GFZ - Soggy Summer | Swinging Heaven

29 Jun 2007

Quote by devondelight
Ok do you want a cream tea then Sassy .. cucumber sandwiches or scones with strawberry jam and cream to go with your tea?

DD

Sounds scrummy but a bit early in the day for that thanks. I've just had my cereal biggrin

Early .. Early .. good god woman where is your breeding .. its in the afternoon ... exactly the time the British stop for afternoon tea.
Does anyone remember the Asterix the Gaul cartoon about the British and teatime or the Carry on films where the British Colonists used to take Tiffin
DD lol

Well, the Cary On film is definitely "Carry On Up the Khyber" - a classic. Bearing inmind that it was my birthday yesterday, I reckon I must be on naked barman duty (again! :giggle smile

. Now, who needs serving? :rascal:
Will

29 Jun 2007

Quote by willxx69
Bearing inmind that it was my birthday yesterday, I reckon I must be on naked barman duty (again! :giggle. Now, who needs serving? :rascal:
Will

Meeeeeeeeeeeee if you're still naked :twisted:

29 Jun 2007

blimey!
a GFZ....
I'll have a little of whatever is going please...been what feels like a long day!
ta very much
lp

30 Jun 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I only got PG tits

But I'm straight, I don't do tits rolleyes

(Shut up at those behind those at the back of FB's people :lol2: )
But you do kiss rather nicely, I'm told :rascal:
i've also been told that as well lol

my kettle is boiling if one still fancys a cuppa. i would of offered everyone a beer but its a tad early.
is the hot tub warmed up yet???

30 Jun 2007

Groan.......didn't get in til 5am, after having shagged people from 3 different continents.........
You know that morning after the night before feeling? The one where everything it's humanly possible to lean/rest on is bruised? redface

Can I have a hot sweet cuppa please?

30 Jun 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
And for coffee? :twisted:

Well, thats all Im admitting to at the moment wink

Quote by Jiggle
my kettle is boiling if one still fancys a cuppa. i would of offered everyone a beer but its a tad early.
is the hot tub warmed up yet???

I will have one if your making it Jiggle, and can I dangle my feet into the hottub (a foot rub would have been nicer, but I will manage with the hottub).

30 Jun 2007

Just a quick coffee for me please. I've got some photos to upload for a new member who I'll introduce you to a bit later wink

Hold onto your corsets girls ! :grin:

30 Jun 2007

oooh a coffee please! just spent the entire morning and early afternoon preparing for my sons first birthday party tomorrow! FOOD FOOD FOOD! finally finished icing the last fairy cake, and desperate for a cuppa and somewhere to put me feet up!

30 Jun 2007

Quote by VelvetTigers
*snip*..somewhere to put me feet up!

I am feeling particularly sub this evening, would you like to use my back ? :giggle:

30 Jun 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
And for coffee? :twisted:

Well, thats all Im admitting to at the moment wink

Quote by Jiggle
my kettle is boiling if one still fancys a cuppa. i would of offered everyone a beer but its a tad early.
is the hot tub warmed up yet???

I will have one if your making it Jiggle, and can I dangle my feet into the hottub (a foot rub would have been nicer, but I will manage with the hottub).
I can always fit in time to give you a nice long slow Foot massage. come and rest ya tooties on my knee.

30 Jun 2007

Cup of black coffee this way please!.. I'm so tired I could do with a livener lol

Failing that, cherry and cinnimon (I never know how to spell that!) tea thank you very much

30 Jun 2007

Quote by Jiggle
I can always fit in time to give you a nice long slow Foot massage. come and rest ya tooties on my knee.

When you've done with NWC, can I have a turn please Jiggle dunno

30 Jun 2007

Quote by Dawnie
When you've done with NWC, can I have a turn please Jiggle

Leave my feet alone, your straight lol

30 Jun 2007

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
When you've done with NWC, can I have a turn please Jiggle

Leave my feet alone, your straight lol

:doh:
I walked into that one didn't I rolleyes

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

30 Jun 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
*snip*..somewhere to put me feet up!

I am feeling particularly sub this evening, would you like to use my back ? :giggle:
OOOOOHHHH now thats better lol

havent had an offer like that for ages!
damn couldnt find a pic with a lady footstool redface

30 Jun 2007

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'll have you know I pluck my nipples weekly!! :shock: ;)

30 Jun 2007

Ahhh peace at last, pain killers just about kicked in (bloody sciatica, just cant get comfortable you know :cry: ) and an empty glass... :sad:
...wheres the barman? wink

30 Jun 2007

any beer left in them there pumps or have everyone drunk the place dry dunno

30 Jun 2007

Quote by hisandhers
any beer left in them there pumps or have everyone drunk the place dry

there is a nice ice cold one sitting in the fridge
this your name on it.

Quote by dawnie
When you've done with NWC, can I have a turn please Jiggle

of course ya can babes....
everyone who fancies a nice long massage, best start to form a queue.

30 Jun 2007

we have life :bounce: :bounce:

30 Jun 2007

Who's on bar duty??
Can I have a large brandy & coke please? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

30 Jun 2007

Quote by blonde
Who's on bar duty??
Can I have a large brandy & coke please? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

come here my angel passionkiss

you can have anything you want hun wink

30 Jun 2007

I've just got in and should go yo bed but I'm not tired so please can I have a glaas of vino please barmaid kiss

30 Jun 2007

Quote by hisandhers
Who's on bar duty??
Can I have a large brandy & coke please? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

come here my angel passionkiss

you can have anything you want hun wink

Fank you
What is the topic for conversation tonight?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

1 Jul 2007

Quote by blonde
Who's on bar duty??
Can I have a large brandy & coke please? :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

come here my angel passionkiss

you can have anything you want hun wink

Fank you
What is the topic for conversation tonight?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Did everyone go to bed early last night Blonde?? lol

:lol:
Good morning one and all. I am in the middle of house moving - all I have left in the rented house is 3 beds and a portable TV and two sun loungers :lol: all that moves next Saturday. The best way to move house I reckon is slowly - far less stressful than when I moved into rented 2 months ago when it was over one day.
So this morning looking at the weather outside its really bright and sunny so I think I will check the forecast and get working early.
Whose making breakfast today??????? :lol: :lol:

1 Jul 2007

corrie I think we ought to come to yours if you've only three beds left in the house wink

I fancy a naked waiter this morning to serve us what do you think?

2 Jul 2007

Breakfast anyone????
lol

2 Jul 2007

I've already had breakfast, but a cuppa wouldn't go a miss!
:giggle:

2 Jul 2007

Quote by grifrock
Ahhh peace at last, pain killers just about kicked in (bloody sciatica, just cant get comfortable you know :cry: )

I know exactly what you mean honey. sad

2 Jul 2007

Sassy sneaks in for a quick cuppa before the doors get locked