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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
I've been away and am sorely in need of a large glass of Pinot Grigio - a ham and coleslaw sandwich and a great big long huge tasty snog!
No need of jacuzzi but am now dreaming of a hot tub somewhere green. biggrin
DRINK pleeeeeeeeeeeeeassssssssssse cool

But you ate a bloody great baguette at lunch time!!!!
Hot tub on order. Gonna have myself my own little GFZ soon. :bounce:
All welcome but have to pay in sexual favours.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
I DID eat a bloody big baguette at lunch time - and bloody good it was too!! But the long drive home made me hungry again and I needed a large drink to forget the fire alarm!! :D
Must say, I was very impressed with the way Fred was stroking the pussy, and how he managed to do it to two at his age is amazing. :shock:
kiss :kiss:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I've been away and am sorely in need of a large glass of Pinot Grigio

Jags, if I had been where you have been today I too would need a large drink!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink lol
Mmmmmmmmmm seem to recall a number of large drinks being drunk.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Still hungry jags??
I have bacon sizzling away.....OOOOO!!! the aroma !!
Now should I have a bacon butty or an egg with it? biggrin
Quote by MrFC
Still hungry jags??
I have bacon sizzling away.....OOOOO!!! the aroma !!
Now should I have a bacon butty or an egg with it? biggrin

Egg with it.. :D
Quote by Jags
Still hungry jags??
I have bacon sizzling away.....OOOOO!!! the aroma !!
Now should I have a bacon butty or an egg with it? biggrin

Egg with it.. :D
Oh!! Any chance of a muffin !!? :shock: confused :? wink
Sorry Sarge you've dipped out I'm afraid lol Brekkis finished , Dinner is on now!!
You really must learn to get up when revallie sounds :lol:
Quote by MrFC
Sorry Sarge you've dipped out I'm afraid lol Brekkis finished , Dinner is on now!!
You really must learn to get up when revallie sounds :lol:

Get up??????
I've been at work since 6 oclock FFS!!!! mad :x :x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sorry Sarge you've dipped out I'm afraid lol Brekkis finished , Dinner is on now!!
You really must learn to get up when revallie sounds :lol:

Get up??????
I've been at work since 6 oclock FFS!!!! mad :x :x
6am - you had a lie in today then Sarge?
OK - it's mid-day - anyone fancy a drink?
Alex x x
(who DIDN'T have anything to drink last night - but who needs something before she heads off over the pennines again in the morning)
I'll have a drink Alex lol
Sarge you call this work HUH!!!! I should be so lucky :lol:
Definately a drink in this direction pls Alex
smile
OK - I have a crate of 1664, a bottle of fizzy Chardonnay and some Glenfiddich.....
What are you all having?
Quote by Alexandra
OK - I have a crate of 1664, a bottle of fizzy Chardonnay and some Glenfiddich.....
What are you all having?

We'll start with the 1664.....
Then finish with the Glenfiddich I think..
Alex a chardonnay will do fine thankyou.. biggrin
Sarge your looking a little bit red this morning .......got out the wrong side !!! bolt
What on earth is the GFZ doing languishing at the bottom of the page on a Sunday afternoon?! How could you all be so CARELESS?! Tut tut! rolleyes
Well, the sun is now well and truly over the yard-arm so crack 'em open! wink
Brekkie may be finished and lunch is probably done too (but then I got up late - didn't get in 'til nearly 5 this morning! - 'twas a good party!) but who's cooking dinner?! I fancy something posh tonight. Claret anybody...? lol
G xx
I'm not cooking.....
But a glass of Claret wouldbe most welcome.
Thank you kind sir!
....and , nice to see you again.
A-ha!
So there IS somebody else hiding in here!! Hi Alex - good to see you too! I'm just off to find a corkscrew - would you like a big glass or a BIG glass?! wink
I fancy thick slices carved off the end of a big joint of roast beef, served with rich gravy and wholegrain mustard mash. Now why can't you get THAT sort of food delivered from a take-away? rolleyes
Actually, that's making me bloody hungry...
...food is definitely called for!!
G xx
Oh a BIG glass please!
and roast beef sounds just wonderful!
You've made me hungry now!
Looks like the Stella has run out already....
Seems we will have to crack open the Glenfiddich earlier than expected unless anyone has some beer reserves we can tuck into..
Sorry Steve - no beer
You'll just have to suffer the Glenfiddich
Mind you, Gryph have brought a rather nice Claret in!
Well I'mstuffed cool 8-) 8-) had a huge roast dinner, and I need some liquid refreshment to wash it done with.......So if theres no chardonnay left it will have to be some Claret. Is there any left ?
Quote by Alexandra
Sorry Steve - no beer
You'll just have to suffer the Glenfiddich
Mind you, Gryph have brought a rather nice Claret in!

