Quote by Calista
You know i never meant that ....
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GFZ 21 January 2004
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Morning! I want a fresh coffee, a cooked breakfast, and a man to pleasure me and another woman.
In that order.
Sarge, get on to it!
Venusxxx
I can help with one of those, but I need you to find the other woman. I'm not doing everything myself!! :shock:
:? :? 
:lol: :lol: :lol:Bloody hell Sarge, if you leave me to my devices there will be several women. I`m not sure you will be up to the task at your age :moon: :lol:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Morning! I want a fresh coffee, a cooked breakfast, and a man to pleasure me and another woman.
In that order.
Sarge, get on to it!
Venusxxx
I can help with one of those, but I need you to find the other woman. I'm not doing everything myself!! :shock:
:? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:Bloody hell Sarge, if you leave me to my devices there will be several women. I`m not sure you will be up to the task at your age :moon: :lol:
What age would that be then?? I think you are mistaking me for Mal!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by MrFC
MrFC strolls around the room with his DIY gear on happily humming to himself, happy in the knowledge that in his twilight world there are NO WOMEN! in the GFZ
I guess that means you won't want this fried breakfast I've just made up then Mr FC????
Or the fresh coffee and freshly baked croissants????
Or the saturday morning rub down?
Oh well ....Venus ..... Sarge ... Grubs up!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Can't believe I missed Calista in a maids outfit :doh: I was looking forward to running my hand up her leg as she bent over to our the wine. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Erm erm erm ..... Mr easy!!!!! where does it say I was wearing the maids outfit???????
I said there was one and that I'd serve wine but never thatI was wearing the uniform!!!!
Imight be happy to oblige but it'll cost ya :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Calista
.................. so you have the choice of wine served in an uniform or nude!
As it'd be just plain silly to make a bottle of wine wear a maids uniform, I naturally assumed that you would be wearing it.
*thanks god that he didn't run his hand up Dambusters leg as he seems to be the one wearing the uniform...
*Quote by WibblyWobbly
You can't deny it now mate, we all saw you on national TV (pardon the pun
ooooh wots dis den? spill dem beans! :lol:
Try here. Just don't tell him I sent you. OK.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh well ....Venus ..... Sarge ... Grubs up!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sorry Mr FC - we'll clear the women out ofthe place after breakfast!
ops:Hmmmmmm i can always take breakfast away you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway ..... whose gonna clean all the cream up from last night? get the hot tub ready for the after football orgy???? You guys go play with the ball on the pitch and us girls will play with the balls in the hot tub ........
well all but easy .... I have plans for him!!!!
Go on ..... you know you love it really
Quote by VenusnMars
Morning! I want a fresh coffee, a cooked breakfast, and a man to pleasure me and another woman.
In that order.
Sarge, get on to it!
Venusxxx
Morning! I'll be happy to fill the position.
There you are - MrFC's coffee (he'll not notice, he's busy with power tools), and some lovely microwaved banana and pepperoni pizza. Calista! Over here! We're ready!
Quote by VenusnMars
You can get that bloody black pudding shite off my plate for a start!
Venusxxx
LMAO Venus ....you need to go a tad further north than me to be able to expect that shite on ya plate ...... not many people round here have it ... and that'll be down to the Northerners moving more southern :shock:
Typical fry up ...... bacon, eggs, sausage, beans, tomatoes, hash browns or potato cakes, mushrooms ( :shock: :shock: :shock: sarge calm down I left them off yours) and fried bread ....
Does that pass madam stroppy's approval?????
Quote by Scandal
You can get that bloody black pudding shite off my plate for a start!
All we got in here lady is quality offal for quality men ... !
This should get rid of a few of em ........................
LOLOL you obviously not seen my offer of above then
Strikes another one off the hot tub orgy list !!!
MrFC sits down on the heavily padded chair and tucks in to the lovely breakfast that's sitting on the table
Don't know where this came from ah well waste not want not :shock:
This chairs uncomfortable....Stands up and..... :shock: :shock: :shock: BILKO!!! what are you doing in my chair :?
Don't know where this came from
ah well waste not want not :shock: This chairs uncomfortable....Stands up and..... :shock: :shock: :shock: BILKO!!! what are you doing in my chair :?
Quote by Scandal
LOLOL you obviously not seen my offer of above then
Strikes another one off the hot tub orgy list !!!
Tis far too early for anything like that !
It's Satddy ya know ! We have to laze around, smoke ciggies and pick winners out the Racing Post and check team news before we consider the mundane things in life !
Pah .. call yourself a man???? It's never too early for a hot tub orgy .... the tub outside is warming nicely ... frost all around on the floor ..... be an awesome experience.
The best sex is always in the morning ............ it has the chance to carry on into the afternoon and night that way!!!
Quote by Scandal
Pah .. call yourself a man????
The best sex is always in the morning ............ it has the chance to carry on into the afternoon and night that way!!!
We are proper men !
It's afternoon now ya know !
We've been up for hours and already shagged everyone in the LMU, it's too early in the afternoon for hanky panky coz we is about to enter the footie zone!
See ... ? Only men would understand this !
:lol::doh:
Scandal .. it was morning when this conversation started !!!!
Sex God
Afternoon everyone!
Back from shopping (having physically dragged Sappho away from the babygrows :shock: ). It USED to be the lingerie!!
My favourite pub in town was closed
(for some essential repairs I think) so I have a few minutes before we pop off to the hospital for another scan on "Twins TV" . No I DON'T mean the twins are TVs - well, not yet :shock:
So I've popped in for a quick glass of red.
Good grief!! :shock: why is there cream all over the walls. Looks like someone had a food fight in here.
Will - back later
Back from shopping (having physically dragged Sappho away from the babygrows :shock: ). It USED to be the lingerie!!
My favourite pub in town was closed
(for some essential repairs I think) so I have a few minutes before we pop off to the hospital for another scan on "Twins TV" . No I DON'T mean the twins are TVs - well, not yet :shock:So I've popped in for a quick glass of red.
Good grief!! :shock: why is there cream all over the walls. Looks like someone had a food fight in here.
Will - back later
Quote by willxx69
Afternoon everyone!
Back from shopping (having physically dragged Sappho away from the babygrows :shock: ). It USED to be the lingerie!!
My favourite pub in town was closed
So I've popped in for a quick glass of red.
Good grief!! :shock: why is there cream all over the walls. Looks like someone had a food fight in here.
Will - back later
Hello Will! MrFC was doing some DIY, and we'd run out of Artex
PS Somehow can't visualise Sappho in a babygrow.
