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Sex God
thank you kit. ever so kind of you. i wasn't looking for sympathy but the call was issued, felt i had to attend to swell the sergeants ranks.
would you care for a drink at all before i collapse??
would you care for a drink at all before i collapse??
Quote by neilinleeds
i had to attend to swell the sergeants ranks.
would you care for a drink at all before i collapse??
I think Sarges ranks are swollen enough :shock:
A drink would be good, but collapsing is not acceptable :twisted:
Now, be a good lad and avail me of your massage skills, MrFC seems to be asleep on the job :shock:
Kit
xxx
I'm not asleep I was recharging ready for the marathon massaging session!! 
Sex God
<<< koff >>>
kit????
<<< choke >>>
i'm far too ill to try getting all dom and demanding, but should it not be me availing myself of your massage skills??? oh, and i think i may have neglected to mention that i'm very very POORLY indeed????
and are you quite sure it's allowed in here anyways. they usually involve the removal of clothing by both parties when i do them???
i wouldn't wish to be thrown out and barred ((( sarge? sarge!!! help me out please! )))
kit????
<<< choke >>>
i'm far too ill to try getting all dom and demanding, but should it not be me availing myself of your massage skills??? oh, and i think i may have neglected to mention that i'm very very POORLY indeed????
and are you quite sure it's allowed in here anyways. they usually involve the removal of clothing by both parties when i do them???
i wouldn't wish to be thrown out and barred ((( sarge? sarge!!! help me out please! )))
Night Night....ZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ
Sex God
Anyone up for a barbe outside the GFZ tonight, seen as the weather is great today. !!!!!
If so shout and let me know so I can get down the shops before all the stuff goes. :D :D
If so shout and let me know so I can get down the shops before all the stuff goes.
:D :D 
Sex God
dont forget veggie burgers..... i am tired of having nothing to munch on!!! 
Sex God
Count me in Mrs FC ....... you nip down the shops and I will get the thing started.
Right where's that Petrol can......
Right where's that Petrol can......
Sex God
..........davej positions the BBQ up against the wooden wall of the GFZ to help shelter the flames from any breeze and splashes copious amounts of petrol over the top of it and reaches for his matches.......
That's it Dave...get that petrol all over and give it time to soak in!
MrFC is a little annoyed that MrsFC should suggest a barbie when MrFC will be working
MrFC is a little annoyed that MrsFC should suggest a barbie when MrFC will be working
Sex God
Hi Mr FC how you doing fancy a drink...
davej tosses the matches to Mr FC and goes inside to get two beers...
There you go mate get her going and I will fetch some drinks!
davej tosses the matches to Mr FC and goes inside to get two beers...
There you go mate get her going and I will fetch some drinks!
Just a soft one Dave off to work soon! What time you lighting the barbie then ?
I think it could be a good one...
I think it could be a good one...
Sex God
There you go Mr FC just an orange and lemonade for you then.....not lit it yet?
reckon we should wait until Mrs FC gets back anyway, otherwise the coals will be burnt down too early.....lets go round the back and sit on the patio with these drinks..
I cant see anyone's gonna turn up just yet, we can light it in a controlled way later.....
reckon we should wait until Mrs FC gets back anyway, otherwise the coals will be burnt down too early.....lets go round the back and sit on the patio with these drinks..
I cant see anyone's gonna turn up just yet, we can light it in a controlled way later.....
Sex God
okay guys give us a hand with this lot will you!
wwb, came with me and got side tracked by the bloke at the deli counter. He had a whole range of meat free goodies.
( i'm sure she secretly does like meat )
what have you guys been doing? It doesn't take 2 to do the barbie.......... where are the tables and chairs?
wwb, came with me and got side tracked by the bloke at the deli counter. He had a whole range of meat free goodies.
( i'm sure she secretly does like meat )what have you guys been doing? It doesn't take 2 to do the barbie.......... where are the tables and chairs?
