GFZ - The Male Totty Weekend

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Gothic-punk
I would join in behind the bar but I live in Salford and therefore only know how to serve blue wkd.

Get behind the bar, I live in Wigan and love a classy drink biggrin

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Gothic-punk
I would join in behind the bar but I live in Salford and therefore only know how to serve blue wkd.

I don't believe you.
I've spent loads of time in that neck of the woods and they serve all wkd colours :giggle:
drags Gothic punk in before he can escape

13 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Are you spluttering wearing your marigolds RPM? :giggle:
ooohh I did say I wouldn't mention them to anyone oops :lol2:

ops: ohhhh i so hate you varca mad

But the marigolds do provide a stonkinly good grip! :twisted:

13 Apr 2007

I love it when the ladies know what they want :>

13 Apr 2007

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I would join in behind the bar but I live in Salford and therefore only know how to serve blue wkd.

I don't believe you.
I've spent loads of time in that neck of the woods and they serve all wkd colours :giggle:
drags Gothic punk in before he can escape
I usually only see the blue stains on the ground outside the bus stops. Classy town this.
And who says I want to escape?

13 Apr 2007

Quote by redpantherman

Are you spluttering wearing your marigolds RPM? :giggle:
ooohh I did say I wouldn't mention them to anyone oops :lol2:

ops: ohhhh i so hate you varca mad

But the marigolds do provide a stonkinly good grip! :twisted:
on what :shock: or is this one of those questions I dare not ask
go on the tell all :!:

13 Apr 2007

FB prepares a large G & T with ice for Will, when he joins us

13 Apr 2007

Thank God for that - I wondered where the bloody GFZ had gone! rolleyes

Ahhhh, this brings back memories. When the world (and SH) were young I seem to remember serving in here as a naked barman on a Friday and Saturday night....
Will removes all clothing - apart from his barman's apron, which just about protects his modesty - but leaves his arse exposed redface

Now then, let me see if I can remember how this goes....
A case of Shiraz ready - with two bottles opened to breathe.
Ditto for the Merlot (for those who prefer soft and velvety to warm and spicy). Oi - I am talking wine here, you dirty lot! :roll:
Fridge needs to be stocked with mexican beer, white Zinfandel (in case someone fancies a rosé on a pleasant evening), some Sancerre* and some New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Oh, and Gin - G&Ts are always better when served with cold gin - Gordon's and Bombay Sapphire should do it.
How's that for starters?
* Although I am normally a red wine drinker, when I am in a white wine mood Sancerre is a particular favourite of mine. Varca, we need to talk!! :twisted: :twisted:
Now then, does anyone need any service? :twisted:
Will

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
FB prepares a large G & T with ice for Will, when he joins us

How did you do that? :shock:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by willxx69
FB prepares a large G & T with ice for Will, when he joins us

How did you do that? :shock:
Clever girl me :smug:

13 Apr 2007

Ooooh Will - so good to see you (naked!)
I'll have a large Shiraz please! Looking forward to seeing you soon - Choon will be in touch soon.
Love to Sappho and the gang.
xxx kiss

13 Apr 2007

Quote by willxx69
some Sancerre* and some New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Oh, and Gin - G&Ts are always better when served with cold gin - Gordon's and Bombay Sapphire should do it.
How's that for starters?
* Varca, we need to talk!! :twisted: :twisted:
Now then, does anyone need any service? :twisted:
Will

I'll have all of the above!
I ordered a GnT earlier, but now that the bombay sapphire has arrived, I'll have that please!
If varca is sharing then I'll join her for the sancerre, if not, is it malborough sauv blanc?
And Varca and will, we all need to talk!
Wineaux- you were too slow bringing my much needed gin- come over here and await your punishment!
:twisted:
maz x

13 Apr 2007

Quote by willxx69
Thank God for that - I wondered where the bloody GFZ had gone!
Ahhhh, this brings back memories. When the world (and SH) were young I seem to remember serving in here as a naked barman on a Friday and Saturday night....
Will removes all clothing - apart from his barman's apron, which just about protects his modesty - but leaves his arse exposed
Now then, let me see if I can remember how this goes....
A case of Shiraz ready - with two bottles opened to breathe.
Ditto for the Merlot (for those who prefer soft and velvety to warm and spicy). Oi - I am talking wine here, you dirty lot! :roll:
Fridge needs to be stocked with mexican beer, white Zinfandel (in case someone fancies a rosé on a pleasant evening), some Sancerre* and some New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Oh, and Gin - G&Ts are always better when served with cold gin - Gordon's and Bombay Sapphire should do it.
How's that for starters?
* Although I am normally a red wine drinker, when I am in a white wine mood Sancerre is a particular favourite of mine. Varca, we need to talk!! :twisted: :twisted:
Now then, does anyone need any service? :twisted:
Will

