GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!

25 Feb 2005

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

25 Feb 2005

I`m in! :bounce:
The shit starts here :twisted:
Venusxxx

25 Feb 2005

Im out :shock:

25 Feb 2005

I'm in - for now. Kit is on a girly night out tonight - so as soon as I have fed, bathed and dressed her I'll be kicking her out the door and settling down for the evening.
lhk
Kat

25 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Im out :shock:

Can you come in again please Warwick? You are beginning to excite me :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

25 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
I'm in - for now. Kit is on a girly night out tonight - so as soon as I have fed, bathed and dressed her I'll be kicking her out the door and settling down for the evening.
lhk
Kat

With me I hope???
wink

:wink:

25 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`m in! :bounce:
The shit starts here :twisted:
Venusxxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Now venus !! Just relax for a while and sup on a glass of wine. :lol2:
Warwick !!!! get back here !! lol

25 Feb 2005

Ok who left these in the Dishwasher!

25 Feb 2005

Ooops

ops: Sorry Debs, I'll take them home with me tonight :twisted:

25 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`m in! :bounce:
The shit starts here :

Couldn't have put it better myself!! :shock: :shock: lol

:lol: :lol:

25 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Couldn't have put it in better myself!! :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol:

You are getting closer by the day Sarge! :twisted:
Venusxxx

25 Feb 2005

Im not coming back in there MrsFC Venus scares me :shock:

25 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Im not coming back in there MrsFC Venus scares me :shock:

Venusxxx

25 Feb 2005

Jags been clearing out the trophy cupboard again?

Quote by Jags - AKA Queen of Tarts
Off with his knob!

:scared:
lhk

25 Feb 2005

oh good a hidey hole, right where's the beer and is it ok to fart annd scratch my balls without anyone taking offence

25 Feb 2005

Quote by anthony
oh good a hidey hole, right where's the beer and is it ok to fart annd scratch my balls without anyone taking offence

Good man - all those actions are compulsory - although one minor amendment to your statement, you don't CARE if anyone takes offence, if fact, it makes the whole process more enjoyable if girlies DO take offence at the aforesaid manly acts.
Otherwise - bloody good post! cool

lhk
Kat

25 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Im not coming back in there MrsFC Venus scares me :shock:

Oh Warwick !! :therethere: Rest assured you will be ok. Think of the 50ft woman as a big puddy cat. lol

Or have a few drinks and nothing will scare you. wink

25 Feb 2005

I havent had an alcoholic beveradge since January 1st. So Ill wait till my self imposed ban is over on march 1st
dutch courage dont you know , now wheres the perrier

25 Feb 2005

AC. Hope you're around tonight. Nice to have a chat. kiss

Right what a crap 24 hours I've had.
Went to the carpark last night, walk round the corner and the reverse lights are on. confused

Get a bit closer and I can see the wipers going (starting to get a sinking feeling). Get to the car no drivers side window (well it's all over the drivers seat), plastics round the ignition are smashed and the locks in pieces. :taz:
Managed to drive it to a mates so it wouldn't get tampered with again overnight. sad

:( :( :( :(
Oh and did I mention I had Â£4:19 in my account. BUGGER.
This morning started work on something for a customer, trying to pull a wire out and my hand slipped, straight through the circuit board I'm working on. Said item is now scrap. :taz:
Decided I'm gonna hibernate in the GFZ so the 3rd thing doesn't find me. :scared:

25 Feb 2005

Right bye all Im off to make myself look beautifull (plastic surgery is so affordable these days) and wont be back again untill next Friday.
Have a great weekend all lol

25 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Im not coming back in there MrsFC Venus scares me :shock:

Not as much as that fierce PoloLady scares me :shock: :shock:

25 Feb 2005

oh and by the way its so nice to not have to lower the bloody loo seat after you have done in here.
2 other things I might suggest, its ok to leave everything in the finished dishwasher and or washing machine and no one should dream of emptying the kitchen rubbish bin

25 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
Jags been clearing out the trophy cupboard again?
Off with his knob!

:scared:
lhk
I love it when I talk dirty!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Feb 2005

Ahh Friday at last lol

Room Service!!

25 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ahh Friday at last
Room Service!!

YES PLEASE!!
I'll have a very large glass of chilled, but tasty, white wine - thank you. Remember to remove your clothes for serving duties OR put on your uniform. Either will do!
hump

25 Feb 2005

sgt bilko shall i get the ladder lol

25 Feb 2005

Quote by bikerdave
sgt bilko shall i get the ladder

No thanks Dave - I'm still recovering from last time!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

25 Feb 2005

btw who is going to volunteer for door duty to make sure no female imposters get in

25 Feb 2005

Quote by anthony
btw who is going to volunteer for door duty to make sure no female imposters get in

makes me think of an old army phrase cock hook and look as a way of gaining access

25 Feb 2005

One glass of chilled white Jags lol

Mind if I join you beforeI start serving duties :shock: confused