MrFC notices the way Dave j has positioned the barbie is a disaster waiting to happen
FFS Dave you set it up on uneven ground..it could topple over the minute you light it!
Mrfc moves the barbie slightly over to the left
There that's better and it's pushed right against the wall now so it 'aint goinn' nowhere
FFS Dave you set it up on uneven ground..it could topple over the minute you light it!
Mrfc moves the barbie slightly over to the left
There that's better and it's pushed right against the wall now so it 'aint goinn' nowhere
Sex God
Hi guys, I heard a rumour there may be a BBQ and wondered if I could partake? Could do with some food to replenish the energy I used up last night :twisted: and it looks like a bit of a boozy do tonight and I don't want to go to that on an empty stomach!
Sex God
Jesus!!! thanks MR FC that could have been real dangerous if it had fallen.....should have thought about that myself..... I think the petrol is soaking in ok although I hope that where its spilt on the plants and surrounding areas it doesnt cause any damage.
Right Mrs FC lets grab some of those bags for you or you will break a nail or something..
Hi Angel the food will be on its way in an hour or more yet so let me get you a drink.
Right Mrs FC lets grab some of those bags for you or you will break a nail or something..
Hi Angel the food will be on its way in an hour or more yet so let me get you a drink.
Sex God
mrc FC!! i love the way you left me to carry the bags from the car! 
that bloke at the deli counter WAS lovely wasnt he? he even offered me a nibble on that lovley new meat free salami they had in stock... am a bit confused as to why he kept it in his pocket though
that bloke at the deli counter WAS lovely wasnt he? he even offered me a nibble on that lovley new meat free salami they had in stock... am a bit confused as to why he kept it in his pocket though
Sex God
WBB I'm getting some drinks so I guessing a large wine for you...
Sex God
Quote by davej
WBB I'm getting some drinks so I guessing a large wine for you...
we are not posh round here you know.... just give me the bottle...i will open it with my teeth!
Well it's all coming together it's a pity I am going to miss it..sounds like the evening will go like a house on fire.
Sex God
Me too MR FC off out for an Italian tonight but I'm glad to have been able to help set it up for the others.....I'm sure that they will appreciate our efforts.
There you go WBB one bottle as requested..
There you go WBB one bottle as requested..
Er Dave I don't think anybody should be selfish, I think seeing as Sarge has been newly promoted he should have the honour of lighting the barbie.
Sex God
WBB, come and join me on this blanket, the sun's in just the right position so we can sunbathe naked without anyone outside the garden noticing :twisted:
Bring the wine with you then, its no good leaving it over there!!
Bring the wine with you then, its no good leaving it over there!!
Sex God
Ah bugger after all the work we have put in as well but er yeah I guess its only right that if we aint gonna be able to enjoy it to let someone light the first BBQ of the summer....
Tell you what though safety first eh lets drop a couple of fire extinguishers outside just to be on the safe side..
davej puts a foam extinguisher outside for safety not realising that the girlies filled them back up with squirty cream........
Tell you what though safety first eh lets drop a couple of fire extinguishers outside just to be on the safe side..
davej puts a foam extinguisher outside for safety not realising that the girlies filled them back up with squirty cream........
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
WBB, come and join me on this blanket, the sun's in just the right position so we can sunbathe naked without anyone outside the garden noticing :twisted:
Bring the wine with you then, its no good leaving it over there!!
am on my way over angel...... do you think some of the boys would be kind enough to rub suntan lotion onto our backs (and fornts?)????????????
Oh, great, a Barbie!! 
WTF !!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:Come on guys, safety first. Are you trying to get me into trouble in my first week in the job???? Someone has dropped a bit of petrol on the floor there. Now you know WBB can't see her feet. She could slip on that!! :roll: :roll:
I'll wipe it up :lol:
WTF !!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:Come on guys, safety first. Are you trying to get me into trouble in my first week in the job???? Someone has dropped a bit of petrol on the floor there. Now you know WBB can't see her feet. She could slip on that!!
:roll: :roll: I'll wipe it up
:lol: 