never mix the hop and the grape wink
Glenfiddich it is then
lol
There most certainly is MrsFC.
But if it is Chardonnay you require.....it can be arranged
Ask me nicely ( :twisted: ) next time and I'll bring in a CASE - the only thing that's more fun than drinking it is prising of the lid of that nice wooden crate with all the old French branding seared onto it's side... twelve luverly bottles all in a row!! wink
Y'know, FECK it - I AM going downstairs to open a case!! biggrin
How many glasses shall I bring?!
G xx
I myself am a from the West Mids and hate washing up so I'll take mine str8 from the bottle....
Cheers :cheers: drinkies :cheers:
Or I may have a few bottles of a rather nice Bordeaux somewhere - any preferences?
Mrs FC - I can probably do you (ooooh-err!) a nice little lightly oaked chardonnay - but it WILL need a spot of chilling first. That or I'll start making cocktails - I haven't done that for ages and it's great fun; a very social occaision!! Just call me Tom Cruise, but blond, taller and without the nose... actually, no, sod that - just call me Gryphon! biggrin
Alex and Gryphon, thankgoodness for you two..... chardonnay would be lovely... cool
Gryphon please don't mention cocktails............ redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by MrsFC
Alex and Gryphon, thankgoodness for you two..... chardonnay would be lovely... cool
Gryphon please don't mention cocktails............ redface surprisedops: :oops:

Oh dear MrsFC - heavy night?
One perfectly chilled Chardonnay coming up!
I have refilled the jacuzzi - lit the scented candles...
Put a soothing CD in the stereo (Nooooooooo - NOT Barry Manilow!!!)
How about we all take our drinks in there, have a good natter and relax?
Quote by Alexandra
Alex and Gryphon, thankgoodness for you two..... chardonnay would be lovely... cool
Gryphon please don't mention cocktails............ redface surprisedops: :oops:

Oh dear MrsFC - heavy night?
One perfectly chilled Chardonnay coming up!
I have refilled the jacuzzi - lit the scented candles...
Put a soothing CD in the stereo (Nooooooooo - NOT Barry Manilow!!!)
How about we all take our drinks in there, have a good natter and relax?
that would be the ideal place to continue or SHAG Alex
wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by steve-shireen
Alex and Gryphon, thankgoodness for you two..... chardonnay would be lovely... cool
Gryphon please don't mention cocktails............ redface surprisedops: :oops:

Oh dear MrsFC - heavy night?
One perfectly chilled Chardonnay coming up!
I have refilled the jacuzzi - lit the scented candles...
Put a soothing CD in the stereo (Nooooooooo - NOT Barry Manilow!!!)
How about we all take our drinks in there, have a good natter and relax?
that would be the ideal place to continue or SHAG Alex
wink :wink: :wink:
Steve - you bad lad!
If you want to continue - you had best get yourself back on theat Shagging couch!
I'll be back with you in 10 mins!
Now -I just need a little bit of relaxation (and alcohol) in the jacuzzi!
Just popped in foe a evening one and all.