EEEK! Mrs FC what are you saying......davej in a pinny !!.........What would the lads say....more to the point what would mrs davej say christ she'll start expecting me to start doing all the crappy jobs round the house.
NNOOO!!! Mrs FC cant be done
However if you wanna just flit around in your little lace pinny then please carry on.....
Oh Mrs FC you have such a way about you with those long fluttering eye lashes and that billowing dress but I really must protest.......
I didnt see either Mr FC nor the sarge in a pinnie although I hear tell they have been known to wear one in the privacy of their own homes....
And you may well be right about mrs davej but the truth is I musnt weaken and spoil her now.....
And the very last thing I would be foolish enough to do would be to get into anything of Jags without her written and witnessed permission for fear of being thrashed to a pulp...
Now be a sweetie and pour me another drink who knows I might just mellow with the alchohol
Tune well spotted....... Mrs FC that is soooo bad if you think I'm gonna put that on so you can snap me in it and then pin it to your 'yuk' board in the BFZ so the girlies can take the piss your very much mistaken.....
Mr FC surely its time someone got home to run your bath and cook your supper.
Mind you if was a glow under the streetlights pinnie - it could look rather fetching. I think you should take the whisky and reconsider. Mrs FC can be veeeeeery persuasive on occasions (so I'm told)
:D :D 
A girl has got to have some fun..... :twisted: 