Now someone chain this man to the bar - we need to keep him :twisted:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by mazandden
some Sancerre* and some New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Oh, and Gin - G&Ts are always better when served with cold gin - Gordon's and Bombay Sapphire should do it.
How's that for starters?
* Varca, we need to talk!! :twisted: :twisted:
Now then, does anyone need any service? :twisted:
Will

I'll have all of the above!
I ordered a GnT earlier, but now that the bombay sapphire has arrived, I'll have that please!
If varca is sharing then I'll join her for the sancerre, if not, is it malborough sauv blanc?
And Varca and will, we all need to talk!
Wineaux- you were too slow bringing my much needed gin- come over here and await your punishment!
:twisted:
maz x
redface

sorry how about I open a bottle of Cloudy Bay sauvignon to make up for it.
and what punishment did you have in mind :twisted:

13 Apr 2007

perfect!
But a bit of this smackbottom

is due first!
wink

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Ukwineman
some Sancerre* and some New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc. Oh, and Gin - G&Ts are always better when served with cold gin - Gordon's and Bombay Sapphire should do it.
How's that for starters?
* Varca, we need to talk!! :twisted: :twisted:
Now then, does anyone need any service? :twisted:
Will

I'll have all of the above!
I ordered a GnT earlier, but now that the bombay sapphire has arrived, I'll have that please!
If varca is sharing then I'll join her for the sancerre, if not, is it malborough sauv blanc?
And Varca and will, we all need to talk!
Wineaux- you were too slow bringing my much needed gin- come over here and await your punishment!
:twisted:
maz x
redface

sorry how about I open a bottle of Cloudy Bay sauvignon to make up for it.
and what punishment did you have in mind :twisted:
ive been waiting for service since page 2 sad

13 Apr 2007

Do you want me to service you?

13 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Ooooh Will - so good to see you (naked!)
I'll have a large Shiraz please! Looking forward to seeing you soon - Choon will be in touch soon.
Love to Sappho and the gang.
xxx

A gal after my own heart Angelica. When not in a Sancerre mood I am a hot and peppery shiraz gal biggrin

Hot and pepperey sounds good - but we'll share a bottle of Shiraz next time we get together.

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Gothic-punk
Do you want me to service you?

If so, which way is the viewing platform?? :twisted:

13 Apr 2007

Ooooh an audience biggrin

13 Apr 2007

Quote by Gothic-punk
Ooooh an audience

I'll try not to direct, but no promises :twisted: :giggle:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Ooooh an audience

I'll try not to direct, but no promises :twisted: :giggle:
oooo GP, a third spectator :giggle: looks like things are heating up lol
in edit: ooo and varca makes 4!

13 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Do you want me to service you?

If so, which way is the viewing platform?? :twisted:
GP and Drew oooh :lol2:, may I join you on the viewing platform Minxy? biggrin

There is plenty of room on my lap Varca :rascal:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
There is plenty of room on my lap Varca :rascal:

Does your lap take 2? cool

Fee
XX

13 Apr 2007

Quote by varca
Ooooh Will - so good to see you (naked!)
I'll have a large Shiraz please! Looking forward to seeing you soon - Choon will be in touch soon.
Love to Sappho and the gang.
xxx

A gal after my own heart Angelica. When not in a Sancerre mood I am a hot and peppery shiraz gal biggrin

Hot and pepperey sounds good - but we'll share a bottle of Shiraz next time we get together.
Sounds like a plan to me :D :kiss:
Looks good to me too!
.

13 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee

There is plenty of room on my lap Varca :rascal:

Does your lap take 2? cool

Fee
XX
well that makes 5.....ooo perhaps we should be booking a large hotel room :twisted:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee

There is plenty of room on my lap Varca :rascal:

Does your lap take 2? cool

Fee
XX
I have 2 legs, one for each of ya ;)
Edit: that leaves my face free as one more seat :giggle:

13 Apr 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx

There is plenty of room on my lap Varca :rascal:

Does your lap take 2? cool

Fee
XX
I have 2 legs, one for each of ya ;)
Edit: that leaves my face free as one more seat :giggle:
i'll take that seat minxy, im sure GP can service me in that position x

13 Apr 2007

Looks like GP has run away :shock:

13 Apr 2007

Sorry about the delay - got called away, but back now.
BTW, Sappho says "Hi!" - but she can't join us just now. She just wants to make sure that I 'do my duty' by the ladies of the Forum - can't imagine what she means! dunno

To whoever asked ( I think it was Maz) yes, it is Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc - none finer.
Varca - I will make sure that the Sancerre is especially chilled if you need cooling down. I seem to remember that ice-cold Sancerre sucked off a nipple is..... mmmm! According to our profiles, we are only 24 miles apart! :twisted: I mean, we're virtually neighbours! passionkiss

Will