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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!

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Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
AHHHHHHHHH....................
*slides into jacuzzi*
And first one in for a change :smug:
Right make it a quick one Ive got a hot date after work :twisted:
Quote by warwick
Right make it a quick one Ive got a hot date after work :twisted:

Scuse me... :shock: Won''t you need your strength for the date?
Quote by warwick
If Im lucky lol

Must be a second date then? :lol:
Evenin gents.
Has the sun gone over the yard arm yet?
Lb :love:
Strangely perceptive Easy :shock:
Im taking her to a posh new Tapas bar thats just opened. pre ordered a bottle of Moet and we will see how it goes. No kids tonight either so Ive got the house to myself
Well have a bloody good night mate. :thumbup:
I thank you kindly sir. To be honest the first date went so well I just hope we get on as well this time
Right make it a quick one

Make your mind up, you said you didn't do quick ones lol :lol:
Ellooooooooooooooooo boys
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Hello All lol :lol:
Is thebar open yet?? :lol:
Evening All!! :cheers: I'm early for a change - though heading off up the M40 shortly.
Here's to a great weekend :cheers:
Will
Evening guys,
What's happening here tonight?
A glass of white wine please, now was there talk of a quick one...................
Here you are Sarah a large glass of Chardonnay lol
Quote by MrFC
Here you are Sarah a large glass of Chardonnay lol

OOOh, thank you Mr FC, now do you want a massage?
Quote by willxx69
Evening All!! :cheers: I'm early for a change - though heading off up the M40 shortly.
Here's to a great weekend :cheers:
Will

Give my regards to the Good Lady - and if you see Sappho, say hello to her from me!! confused :? lol :lol: bolt
oohh :twisted: yes massage would be very nice...... :shock: wow I have another couple of bottles to get through Sarah lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Evening All!! :cheers: I'm early for a change - though heading off up the M40 shortly.
Here's to a great weekend :cheers:
Will

Give my regards to the Good Lady - and if you see Sappho, say hello to her from me!! confused :? lol :lol: bolt
Oi!! mad duel Only I am allowed to make comments like that. The bruises incurred after I last did so have almost healed up now! :lol:
Will
Quote by MrFC
Here you are Sarah a large glass of Chardonnay lol

And a larrrrrrge G&T for this young (no laffin') lady purrrrrrrlease! :twisted:
Large G&t WW biggrin
Although you will have to get in the queue behind Sarah to administer massages lol :lol:
Your in for a busy night tonight MrFC unless some more male help come to your aide. lol
Be a love and top up this glass for me.. wink
Quote by MrFC
Large G&t WW biggrin
Although you will have to get in the queue behind Sarah to administer massages lol :lol:

Hey, hey, hey... that's an offer I can't refuse! She massages you while I massage... :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC
Your in for a busy night tonight MrFC unless some more male help come to your aide. lol
So, am I invisible now? sad
Will
*slips quietly into the jaquzzi and enjoys the feel of the bubbles
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Will my friend Hello lol
Please top up MrsFC's glass while I see to the other wenches :shock:
Fancy a massage :shock: :shock: confused
I will certainly top up Mrs FC's glass. She can have a massage too if she wants :twisted: , while you see to the other wenches. That is, assuming that she notices me! rolleyes sad
Quote by willxx69
I will certainly top up Mrs FC's glass. She can have a massage too if she wants :twisted: , while you see to the other wenches. That is, assuming that she notices me! rolleyes sad

kiss O Will..........please forgive me... :( I thought this was a fleeting visit and you were off down the motorway... confused
If you are here for a while I would love my glass filled...............and a massage would go down a treat.... :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC
I will certainly top up Mrs FC's glass. She can have a massage too if she wants :twisted: , while you see to the other wenches. That is, assuming that she notices me! rolleyes sad

kiss O Will..........please forgive me... :( I thought this was a fleeting visit and you were off down the motorway... confused
If you are hear for a while I would love my glass filled...............and a massage would go down a treat.... :twisted:Always happy to oblige. Mind you, I am off down the motorway shortly too. Or is it up? :?
Will
Just sooo nice to see you here Will. biggrin
Give my love to the lovely Sappho. :D But what should I have wine ..........or .............massage....... :idea:
The wine is quicker ........so fill her up Will.... :D and get yourself up/down to your lovely wench !! :D