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GFZ 21 January 2004

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This is how the GFZ is supposed to be - Girl Free !!! wink lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Got any Bratys?

Mmmmm, I wish!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
(Actually I have a few packets in the freezer. I love em!! )

What - genuine ones???? Where dya get 'em????
I found some at Morrisons some years ago in Sheffield, but there isn't a Morrisons here, I don't think dunno
And the closest I ever found to senf was in the little pots from McDs, but they've stopped doing it now :cry:
Quote by dambuster
Got any Bratys?

Mmmmm, I wish!! :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
(Actually I have a few packets in the freezer. I love em!! )

What - genuine ones???? Where dya get 'em????
I found some at Morrisons some years ago in Sheffield, but there isn't a Morrisons here, I don't think dunno
And the closest I ever found to senf was in the little pots from McDs, but they've stopped doing it now :cry:
Great isn't it- we have the GFZ Girl Free, and we sit here talking about which supermarkets to shop at!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I get them from Morrisons. Tesco's used to sell them but they seem to have stopped now.
Whassa over there? A hobgoblin wi' a red wine chaser. That'll do me.
<< slips onto the end of the sofa and sighs >>
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Great isn't it- we have the GFZ Girl Free, and we sit here talking about which supermarkets to shop at!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I get them from Morrisons. Tesco's used to sell them but they seem to have stopped now.

Good point - More Herfy methinks
Why are there so many blokes in the Girl Friendly Zone???? :scared:
Not sure I want to be the only girl here ........... :twisted:
Quote by t&t
Why are there so many blokes in the Girl Friendly Zone???? :scared:
Not sure I want to be the only girl here ........... :twisted:

Good!! Shut the door on your way out!!!! :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
The Sarge opens a beer, sits on the sofa, feet on the coffee table and switches on the TV (no, not Judy!!).
Ah!!! Peace at last !! :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

Oiiiiiii sarge get ya flucking feet of that table. Didn't ya mother teach you maners...put that fag OUT cant you read? cool
NO SMOKING rolleyes wink
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Why are there so many blokes in the Girl Friendly Zone???? :scared:
Not sure I want to be the only girl here ........... :twisted:

Good!! Shut the door on your way out!!!! :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well as YOU are here - I think I will do just that. I'm sure I can find much better company elsewhere.
Well I'm gona slide into the jaccuzi with my Herfy and claim a stake before anymore turn up and force me to drink wine :cheers:
About fuckin time............I've had to stay out of this place for ages, couldn't bloody breathe in here for all that fanny powder floating around...
PPPHHHHAAARRRRPPPP!!!!!!!
Ha!........ sew a button on that fucker!!
Now shut the doors and keep em out..................
Quote by t&t
Well as YOU are here - I think I will do just that. I'm sure I can find much better company elsewhere.

Quote by dambuster
Well I'm gona slide into the jaccuzi with my Herfy and claim a stake before anymore turn up and force me to drink wine :cheers:

And what the fluck is wrong with wine pleeeesseeee don't say its a girls drink rolleyes
Quote by honeyriderx
The Sarge opens a beer, sits on the sofa, feet on the coffee table and switches on the TV (no, not Judy!!).
Ah!!! Peace at last !! :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

Oiiiiiii sarge get ya flucking feet of that table. Didn't ya mother teach you maners...put that fag OUT cant you read? cool
NO SMOKING rolleyes wink
TOO LAAAAATE ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ah well, at least I've got my seat in the tub :roll:
t - come and sit next to Uncle Dammy, don't worry about Sarge, hopefully he'll take the cassette out soon :P
honey - you come sit the other side, there's something I'd like to whisper in your ear :wink:
Hi Dave wave :wave: :wave:
Pull up a chair, grab a beer and make yoursel comfy. drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies:
Can youput your hat back on though because the glare from your head is blinding me!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by dambuster
The Sarge opens a beer, sits on the sofa, feet on the coffee table and switches on the TV (no, not Judy!!).
Ah!!! Peace at last !! :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:

Oiiiiiii sarge get ya flucking feet of that table. Didn't ya mother teach you maners...put that fag OUT cant you read? cool
NO SMOKING rolleyes wink
TOO LAAAAATE ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ah well, at least I've got my seat in the tub :roll:
t - come and sit next to Uncle Dammy, don't worry about Sarge, hopefully he'll take the cassette out soon :P
honey - you come sit the other side, there's something I'd like to whisper in your ear :wink:
redface surprisedops: Ohh do tell, haven't heard sweet nothings for a long while...................mind you never did really like the song.
Quote by dambuster
, there's something I'd like to whisper in your ear wink

There's something I would like to whisper in your ear!!!
The Jacuzzi is full of bleach!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
, there's something I'd like to whisper in your ear wink

There's something I would like to whisper in your ear!!!
The Jacuzzi is full of bleach!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Well who didn't clean it properly......Bloody men tisk mad
Anyway sarg just means your gona come out extra white and wrinkly :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hi Dave wave :wave: :wave:

Pull up a chair, grab a beer and make yoursel comfy. drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies:

Can youput your hat back on though because the glare from your head is blinding me!! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thats more like it!....walk into the room and instant bloke to bloke piss taking....none of this flirty flirty shit!
If you wouldn't mind cracking the top off one of those bottles Sarge, I'd be happy to join you.
Quote by Scandal
Anyway sarg just means your gona come out extra white and wrinkly :shock:

Shouldn't you be down Morrisons? Not Jim, the shop.
No I flucking shouldn't................I'm a Marks and sparks gal don't ya know wink
But hey if your buying I'll go anywhere :twisted:
Quote by Scandal
I'm a sparks gal don't ya know wink

Ok you can come in then. MOTD is on soon tho.
No, No you've got me all wrong.............awwww fuck pass the vodka and the remote control........hey Scandal.....where's the chili nut mix ffs just can't get the staff mad
Quote by Scandal
where's the chili nut mix ffs just can't get the staff mad

Are you offerin to warm my nuts? Right here, right now? in the cafe in front of everyone?
Well I have been known to warm maggots in my mouth, when fishin... wink
Quote by Scandal
Well I have been known to warm maggots in my mouth, when fishin... wink

Erm ........ redface surprisedops: :oops: .....
Your mouth is too small then ....... maybe you should go fishin? :oops: :oops: :oops: Or better still shoppin down Marksies?
Ohh no babe, ...........big gob.......hmmmmm the kids can vouch for me.
Mr honey don't call me dyson for nout :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Scandal
Well I have been known to warm maggots in my mouth, when fishin... wink

Erm ........ redface surprisedops: :oops: .....
Your mouth is too small then ....... maybe you should go fishin? :oops: :oops: :oops: Or better still shoppin down Marksies?
She forgot to mention that the moggots were still in the tub when she warmed them up in her mouth !!!! :shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by honeyriderx
moggot/ is that a wriggly cat? lol

Yep!! Used for catching Cat-Fish !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
* wobbles back in, slides back into the jacuzzi, offers any ladies present a glass of very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??
Quote by dambuster
* wobbles back in, slides back into the jacuzzi, offers any ladies present a glass of very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??

BOL-- LOCKS!!!! mad :x :x :x wink
Quote by dambuster
* wobbles back in, slides back into the jacuzzi, offers any ladies present a glass of very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??

No they keep being horrid and tellin me to go to the shop.... I mean with my wet hair ffs I'll catch a cold...Italian mmmmmmm tasty, you can come again wink ....nice to know there are good guys..