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any beers going in here-just crawled in from a callout and nobody mention hot tubs or sanua's, as that's what i've been repairing for the last 5 bloody hours.
pity i was out last night and missed the food fight, and who got cream in electrics, that'll need replacing
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* wobbles back in, slides back into the jacuzzi, offers any ladies present a glass of very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??

No they keep being horrid and tellin me to go to the shop.... I mean with my wet hair ffs I'll catch a cold...Italian mmmmmmm tasty, you can come again wink ....nice to know there are good guys..
Thank fluck for that. Someone told me a few weeks ago that I shouldn't be so "nice"
Was just about to give it a go rolleyes
Don't worry about having wet hair (is long btw?) You just slide in here with me. Red or white, Miss
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offers any ladies present a very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??


No chance! All the birds in here are mine!

Ohhhhh so masterful worship :worship: :giggle: ......cluck, cluck......tisk chicken plucker
Quote by honeyriderx
offers any ladies present a very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??


No chance! All the birds in here are mine!

Ohhhhh so masterful worship :worship: :giggle: ......cluck, cluck......tisk chicken plucker
Don't get too tense Miss honeyriderx - I'm not alowed to offer massage in the cafe any longer.
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offers any ladies present a very nice Italian and wonders if the macho men have started being nice yet??


No chance! All the birds in here are mine!

Ohhhhh so masterful worship :worship: :giggle: ......cluck, cluck......tisk chicken plucker
Don't get too tense Miss honeyriderx - I'm not alowed to offer massage in the cafe any longer.
Shall we slip away quietly..........do ya think they'd notice?.......mind you scandal's such a snitch.
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Don't get too tense Miss honeyriderx - I'm not alowed to offer massage in the cafe any longer.

Shall we slip away quietly..........do ya think they'd notice?.......mind you scandal's such a snitch.
I'd love to Miss, but didn't I read somewhere that you are quite "vocal" ??
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Don't get too tense Miss honeyriderx - I'm not alowed to offer massage in the cafe any longer.

Shall we slip away quietly..........do ya think they'd notice?.......mind you scandal's such a snitch.
I'd love to Miss, but didn't I read somewhere that you are quite "vocal" ??
Hmmmm only when provoked.....or plesantly suprised :twisted:
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Hmmmm only when provoked.....or plesantly suprised :twisted:

I'll have to think of a way to pleasantly provoke you, by surprise :twisted:
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Hmmmm only when provoked.....or plesantly suprised :twisted:

I'll have to think of a way to pleasantly provoke you, by surprise :twisted: :boo: :moon: ....ok bring ya ear plugs wink
Quote by honeyriderx

Hmmmm only when provoked.....or plesantly suprised :twisted:

I'll have to think of a way to pleasantly provoke you, by surprise :twisted: :boo: :moon: ....ok bring ya ear plugs wink
Oh no, Miss. I like to hear every moan, gasp whimper and squeal
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Hmmmm only when provoked.....or plesantly suprised :twisted:

I'll have to think of a way to pleasantly provoke you, by surprise :twisted: :boo: :moon: ....ok bring ya ear plugs wink
Oh no, Miss. I like to hear every moan, gasp whimper and squeal
Yes but what about the neighbours?........Ahhhh sod em..come on Mr Buster :twisted:
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Yes but what about the neighbours?........Ahhhh sod em..come on Mr Buster :twisted:

Firing up my little rat car as we speak
morning all,
what's happening today?
Quote by Sarah1448
morning all,
what's happening today?

Well I'm sat here reading emails, perusing SH forums and ads :twisted: and debating whether or not it's too early to crack open a bottle of vino... whaddya reckon?
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morning all,
what's happening today?

Well I'm sat here reading emails, perusing SH forums and ads :twisted: and debating whether or not it's too early to crack open a bottle of vino... whaddya reckon?
Wibbly, get that wine open and I'll get the glasses, now is anyone going to join us?
Wine sounds good I have a few bottles of red to share lol
ah! Mr FC how nice of you to join us, did you bring anything to eat?
I've got a couple of very nice bottles of red going spare as well. And some home made spag bol - very nice if I do say so myself :smug: and if you're REALLY nice to me I might even spare a slice of garlic bread! Wow I really must be in a good mood to offer to share my "bread with garlic"!
The pink wine is mine though, touch that at your peril :twisted: :twisted:
food ah yes lol I have some chilli if somebody can provide the rice, I also have Dorritos to go with it :lol:
Errr!!!! Any more wine going redface
.........davej goes looking for another thread cos this place is gonna stink real bad, real soon.
white wine Mr FC, pass over your glass,
off to the hot tub, any one coming with me,
Here you go MrFC, a nice big glass of Vina Maria Rioja for you and a huge glass of white zinfandel for me drinkies
I even have some Uncle Ben's boil in the bag rice to go with your chilli cool
Ahhhh! AC kiss I always knew you were a lady of distinction! White Zinfandel is wonderful - though I think it is particularly wonderful in the summer, and we have a smattering of snow here! :shock:
Still, good to see you all, :cheers:
I am finishing off a bottle of Villa Maria Sauvignon Blanc before I go on to the red. Anyone care to help me out?
Will
Ohhh Angel - share your Zinfandel with me pleeeeese and I'll serve you up a double portion of Roast Beef, yorkshire puds and all the trimmings wink
Actually, make that a double Zinfandel :wink:
KIT!!!! passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
What a pleasure to see you!
Let me pour you a glass!
Will xx
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Ohhh Angel - share your Zinfandel with me pleeeeese and I'll serve you up a double portion of Roast Beef, yorkshire puds and all the trimmings wink
Actually, make that a double Zinfandel :wink:

Aaaaaaaarrrggghhh!!! I can't cope with that kind of decision!! I've slaved over my home made spag bol for ages and I only have one bottle of WZ :cry: but I do love roast beef and yorkshire puds.... Oh Kit, this is just not fair!!
I know, send Kate to the shop for more pink supplies and we'll get started on this bottle while he's out :twisted:
And Will! Great to see you! Give my love to Sappho as well kiss
I'm soooooooo glad to be back :happy:
Your wish is my command - pour away young man, just make sure it is a double though wink
Good to see you too passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:

sigh - suddenly lost my appetite
Serve me in the Jacuzzi please Will :twisted:
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Serve me in the Jacuzzi please Will :twisted:
I certainly will! Would you like a glass of wine as well?
Will :twisted:
WILLIAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad
Yellow card for you! - and I warn you, I have Sappho's permission to bend you naked over a rough splintery table and spank you soundly with a switch of willow if you continue to pander to girlie needs in the GFZ. evil
lhk
Kat
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WILLIAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad
Yellow card for you! - and I warn you, I have Sappho's permission to bend you naked over a rough splintery table and spank you soundly with a switch of willow if you continue to pander to girlie needs in the GFZ. evil
lhk
Kat
Promises, promises!! rolleyes