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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!

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Quote by kazswallows
This is the life........turn up the bubbles again please and may i have another bottle of wine.......this one is empty ;0

You want Maltesers with that? ;)
Quote by easy
Hi Damie,
Come and pull up a chair next to me, I owe you a GFZ beer (ie, not a real one so don't even ask me at the next munch! ;) ) for the other night.
:cheers:

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So he can't have been that good then. :P lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shhh, or I'll tell them all what you did to me to offer to buy you at least two real drinks at the next munch I see you at ;) Mmmmm, Oh the memories! :twisted:
Not everyone is as good with their tongue as you are Easy! ;)
Explain that one to countess! :twisted: :lol:
Seeing as this is the "bad day" GFZ - I think I ought to join you all!! Watch out for the "I resigned and am now broke" thread sad . Okay - so I haven't resigned yet, but it is soooo coming - which means no more free petrol to get to those northern munches :(
aRSexx :color:
Quote by Rainbows
Seeing as this is the "bad day" GFZ - I think I ought to join you all!! Watch out for the "I resigned and am now broke" thread sad . Okay - so I haven't resigned yet, but it is soooo coming - which means no more free petrol to get to those northern munches :(
aRSexx :color:

Folks will just have to come to you then wink kiss :therethere:
(Dont let the bastards get you down :wink: )
Quote by easy
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
So he can't have been that good then. :P lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! !
Sarah wanders in peering round the door,
to see who is here and wondering who wants bacon sarnies for breakfast…………
Ohhhhhhh bacon sarnies for me Sarah
I'll get the kettle on
the Laird
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Is brekie stretchingto brunch ? Laird if your still filling mugs with cha I'll have some. wink Strong and 1 sugar please biggrin
Strong tea coming right up MrsFC
Give me two minutes to pop into the shower after my hard morning in the garden and I'll rustle you up something to eat as well
the Laird
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Right now I'm feeling REALLY REALLY dirty - could do with a shower!!
Off out - BBL - get those bubbles going for me please?
:shock:
Now I'm looking forward to this Laird biggrin
I'll be on the couch relaxing waiting for your return.
Quote by MrsFC
Now I'm looking forward to this Laird biggrin
I'll be on the couch relaxing waiting for your return.

Sorry for the delay MrsFC but LadyFeeBee had been gardening as well and needed a shower and.............. redface
Anyway I'm back now so what can I do for you?
the Laird
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Quote by little gem
Shhh, or I'll tell them all what you did to me to offer to buy you at least two real drinks at the next munch I see you at ;) Mmmmm, Oh the memories! :twisted:
Not everyone is as good with their tongue as you are Easy! ;)
Explain that one to countess! :twisted: lol

Does this have something to do with you, me and your car bonnet? confused If it does Countess was watching all the time so I don't need to explain. :smug:
Quote by dambuster
Oiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! !

WHAT? Something I said innocent
right in the jacuzzi before the crowd arrives....... bubbles lovely, white wine lovely,,,,
just power washed the patio, I need this..............
who's doing the back rub, I'm next please.........
Right then, we all know that Kat hates me entertaining girlies in the GFZ, but he's not around tonight. So, come on girlies, what can I get you? I'll pour the drinks, dish out massages, rustle up something to eat - just say the word (refer to Jags's 'pampering' thread if you need any ideas).
Now then, who's first?
Will - warming his hands in readiness!
Right, well if none of the girlies want to take me up on my offer, then I guess it's back to guys only. I'll get the beers in and all we need to do then is barricade the doors.
Come on chaps,
Will
Did someone mention beer!!!
Barricades are my forte Will.................lets get to work mate
I'll have a couple with you boys while I watch F1.
You have any John Smiths?
Quote by the_Laird
Did someone mention beer!!!
Barricades are my forte Will.................lets get to work mate

Barricades??? yeah ok that'll work cause we'll just get our tits out and we're in! lol
John Smiths coming up DB
We should have a sweep to see how many finish in Bahrain confused
(It's a Grand Prix thing girls, you wouldn't understand wink )
the Laird builds the barricade to the GFZ higher
Quote by sexyjess23
Barricades??? yeah ok that'll work cause we'll just get our tits out and we're in! lol

Don't flatter yourself, Jess.
We're talking beer andfast cars here :lol: wink
Laird - my ex and me used to have the same bet. With an interesting forfeit for the loser :shock: cool
I'm guessing 16 for this one.
It's not fair....I wanna go back to Bahrain
Can I have a large whiskey please.
Quote by sexyjess23
Did someone mention beer!!!
Barricades are my forte Will.................lets get to work mate

Barricades??? yeah ok that'll work cause we'll just get our tits out and we're in! lol
I can assure you that I dont THINK that would work Jess..........but go right ahead and prove us wrong :twisted:
Dammie
I reckon 11 finishers and Fee reckons 13 (but she's a girl and doesn't know any better!!)
bolt
Quote by the_Laird
Did someone mention beer!!!
Barricades are my forte Will.................lets get to work mate

Barricades??? yeah ok that'll work cause we'll just get our tits out and we're in! lol
I can assure you that I dont THINK that would work Jess..........but go right ahead and prove us wrong :twisted:
Dammie
I reckon 11 finishers and Fee reckons 13 (but she's a girl and doesn't know any better!!)
bolt
stop being mean boys smackbottom i'll have a vodka and orange ta biggrin anyway wheres the MFZ???
Just do us a favour and put all your little cars away when you are finished playing boys. rolleyes
That way we women won't trip over them when we come in later to do girlie things :twisted:
Quote by sexyjess23
stop being mean boys

Now, why can't I get the picture of sexyjess23 saying that with puppy dog eyes and sexy pout.
And 'bows - Not only do I not wipe my knob on the curtains as I leave, I always put things away when I've finished wink
db - working on being a gent lol
Quote by Rainbows
Just do us a favour and put all your little cars away when you are finished playing boys. rolleyes
That way we women won't trip over them when we come in later to do girlie things :twisted:

:giveup:
I know when to quit while I'm ahead worship wink
Quote by the_Laird
I reckon 11 finishers and Fee reckons 13 (but she's a girl and doesn't know any better!!)
bolt

Looks like Fee wins.
Wish I'd entered the bet now. Would've been happy to lose :twisted:
Quote by the_Laird
I reckon 11 finishers and Fee reckons 13 (but she's a girl and doesn't know any better!!)
bolt

flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
13 finished........I KNOW BEST!!!!!
Fee
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Quote by LadyFeeBee

I reckon 11 finishers and Fee reckons 13 (but she's a girl and doesn't know any better!!)
bolt

flipa :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
13 finished........I KNOW BEST!!!!!
Fee
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