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Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
I now declare the GFZ Open!! (Thanks Kat, always wanted to do that!!!!) lol :lol: :lol:
Beers are on me!!!! :cheers: :cheers:
warwick
Sex God
I tell you what sarge I reckon if there was a SH award for most consistent synchronised poster id win hands down
Ta very muchly I ll have a pint of abbot oh and ignore my previous post rolleyes
Unknown User
Well, an operation carried out with military precision, and that was despite the efforts of Jags to spoil the occasion by varying the location of the key!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by warwick
I tell you what sarge I reckon if there was a SH award for most consistent synchronised poster id win hands down
Ta very muchly I ll have a pint of abbot oh and ignore my previous post rolleyes

Ooooh!!! oooooh!! Does that mean I can delete it??? Can I huh?? Can I huh, huh??? (Never deleted one before!!) :shock: biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
warwick
Sex God
Go for your life Sarge
Ill get you a beer while youre doing it lol
MrsFC
Sex God
Can I have a large glass of wine please Sarge!!! lol :lol:

I want to help you celebrate your promotion !!!!! biggrin :D
Would you be a love and take my shoes off as Iv'e had a hard day redface
Just half an hour thats all I ask. :rose:
Then I will go wink
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ooooh!!! oooooh!! Does that mean I can delete it??? Can I huh?? Can I huh, huh??? (Never deleted one before!!) :shock: biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Well Congrats Sarge!!!!!!
I had a funny feeling this would happen!
OK - a test of your new found powers - how about deactivating EP and reactivating Alexandra? :shock:
Mal
Mod
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I tell you what sarge I reckon if there was a SH award for most consistent synchronised poster id win hands down
Ta very muchly I ll have a pint of abbot oh and ignore my previous post rolleyes

Ooooh!!! oooooh!! Does that mean I can delete it??? Can I huh?? Can I huh, huh??? (Never deleted one before!!) :shock: biggrin :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Calm Down! Calm Down!!
You'll soon get sick of deleting them - just chill out and ring the bell.
I'll have a pint of Smooth whilst you're in the chair.
Cheers :cheers:
Mal
lol
warwick
Sex God
Well since sarge has buggered off to delete my errant post I suppose I d better fetch you a beer mal
nice to see you back alex lol
Jags
Sex God
Mine's a LARGE WHITE WINE!!! thanks...
The key has been down my cleavage for AGES - it's melted and reformed in the shape of cock.... :shock: :shock:
Alex, if you want reversed then just ask any one of us - it can be done. We have the magic... Sarge's wand isn't fully charged yet rotflmao :rotflmao:
Unknown User
Quote by MrsFC
Just half an hour thats all I ask

Of course you can Mrs FC, there is a seat for you over there:

lhk
Kat :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
Mine's a LARGE WHITE WINE!!! thanks...
The key has been down my cleavage for AGES - it's melted and reformed in the shape of cock.... :shock: :shock:
Alex, if you want reversed then just ask any one of us - it can be done. We have the magic... Sarge's wand isn't fully charged yet rotflmao :rotflmao:

It's OK Jags - I was only testing him and seeing if he'd panic!
I have too many PMs that I want to secure first!
Maybe when I've done that I'll change back.
Thanks anyway!
Unknown User
Quote by Jags
The key has been down my cleavage for AGES - it's melted and reformed in the shape of cock.... :shock: :shock:

101 ways to recover the Key from within the ample cleavage of Jags.
Number One
Jags
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Love the look on the face... lol :lol:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Just half an hour thats all I ask

Of course you can Mrs FC, there is a seat for you over there:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
MrsFC
Sex God
Ohhh the girlies in so early!!!! Shall I get another bottle of wine as we are drinking LARGE glasses of wine biggrin
Hello Emma and Jags :D :D
warwick
Sex God
blimey that could become an olympic sport lol
Congratulations on your first delete sarge
Right time for a swift half then im on my way to a real pub i love Fridays :lol:
Incidentally it is absolutely glorious in sunny rural warwickshire woo hoo
( or is that wu hu WBB) cool
Jags
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Ohhh the girlies in so early!!!! Shall I get another bottle of wine as we are drinking LARGE glasses of wine biggrin
Hello Emma and Jags :D :D

Hi MrsFC - happy weekend. The sun is shining, work is over, wine is chlled and Sarge is well in the swing of things!!
LARGE one again please - thirst is quenched now,. but I'd like to pour some down my cleavage and drown the little bugggers Pete is throwing down there.
MrsFC
Sex God
:sparring: Kat thats not nice evil
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by KitKat

The key has been down my cleavage for AGES - it's melted and reformed in the shape of cock.... :shock: :shock:

101 ways to recover the Key from within the ample cleavage of Jags.
Number One

Number Two
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Lucifer
Master of Sex
Good afternoon all,
Ahhhhhhh, nothing like a quick sherbert after a hard week at work (and in the chatroom) lol.
Mine's a stella please bartender !
MrsFC
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Jags
Sex God
*brings out little chunks of feta cheese - red onion slices - tomatoes - and little wooden forks*
Goes great with white wine girls.. dig in!
lol :lol:
MrsFC
Sex God
ummmm nice !!!!
MrsFC delicately puts a piece of feta and red onion on her fork, and picks up a cherry tomatoe.....ohh bugger!!!! tomatoe slipped from my mouth and now seeds and red juice on my new white top. evil
I've got some Pesto savory biscuits and Rosemary and Flaked Salt crackers, anyone fancy some? biggrin
Girls I'll be back once I've changed my top, top up my glass will you Emma !!!
Unknown User
ooo Mrs FC - is that pips on your tits - or are you just pleased to see me? redface
Jags
Sex God
First SLAP of the weekend for Kat!
Oh, your nibbles sound tasty MrsFC.... leaves door wide open for risque twist to that... now who will it be????
lol :lol: :lol:
MrsFC
Sex God
HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!!!!color]
KAT got slapped lol :lol: :giggle: :giggle:
well_busty_babe
Sex God
sorry, i was going to knock on the door, but had no energy.. so i will just let myself in.
i will have a vodka and cranberry, a vodka and orange, a vodka and redbull.. and a vodka chaser please!
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Unknown User
Quote by Jags
First SLAP of the weekend for Kat! Oh, your nibbles sound tasty MrsFC.... leaves door wide open for risque twist to that... now who will it be????:
Obviously needs a master of subtle innuendo and sophisticated wit.
Quote by wbb
and a vodka chaser please!
Best David Attenborough voice "Here, in the wilds of the GFZ, the Kat stalks the elusive Vodka. Slowly he approaches, hugging the natural features of the GFZ, closer and closer, until suddenly he erupts into action and the chase is on! A herd of Stella Artois scatter as the Vodka, panic stricken, twists and turns through them, Red Bulls take to the sky, the air resounding with their calls.
And then, as suddenly as it began, the chase is over, all that is left is the disgusting slurping sound of Kat greedily feasting on the Vodka."
lhk
Kat