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GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really
:beer:Well I've just got in from work and thought I'd pop in. At least no one's tidied up and my piza's still here. Bliss 
We do need to sort out all these empty cans though, I just stubed my toe.
Where have all the girlies gone? I need a good service..You know, drain my oil, pump up the tires and give me a good polish
:wink:
Sarge...we need to change the locks, some one has nicked my spanners again
Must admit this young secetary looks good but I don't think the health and safety bloke will be happy about what she's doing on that desk... :shock:
Don't be daft Alexandra...It can't be. No one understands women in here
Bloody hell the fridge is empty....I'll just nip to the offie. Any one want anything?
We do need to sort out all these empty cans though, I just stubed my toe.
Where have all the girlies gone? I need a good service..You know, drain my oil, pump up the tires and give me a good polish
:wink: Sarge...we need to change the locks, some one has nicked my spanners again
Must admit this young secetary looks good but I don't think the health and safety bloke will be happy about what she's doing on that desk... :shock:
Ahhhhhh at last a man that understands me
Don't be daft Alexandra...It can't be. No one understands women in here
Bloody hell the fridge is empty....I'll just nip to the offie. Any one want anything?
Don't be daft Alexandra...It can't be. No one understands women in hereThat is because, there are, of course, no girlies in here to understand!
Later darling, remeber you don't do cleaning ... and I believe you, you just carry on getting comfy and mellowGMan, have you got a relative called DJohn? He never seemed to come to terms with the "Girlie Free" bit either.
Any one want anything?Bring the lovely Stella back with you.
lhk
Kat
what would you do when confronted with just Alex and no other guys to uphold your resistance...
:rotflmao: Sounds like a workman blaming his tool!OK, We shall call this a yellow card. But any more inappropriate behaviour and we will be forced to censure you with the full power of the comittee (most of whom have been missing in action for the last month anyway
)Now when Alex gets back, you are to gird your loins, stiffen your mettle, take the bull by the horny bits, and perform in a manner above and beyond the call of duty. :twisted:
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
GMan, have you got a relative called DJohn? He never seemed to come to terms with the "Girlie Free" bit either.
I was a bit confused. Most of the time the GFZ is a Girlie-Filled Zone.
Gman, what's been going on here? I leave the GFZ for a few hours and come back to find you've been fratinising with the enemy!! You're becoming as bad as Will. You'll be in the BFZ next serving their drinks in a frilly apron!!!
As Kat said you've been yellow carded and when Alex comes back, as she surely will, you will have to show her who's boss!!
Don't let us down !!! remember.... the GFZ needs you!!!
As Kat said you've been yellow carded and when Alex comes back, as she surely will, you will have to show her who's boss!!
Don't let us down !!! remember.... the GFZ needs you!!!
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Alex
Whilst you're here, grab a couple of those beers, the ones just over the there on the floor, straight in front of me............careful you don't bend those fine legs when you do it.............
Aah, cheers Alex, we've found a use for you at last. Pizzas next pet!
Mal
Whilst you're here, grab a couple of those beers, the ones just over the there on the floor, straight in front of me............careful you don't bend those fine legs when you do it.............
Aah, cheers Alex, we've found a use for you at last. Pizzas next pet!
Mal
I'm worried: I love ladies to bits. most of the time I prefer their company to that of the boys. However, today has been a stressful day. had to take Artificer Junior and his mates bowling: sheer hell. Pounding 'music', bowls with a built in bias (my excuse)-which meant I was humiliated by a bunch of eleven year olds, didn't have shoes in my size, mortgaged the house to pay for two games...
Anyway, I was looking forward to a night of smelly socks, FA Cup highlights, good beer and scratching.. and I end up surrounded by girlies. Anyway, saturday night is Fred's (the Ferret) night of recreation too, so he's coming in for a sit on the settee and a slurp of beer, which he's partial to. So, say hello to Fred girls, the world's only misogynist ferret: mess with him at your own risk-and don't even thinkof bringing 'rabbits', he's in a bit of a mood already.
Budge up lads-let Fred have a view of the telly.. funny Sarge, could of sworn I heard the sound of female screaming.. Fred, Fred!! Bad ferret-loose go of Alexandra at once..
Anyway, I was looking forward to a night of smelly socks, FA Cup highlights, good beer and scratching.. and I end up surrounded by girlies. Anyway, saturday night is Fred's (the Ferret) night of recreation too, so he's coming in for a sit on the settee and a slurp of beer, which he's partial to. So, say hello to Fred girls, the world's only misogynist ferret: mess with him at your own risk-and don't even thinkof bringing 'rabbits', he's in a bit of a mood already.
