....but as all the serving Wenches aren't here I'll just have to go with it 
Right drinks are served.....Anyone want owt while I'm on my feet? :lol:
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Sex God
Cider for me..... 
Please !
Please ! Sex God
Cheers Dlep :cheers:
Right thats my lot
I'm off to bed, Have a smashing weekend everyone
Right thats my lot
I'm off to bed, Have a smashing weekend everyone
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
Cider for me.....
Only Cider? *Sigh*
Barmen never get any fun.....
Oh but can you serve up brekkie only in your all together with a pinny :twisted:
Mod
Quote by Pete_sw
Evenin all
Now then let me see, Bottle of JD please Dlep
oh and Mal, got any hedghog flavoured crisps?
right then, whats on the telly :shock:
oh and Jags :therethere:
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No hedgehog crisps, I'm afraid Pete, but I did ask this French barman once if he had Frogs legs.
He said "Oui. Monsieur.'
I said "Good, hop over here with a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!"
:rotflmao:Mal
:wink:
Sex God
Quote by Mal
Evenin all
Now then let me see, Bottle of JD please Dlep
oh and Mal, got any hedghog flavoured crisps?
right then, whats on the telly :shock:
oh and Jags :therethere:
.
No hedgehog crisps, I'm afraid Pete, but I did ask this French barman once if he had Frogs legs.
He said "Oui. Monsieur.'
I said "Good, hop over here with a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!"
:rotflmao:Mal
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
oh and
thats for the coffee meets monitor moment 
Sex God
Crisps anyone??
Where is the wine??
Where is the wine??
Sex God
What flavour do you want Sarah?
I have whatever your heart desires
I have whatever your heart desires
Sex God
oh
Salt and vinegar please
xxx
Salt and vinegar please
xxx
Sex God
Oh bugger...everything except those can I tempt you with a cheesy puff??!!
can I tempt you with a cheesy puff??!! 
Sex God
could I have some mini cheddars please
Sex God
I'll do you a swap! As many cheddars as ya like as long as I can go in your suitcase??? is it a deal?? is it, is it :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
I'll do you a swap! As many cheddars as ya like as long as I can go in your suitcase??? is it a deal?? is it, is it :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
well if you can fit in between an inch of the space left in the suitcase then you are very welcome hun :happy:
ooh don't get me started hun- too late :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
week on Wed can't come soon enough
Sex God
Quote by hisandhers
I'll do you a swap! As many cheddars as ya like as long as I can go in your suitcase??? is it a deal?? is it, is it :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
well if you can fit in between an inch of the space left in the suitcase then you are very welcome hun :happy:
ooh don't get me started hun- too late :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
week on Wed can't come soon enough
:giggle: nothing wrong with a bit of excitement! it's good for the soul
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
I'll do you a swap! As many cheddars as ya like as long as I can go in your suitcase??? is it a deal?? is it, is it :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
well if you can fit in between an inch of the space left in the suitcase then you are very welcome hun :happy:
ooh don't get me started hun- too late :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
week on Wed can't come soon enough
:giggle: nothing wrong with a bit of excitement! it's good for the soul
so is sun sea & sangrea (spelling
)Any thoughts on how to stay calm on the plane though I'm :scared: (as always)
Sex God
Yes hun I can definitely help there and in case anyone else needs help with this I'll keep it out of PM
PUZZLE BOOK AND PEN (Keeps your mind focused, which automatically serves to calm you)
IPOD WITH YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC (Same)
IF THERE IS A VIDEO OR FILM OFFERED ON THE PLANE WATCH IT.(Same)
1 ALCOHOLIC DRINK ONLY (Takes the edge of the scarey thoughts, but 1 only)
A REALLY ABSORBING BOOK (As above)
IF YOU CAN UPGRADE TO PREMIUM OR EXTRA LEGROOM, DO IT. (a bit of extra space can work wonders)
I use all of these and they all work to a certain degree. Alot of it depends on what the unease is about. Mine is being on a plane amongst lots of people and not being able to get off. If my seatbelt is closed and not allowed to be open that can bring on a panic for me, so I suppose mine is a type of claustrophobia.
