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st3v3
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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Weekend that is lol
Unknown User
yep and its my birthday weekend so gonna spend it p*ssed :twisted:
willxx69
Sex God
Then how about a stiff one Earthy? I meant a drink, of course :giggle:
But then, seeing as it's your birthday passionkiss hump :twisted:
I had better get the drinks loaded up and warm up my hands ready for FB, who is bound to be along soon :twisted:, pour myself a large drink and then phone the garage who were supposed to be delivering my new car today and have so far failed miserably sad .
Will slips into his naked bartender outfit and waits for the girlies to arrive :twisted:
Dlep
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Then how about a stiff one Earthy? I meant a drink, of course :giggle:
But then, seeing as it's your birthday passionkiss hump :twisted:
I had better get the drinks loaded up and warm up my hands ready for FB, who is bound to be along soon :twisted:, pour myself a large drink and then phone the garage who were supposed to be delivering my new car today and have so far failed miserably sad .
Will slips into his naked bartender outfit and waits for the girlies to arrive :twisted:

rolleyes
You beat me to it Will lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
:shock: Are you psychic or what, Will?
FB strips off and sinks into the jacuzzi, awaiting her drink from Will :twisted:
kazswallows
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
yep and its my birthday weekend so gonna spend it p*ssed :twisted:

mmm it's my little lad's as well, so I won't be sad
Oh well will make it up next weekend.
Happy birthday btw xxx
Freckledbird
Sex God
Should be renamed 'Birthday Weekend' then - it's Choon's tomorrow!
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
:shock: Are you psychic or what, Will?
FB strips off and sinks into the jacuzzi, awaiting her drink from Will :twisted:
Sometimes psychic - and always hopeful wink
Now then, what would you like to drink and I will deliver it to you personally in the jacuzzi passionkiss
Will
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Should be renamed 'Birthday Weekend' then - it's Choon's tomorrow!
Oooh, so it is! Virtual birthday party in the GFZ then! :happy:
Will
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Now then, what would you like to drink and I will deliver it to you personally in the jacuzzi passionkiss
Will

Large glass of White Grenache if you please - are you still naked? :twisted:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Should be renamed 'Birthday Weekend' then - it's Choon's tomorrow!

Ahem mine's the Starwars birthday! wink May the 4th be with you!
Evening Will - nice to see you home nice and early!
I'll have two Leffe Browns in one glass and Angelica says she'll have a glass of White Grenache please.
.
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Should be renamed 'Birthday Weekend' then - it's Choon's tomorrow!

Ahem mine's the Starwars birthday! wink May the 4th be with you!

Bugger! redface Hope you got my card then!
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

Now then, what would you like to drink and I will deliver it to you personally in the jacuzzi passionkiss
Will

Large glass of White Grenache if you please - are you still naked? :twisted:Large glass of White Grenache coming up. Of course I am still naked. You don't think I am going to get into the jacuzzi with my clothes on, do you?
Will passes FB her wine glass and then slides into the jacuzzi beside her!
Will sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by willxx69
Large glass of White Grenache coming up. Of course I am still naked. You don't think I am going to get into the jacuzzi with my clothes on, do you?
Will passes FB her wine glass and then slides into the jacuzzi beside her!
Will passionkiss sillyassionkiss:

Ohhhhhhhhh :twisted: yummy and yummy :twisted:
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Should be renamed 'Birthday Weekend' then - it's Choon's tomorrow!

Ahem mine's the Starwars birthday! wink May the 4th be with you!
Evening Will - nice to see you home nice and early!
I'll have two Leffe Browns in one glass and Angelica says she'll have a glass of White Grenache please.
.In fact I worked at home today - and didn't peep into the Forum once! :smug:
I feel like making the most of it now though! Leffe and White Grenache coming up. Are you and Angelica going to join FB and me in the jacuzzi?
Will
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Quote by willxx69
Then how about a stiff one Earthy? I meant a drink, of course :giggle:
But then, seeing as it's your birthday passionkiss hump :twisted:
I had better get the drinks loaded up and warm up my hands ready for FB, who is bound to be along soon :twisted:, pour myself a large drink and then phone the garage who were supposed to be delivering my new car today and have so far failed miserably sad .
Will slips into his naked bartender outfit and waits for the girlies to arrive :twisted:

home from work and ready for my stiff one please Will
off out for a meal later
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by earthchild
Then how about a stiff one Earthy? I meant a drink, of course :giggle:
But then, seeing as it's your birthday passionkiss hump :twisted:
I had better get the drinks loaded up and warm up my hands ready for FB, who is bound to be along soon :twisted:, pour myself a large drink and then phone the garage who were supposed to be delivering my new car today and have so far failed miserably sad .
Will slips into his naked bartender outfit and waits for the girlies to arrive :twisted:

home from work and ready for my stiff one please Will
off out for a meal laterComing right up!
Will :cheers:
Sarah
Sex God
Gets the jacuzzi and bubbles ready lol
easy
Sex God
*easy slips tentatively onto a bar stool*
Bottle of Corona my good man... and don't forget the lime :dry:
*shuffles round uncomfortably on stool*
So I've decided to get a bit fitter and I've dug one of my mountain bikes out of the shed biggrin I've gotten a few new bits and bobs for it, new clothes, new bag with a drinks thingy inside it and a big straw coming out and........ a new seat.... hence the uncomfortable shifting here. :neutral:
How the hell people do more that 2 hours on one is a complete mystery to me and I used to do it myself. confused lol
willxx69
Sex God
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Pinoy Grigio for me please Will kiss
Pinot Grigio it is!
It's bathtime for the little people in a few minutes - but I have left enough opened bottles on the side for you to help yourselves until I get back.
I should be able to get in here tonight as Sappho jr is out for dinner with a fella! :shock: :shock:
Will wonders whether to load the shotgun now or later! evil
Will
easy
Sex God
Do it now Will and leave it by the front door. That way it's all ready ;)
lol
Angelica
Warming the Bed
Quote by willxx69
I feel like making the most of it now though! Leffe and White Grenache coming up. Are you and Angelica going to join FB and me in the jacuzzi?
Will

I'm joining you now Will. Choon's on the phone so I'll do a quick strip and slide in beside you mmmm that's nice biggrin :D that's you and the grenache
Freckledbird
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Quote by Angelica
I'm joining you now Will. Choon's on the phone so I'll do a quick strip and slide in beside you mmmm that's nice biggrin :D that's you and the grenache

Choon was on the 'phone :twisted:
I'll sit here by Will and save a space on my other side for Choon wink
Dlep
Sex God
I'll just lurk in the corner, as seeing as the Nekkid barman post has been filled lol
Unknown User
anyone at the bar im sooo nackered i need a long glass of NZ sauvingon blance and a lady to massage me, and then............. cool
Unknown User
Quote by Ukwineman
anyone at the bar im sooo nackered i need a long glass of NZ sauvingon blance and a lady to massage me, and then............. cool

I did massage at college, Im bloody brilliant at it. Mind u, im bladdered and might be making it up... lol
Unknown User
Quote by Cherrytree
anyone at the bar im sooo nackered i need a long glass of NZ sauvingon blance and a lady to massage me, and then............. cool

I did massage at college, Im bloody brilliant at it. Mind u, im bladdered and might be making it up... lol
any thing will do at the moment :P just hope i dont fall asleep :giggle:
Unknown User
Well, it don't do a lot for a lady's ego when the chap falls asleep...