering???
I hope everybody has a refill now as I'm putting my feet up!!!! and I would like a HUGH glass of wine please....
Anyone offering???
Sex God
Grenache Shiraz or Pinot Grigio that's all we seem to have in here tonight (women must have bought the wine :!: )
Alternatively we could ask the DJ to turn it up and switch to the LAGER
Alternatively we could ask the DJ to turn it up and switch to the LAGER
Lager YUK YUK ALE IS WHAT YOU WANT
Twice in one night Jags don't think I can do that!!! :D
:D Kit barges the door open with her bum, a bottle of Pinot Grigio in each hand
Hiya Jags, Corrie, MrsFC, just got home and picked these up on my way over here. Anyone need a top up? Sorry, not much left in either of them
Did I hear that MrFC was offering massages? Just what I need to ease the tensions of my very lengthy working day.
Ready when you are MrFC, don't keep me waiting
Kit
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Hiya Jags, Corrie, MrsFC, just got home and picked these up on my way over here. Anyone need a top up? Sorry, not much left in either of them
Did I hear that MrFC was offering massages? Just what I need to ease the tensions of my very lengthy working day.
Ready when you are MrFC, don't keep me waiting
Kit
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Sex God
Just popped in to see what's going on - and I see that it's all full of girlies!!
Just spoken to Sappho, who is in the bath with a large G&T. I have just been out for a very old fashioned dinner with some (male) friends so all I need now is another couple of glasses of port to finish the evening off. Not to mention distracting my senses from the effects of the snuff! :shock: I told you it was old fashioned!
Right then, where's the LBV? That will be perfect for this time of night.
Cheers!!! :beer:
Will
Just spoken to Sappho, who is in the bath with a large G&T. I have just been out for a very old fashioned dinner with some (male) friends so all I need now is another couple of glasses of port to finish the evening off. Not to mention distracting my senses from the effects of the snuff! :shock: I told you it was old fashioned!
Right then, where's the LBV? That will be perfect for this time of night.
Cheers!!! :beer:
Will
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
What is wrong with you wenches.....I can't do everything twice!
Call me
FFS LADS WHERE ARE YOU!!
What is wrong with you wenches.....I can't do everything twice!
Call me
FFS LADS WHERE ARE YOU!!
:lol: :lol:
Sex God
Only two pinches of snuff. Cleared the passages though!! :shock:
LBV = Late Bottled Vintage. Better than your average daily port, but not as ridiculously expensive as the wax-sealed proper stuff. The latter is delicious - but definitely only for special occasions!
Will
PS - Nice to see you Kit
LBV = Late Bottled Vintage. Better than your average daily port, but not as ridiculously expensive as the wax-sealed proper stuff. The latter is delicious - but definitely only for special occasions!
Will
PS - Nice to see you Kit
Sex God
oHHH!!!!!
Are we double posting!!!
Kit what is LBV
sorry if to be so ditsy!!!!! :roll: 
ops: xx
Are we double posting!!!
Kit what is LBV
sorry if to be so ditsy!!!!! :roll: ops: xx 
:x 
Go and practice your powers elsewhere 
Sex God
Quote by Kit
What's LBV
Kit
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Quote by Mrs FC
Kit what is LBV
Women, eh? Tut :roll:
Will
Wanders of chuntering to himself........ Sometimes I wonder why I bother! Try to educate the site, but what the hell is the bloody use. Pearls before swine. That's what it is! Pearls before swine. Glug, glug - hic
FFS LADS WHERE ARE YOU!!
Cavalry is here!
Sex God
Sorry Lads no one is around!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm off to bed :twisted: so bless you all !!!
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Kit please MrFC is very fast asleep !!
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Sex God
<<< staggers in from his sick bed, sweating profusely, coughs up several pieces of lung, apologises to those now coated in said pieces, and drags his aching limbs to the bar >>>
Please.....would someone get me 3 triple brandies and a couple of stellas please? i'm very very poorly indeed!!! this manflu things absolutely killing me!
<<< looks round for a comfy place to rest his weary head >>>
erm.......jags, anychance of removing the abseilers, parachutists, bungee jumpers et al so i can have a little lie down please???
Please.....would someone get me 3 triple brandies and a couple of stellas please? i'm very very poorly indeed!!! this manflu things absolutely killing me!
<<< looks round for a comfy place to rest his weary head >>>
erm.......jags, anychance of removing the abseilers, parachutists, bungee jumpers et al so i can have a little lie down please???
Sex God
Bless he is so sweet !!!!!