Budge up lads-let Fred have a view of the telly.. funny Sarge, could of sworn I heard the sound of female screaming.. Fred, Fred!! Bad ferret-loose go of Alexandra at once..
Oh Gman, Gman, Gman !!!
You had your chance and you blew it!!!! I told you she'd be back and all you had to do was show her who was boss.
I'm afraid the comittee will have to be informed of this breach of GFZ protrocol. You were warned. :roll:
Alex I am not peeved at your post count. I much prefer quality rather than quantity
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You had your chance and you blew it!!!! I told you she'd be back and all you had to do was show her who was boss.
I'm afraid the comittee will have to be informed of this breach of GFZ protrocol. You were warned.
:roll: Alex I am not peeved at your post count. I much prefer quality rather than quantity
:lol: :lol: Quote by gmanxxx
Have to say Sarge, as the obvious organiser in here, your leadership qualities are reknowned..... Gmanxxx
I would not describe myself as the "organiser in here". I think that for some reason it has been particularly quiet in here today (because the girls are all hiding somewhere plotting !!!!) and as I have been on a rare day off I have over-indulged a bit
:shock: :lol: Now then, sargeant... (grabs a quart of industrial strength Belgian raspberry beer) There's a lot of things I'd like to say, but I've just got back from a Burns Supper *burps loudly, not to mention highly fragrantly* but I can't say any of them as I've just got back from a Burns supper and am therefore beyond the possibility of transferring meaning to another living soul. Hello Earth (by, this raspberry ale is cracking stuff - where do you get it?)
Good morning GF...........................Z Mmmmmmm, where is everyone?
Blissed is asleep at the table over there still clutching his Belgian Raspberry beer ( did he mention he went to a Burns Supper last night?) (My wife does that all the time, and not just with the supper either!! ) and Gman is asleep on the floor suffering with post Post exhaustion.
It has been a strange weekend in here. Not only have the Girlies been keeping a low profile but so have the Boys. I'm getting worried now!!
Ah well !! Time for a beer and a bit of Sky Sports and let's see who is going to turn up next. :beer:
Blissed is asleep at the table over there still clutching his Belgian Raspberry beer ( did he mention he went to a Burns Supper last night?) (My wife does that all the time, and not just with the supper either!!
) and Gman is asleep on the floor suffering with post Post exhaustion.It has been a strange weekend in here. Not only have the Girlies been keeping a low profile but so have the Boys. I'm getting worried now!!
Ah well !! Time for a beer and a bit of Sky Sports and let's see who is going to turn up next. :beer:
Sex God
Well, well. Evening all!
Sorry for the absence. I was about on Friday but, errrm, got involved in a long MSN conversation with someone.
ops:
Yesterday was impossible as I was ministering to a sick child. Ahhh, the perils of parenthood.
Anyway, there seems to have been a lot of 'handbag talk' that, to be honest I didn't quite understand and......
What's that? I think it used to be pizza but it's mutated into something quite different now. Yuck!!!!
OMG, look at the mess that Alex and Gman have made. Oh well - glad they had fun.
I'll just stick this on the wall and leave quietly..........
Puts up piece of paper with 10 names on it and creeps out silently!
Sorry for the absence. I was about on Friday but, errrm, got involved in a long MSN conversation with someone.
ops: Yesterday was impossible as I was ministering to a sick child. Ahhh, the perils of parenthood.
Anyway, there seems to have been a lot of 'handbag talk' that, to be honest I didn't quite understand and......
What's that? I think it used to be pizza but it's mutated into something quite different now. Yuck!!!!
OMG, look at the mess that Alex and Gman have made. Oh well - glad they had fun.
I'll just stick this on the wall and leave quietly..........
Puts up piece of paper with 10 names on it and creeps out silently!
Sex God
Thinks: Do you think they will let me get away with just writing out Sappho 10 times?
Sex God
Oh sod it. You're right. I knew I would have to give in eventually.
Right then. Off to pour myself a LARGE G&T, then I am back to unleash my top ten on the world.
That's if Kat doesn't lock up before I get back (suspect he would rather leave the bloody thing open all night than miss out on this!!).
Back soon (that should keep the suspense going....)
Thinks - then I will have to find that other thread where Fred dared me. It has been eating away at me for days now!!
Right then. Off to pour myself a LARGE G&T, then I am back to unleash my top ten on the world.
That's if Kat doesn't lock up before I get back (suspect he would rather leave the bloody thing open all night than miss out on this!!).
Back soon (that should keep the suspense going....)
Thinks - then I will have to find that other thread where Fred dared me. It has been eating away at me for days now!!
