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GFZ 21 January 2004

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Sex God
Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Sex God
Ok i've had a good day today ... been a bit down lately but I'm in the mood to have a food fight .... anyone else up for it?????
Quote by Calista
Ok i've had a good day today ... been a bit down lately but I'm in the mood to have a food fight .... anyone else up for it?????


Can I lick it off now? lol
Sex God
Quote by rogerthedragon
Ok i've had a good day today ... been a bit down lately but I'm in the mood to have a food fight .... anyone else up for it?????


Can I lick it off now? lol
looks down .. I think i need to get naked and have more cream on me first ;) ;)
Quote by Calista
Ok i've had a good day today ... been a bit down lately but I'm in the mood to have a food fight .... anyone else up for it?????


Can I lick it off now? lol
looks down .. I think i need to get naked and have more cream on me first ;) ;)
No arguements here! :lol:

I'm Ready. wink
Sex God
Ok .... Starts stripping smile :) and stands still whilst Roger lobs cream (buns) at her
NCB Fires off the first of his cream horns !!! :shock:
Sex God
Quote by northcoastboy
NCB Fires off the first of his cream horns !!! :shock:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: mmmmmm I love cream horns too smile :) :)
Quote by Calista
Ok .... Starts stripping smile :) and stands still whilst Roger lobs cream (buns) at her

Splat! Splat! Splat!
Calista is now very creamy - time for the licking to commence I think. wink
BTW - I like Cream Horns as well NCB. :wink: :twisted:
After being launched from cornwall the first salvo should be arriving about .............................................now!! biggrin
NCB
Loading the custard tarts !! :bounce:
:sticky: :shock: Bloody hell NCB, that is one hell of a horn you have there! But be a bit careful which way you point it! :scared:
lhk
i'm being very carefull i've set myself up on the cliff edge its a bit chilly though i need warming up.!! passionkiss
NCB
Sex God
Oh can I join in please, I've got a can of squirty cream, a good shake, aim, and here it comes......................
Sex God
LOLOLOl rubs the cream all over her body ..... most definitely a good idea of mine
It definitely needs licking off now smile :twisted: :twisted:
Best bit about cream horns is sticking your tongue in and scooping the cream out :shock: :shock:
Best bit about cream horns is sticking your tongue in and scooping the cream out :shock: :shock:
Unfourtunatly i dont spose you can reach my cream horn from ther? :twisted: how longs your tounge??
NCB wink
Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
Sliced strawberries - anyone?

strawberries yes - sliced nope... big luscsious strawberries dipped in chocolate and then cream.... hmmmmmmm heaven... bliss full heaven... :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Quote by Calista
LOLOLOl rubs the cream all over her body ..... most definitely a good idea of mine
It definitely needs licking off now smile :twisted: :twisted:
Best bit about cream horns is sticking your tongue in and scooping the cream out :shock: :shock:

Just like a walnut whip but you get to nibble the nut too biggrin
Sex God
ok time for a terrible joke
It's getting a trifle sticky here
bolt
Quote by WibblyWobbly
Sliced strawberries - anyone?

strawberries yes - sliced nope... big luscsious strawberries dipped in chocolate and then cream.... hmmmmmmm heaven... bliss full heaven... :twisted:
. . . . . . then placed strategically about the body ? ? ? ?
Sex God
Champagne and strawberries ............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Memories of watching the sunrise over Brighton pier .....
Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
then placed strategically about the body ? ? ? ?

yeah... wanna see if you can find it? :twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
Champagne and strawberries ............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Memories of watching the sunrise over Brighton pier .....

ooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo do tell... lol
Quote by WibblyWobbly
yeah... wanna see if you can find it? :twisted:

Only if you blindfold me and don't allow me to use my hands :twisted:
And - do I get a prize for each slice I find??
Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
then placed strategically about the body ? ? ? ?

Quote by WibblyWobbly
yeah... wanna see if you can find it? :twisted:

Quote by dambuster
Only if you blindfold me and don't allow me to use my hands :twisted:
And - do I get a prize for each slice I find??

I already told you - no slices - like big juicy ones! smile
Quote by WibblyWobbly
I already told you - no slices - like big juicy ones! smile

Aaaaaawww. But the slices are much more fun to pick up with the tongue.
Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
Aaaaaawww. But the slices are much more fun to pick up with the tongue.

Oh all right then... rolleyes just to keep you quiet... you will take a long time won't you! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
LOLOLOl rubs the cream all over her body ..... most definitely a good idea of mine

:shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ANy streaming vids of that available, 'cos I'm stuck in work at the mo. sad
Quote by Calista
ok time for a terrible joke
It's getting a trifle sticky here
bolt

Big thanks to our sponsers "The Chuckle Brothers Book of Jokes For Kids with NO Imagination" for that gag. :P :doh: lol Sorry but as you're covered in cream there'll be no smackbottom for you. :P
Quote by dambuster
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Only if you blindfold me and don't allow me to use my hands :twisted:

You can change your sig for No of times handcuffed for fun to 2 then. wink :thumbup: :lol:
Sex God
Quote by easy
LOLOLOl rubs the cream all over her body ..... most definitely a good idea of mine

:shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ANy streaming vids of that available, 'cos I'm stuck in work at the mo. sad
Quote by Calista
ok time for a terrible joke
It's getting a trifle sticky here
bolt

Big thanks to our sponsers "The Chuckle Brothers Book of Jokes For Kids with NO Imagination" for that gag. :P :doh: lol Sorry but as you're covered in cream there'll be no smackbottom for you. :P

Maybe not for me but loads for you :smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom::smackbottom:
No streaming vids either ......... :shock: :shock: :shock: pair of streaming eyes if you're cheeky to me again though :kick:
Quote by Calista
. . . . . pair of streaming eyes if you're cheeky to me again though :kick:

I think easy saves his streaming eyes for when he wears contacts at munches redface