Love
FIRE xxxx
PUZZLE BOOK AND PEN (Keeps your mind focused, which automatically serves to calm you)
IPOD WITH YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC (Same)
IF THERE IS A VIDEO OR FILM OFFERED ON THE PLANE WATCH IT.(Same)
1 ALCOHOLIC DRINK ONLY (Takes the edge of the scarey thoughts, but 1 only)
A REALLY ABSORBING BOOK (As above)
IF YOU CAN UPGRADE TO PREMIUM OR EXTRA LEGROOM, DO IT. (a bit of extra space can work wonders)
I use all of these and they all work to a certain degree. Alot of it depends on what the unease is about. Mine is being on a plane amongst lots of people and not being able to get off. If my seatbelt is closed and not allowed to be open that can bring on a panic for me, so I suppose mine is a type of claustrophobia.
Love
FIRE xxxx
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Crisps anyone??
Where is the wine??
got plenty of wine here Sarah.....I'll pour you a glass and expect you in a couple of hours :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
BEER PLEASE!
get you're own mate :twisted: and while you're there, I need a top up of wine......then you can join me in the jaccuzzi....I'm sure we have some unfinished business to deal with
Quote by poshkate
BEER PLEASE!
get you're own mate :twisted: and while you're there, I need a top up of wine......then you can join me in the jaccuzzi....I'm sure we have some unfinished business to deal with
ERM!
ok Miss Kate wine it is and I must say you are looking delectable this evening :D :D Sex God
Quote by MrFC
ERM!
Why thank ya kind sir....
now come over here so I can get a grope of your arse :twisted: 
Master of Sex
<<<<<<sneaks in and gawps around.
Well gosh, its so much bigger in here than it looks from the outside.....can I just sit quitely in the corner with intravenous white wine until I feel less shy...haven't been in here before, I don't think!
Well gosh, its so much bigger in here than it looks from the outside.....can I just sit quitely in the corner with intravenous white wine until I feel less shy...haven't been in here before, I don't think!
Quote by kittysin
<<<<<<sneaks in and gawps around.
Well gosh, its so much bigger in here than it looks from the outside.....can I just sit quitely in the corner with intravenous white wine until I feel less shy...haven't been in here before, I don't think!
Ello Kitty.........sit yourself down wine is plenty..
Sex God
Who's serving? Can I have a cup of hot choc before bed please? I know I know it makes me seem all fogeyish but I just feel tired and in need of comfort stuff tonight
pink x
pink x
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Quote by hisandhers
:giggle: nothing wrong with a bit of excitement! it's good for the soul
Any thoughts on how to stay calm on the plane though I'm :scared: (as always)
Quote by firelizard
Yes hun I can definitely help there and in case anyone else needs help with this I'll keep it out of PM
PUZZLE BOOK AND PEN (Keeps your mind focused, which automatically serves to calm you)
IPOD WITH YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC (Same)
IF THERE IS A VIDEO OR FILM OFFERED ON THE PLANE WATCH IT.(Same)
1 ALCOHOLIC DRINK ONLY (Takes the edge of the scarey thoughts, but 1 only)
A REALLY ABSORBING BOOK (As above)
IF YOU CAN UPGRADE TO PREMIUM OR EXTRA LEGROOM, DO IT. (a bit of extra space can work wonders)
I use all of these and they all work to a certain degree. Alot of it depends on what the unease is about. Mine is being on a plane amongst lots of people and not being able to get off. If my seatbelt is closed and not allowed to be open that can bring on a panic for me, so I suppose mine is a type of claustrophobia.
Love
FIRE xxxx
That's all well and good, Fire - unfortunately she's the Pilot!!! :shock:
:rotflmao:Mal
Sex God
I do hope I'm not too late - who's serving and what's on the menu?
