A quick check to see if its 5pm on a friday.
Check the location on the little grubby piece of paper that person passed to me.
Popped a head round the door to see if it was safe, then one big step enter.
Creeps over to the bar, with back against the wall (aye right) and utters these words.
Neil you for a pint of nelson and what are the rest of you peeps drinking tonight.
xx
Del
Achew.. sniffle... okies I better stay out of drafts... Free cold going here.
Goes off to the corner to nurse a hot lemon and honey...
Settles in to the Jacuzzi and enjoys the view, beer in hand.
"This is the place to be"
I am steadying influence - NOT!
......but not to worry Bob, join me for a drink anyway, what are you having?
well bob
while yer male bondings all well and good, particularly over a pint of nelson watching the footie, despite the place being called the Girlie Free Zone, we actually try to bond . . . erm . . with the girlies . . . .
sorry don't mind me i was distracted by several piccies of damp breasts! and i don't even read the sun!
sorry i lost track again . . . where was i . . . . ????
right drink was it? yes that was it what we drinking!
neil x x x ;)
oh and please stop pming me so i can actually get a post done. the cursor transfers to the new pm window, and i can end up sending personal info to pervs in pm! thanks!
why thank you roger
if you don't mind, i'll retire to the jacuzzi with it. it's been a long week, and i'm thoroughly exhausted. i'm saving my strength for forthcoming social events, so anyone care to join me, of course you're more than welcome!
neil x x x ;)
The Jacuzzi here as all the bubbles, Jets, Bells and Whistles. It even has a very tasteful underwater light for that Porn-movie effect.
And yes you are more than welcome to join us, all we need now are some of those lovely ladies so we can show what perfect gentlemen we are. :twisted: :twisted:
Roger.
can I get a large glass of something strong please while I change into my wet tshirt........
I'll be back in a min. x
Right ho.........
Back from work now....
Where's Dawn and Mrs FC
:P :P :P
It's quite cosy in here actually .. I thought it'd be all empty beer cans, over-flowing ashtrays and smelly socks...
.... wonder if anyone else will pop in??
:evil: you've just watered down my glass of wine... :evil: 
8-) 
:lol: 
so no one to try it out on :(
but i'm sure theres room for everybody? we'll do manly things till the girlies turn up tho eh? gruff voices and stuff. football. that sort of thing!
hwoar: Bloody good one as well :shock: 
ops: :oops: 